March 6th 2010
In light of our unconscious will to catastrophe of epic proportions, I have taken the liberty to clarify what I mean by the 'Epochalypse' in a dramatic way. I have done this in order to elicit uncontrollable emotional responses in the reader, in addition to delivering its epistemological purpose which no one gives a shit about, but is nonetheless required to keep academics confused while sounding pretentious and smarter then I actually am. This will be laid out in an upcoming short shockumentary adorned with the cosmic beats of Sir Archie Cooper that will cause your cerebrum to spontaneously combust.
It will be released in April 2010.
You likely have been blessed with the notion of impending doom to take place in late 2012, it carries your moments of self-loathing when you long for some collective misery to drown out your own and make you feel better.
I unknowingly was not the first to use the word, although the zeitgeist prevailed and zapped it into my head when I was trying to come up with a cheeky title for this twoof bomb, it sounds cool, and is not as depressing as the reality of the situation would have it and is thus 'acceptable' to the philosophically bankrupt retards and halfwits who dominate our lives.
For those of you who were hoping to not be burdened with the task of thinking ahead, and having a good excuse to not go to work on December 22nd 2012, you will suffer an immense disappointment when you awake yet again into the same tried and true mental enslavement; the same spiritual hell you are accustomed to, at which point you will suddenly go (even more) insane. Conveniently, most wont know it.
What will come to pass is the end of an epoch. A period of time characterized by a fine blend of freedumb, wasted prosperity, and notions of impending doom, will finally be put to rest and we will have no more excuses to live in fear. Concurrently (and tragically) our ability to influence the world in any meaningful way whatsoever will also have diminished entirely, as by that time the oppressive apparatus will have been fully assembled.
Right now you have the opportunity to do so. You have everything at your disposal right now that would enable you to assist dismantling the unjust hegemonic web of shit and lies that envelops you, chizzle by chizzle smash by smash, you very well could reclaim your fate. You have at this point in time, one last chance to take action and smash the lies for which there is no rational purpose other than their adherence to the foundation of lies that preceded them, and those that preceded them, and so on. I am confident you wont.
This foundation (this fundamental unbalanced belief that underlies our current global mode of being) is the pyramid, and the notion of hierarchy, if not rectified prior to this time, will damn us to suffer under its oppressive weight indefinitely.
In April 2010 Archie Cooper and Nathan Hominid, will set the record straight. One last attempt to lay the philosophical foundations for a refined and meaningful physical, spiritual, emotional and mental existence will be turned loose on the zeitgeist of information and it will be ignored, censored, and missed by billions while having no significant impact whatsoever.