-The Harper regime in all its monarchical , is hoping to repeal a bill intended to preserve Canadas waterways ensuring that no river or stream is safe from the insatiable desire for profits by American corporations. The federal Navigable Protection Waters Act which has been in place since 1882, ensures any citizen the right to access Canada’s waterways, ironically this has ensured that these environments have been maintained in their pristine form, more or less. A repeal of the law would leverage out more freedom to industry in an attempt to stimulate the fake American economy which is in theory supposed to keep growing forever, unlike the trees it is printed on, with hopes it will stimulate our economy... The bill reclassifies formerly federally protected waterways in such a way that basically frees them from environmental regulations. Meanwhile carbon tax is welcomed as a solution to “climate change” by braindead idiots abroad and not a word about proper forest management, or minimizing our impact on that which absorbs what is mostly created by nature (99% of CO2).

Brain dead conservative amoral Canadians will be happy to know that in the time that the prime minister has been granted by the queen to suspend parliament, he is gleefully stocking the seats of the Canadian senate (that he doesn’t believe should exist anyway) with his neoconservative henchmen. Because Harper is an aspiring autocratic dickhead, he only needs the senate long enough to enable him to not need it…Harper is allowed to do whatever he wants throughout the duration of the suspension of democracy as the queen didn’t place any limitations on him doing so. Millions of hurtin Albertans continue to cheer this plight into fascism as they are quite comfortable being conformist clones who get their kicks from pre-hominid indulgences such as wearing cowboy hats, drinking beer, and listening to shitty music.

Like the fed but not quite as bad, the Bank of Canada cut its interest rates to a 50 year low. Canada is now entering a recession because of the lack of global activity, which is expected to worsen throughout 2009, as Canadians who were suckered into thinking their prosperity wasn’t contingent on that of the world get a reality check. A TD bank economist was quoted as saying that the recession is expected to get worse before it gets better. Hmmm, that sounds quite familiar…

he G8 member and advanced civilization of Canada will be forming a donkey brigade in Afghanistan… The donkeys are thought to be specially trained and used as transports for supplies and ammunition. Donkeys will be deployed to the region next year, using outdated helicopters that will most likely crash before they arrive at their oppressive location.

The Canadian role in Afghanistan hides behind the humanitarian veil that they are there to fight the naughty Taliban; who in fact is quite naughty. However, In spite of the 100,000 dead Afghans, increased opium production, and plans to lay a oil pipeline through the country many Canadians still blindly sport stickers saying support the troops in an attempt to show solidarity over an issue they know nothing about. US troops are expected to go to Afghanistan to help complete the laying of industrial infrastructure that will help hardwire these countries to the global empire.

The truth is that the large majority of Canadians partake in offensive missions and are hardly working to secure the best interests of Afghan women and children. As Afghanis go hungry, and Opium and pipeline projects are set to commence, Canadians everywhere have fallen into the trap of supporting Harpers Ziofascist agenda. Canada’s intervention sustains the deaths of 200,000 + Afghanis from hunger every year. In addition to helping the US in Iraq, and Canadian corporations bankrolls such as:

Buried Hill Energy, General Dynamics Canada, SNC-Lavalin Group Inc, Bombardier, Thermal Design, CAE, Canadian Commercial Corporation, Atlantis Systems International, BC Investment Management Corporation (worth a total of $170,469,986) in stocks of manufacturers of depleted uranium weapons and delivery systems, Canada Pension Plan.

Yes its true we is like America too!

The Canadian Prime minister wanted to eliminate all taxpayer party funding so he could remain in the position of looking like he ran the country... Those who played the role of the resistance reacted...

A Canadian Coalition of parties celebrated what looked to be the ousting of a soon to be autocrat with a vote of no confidence in their parliament (which simulates decision making processes that affect Canadians)... but then...

The one ethnic minority member of the Canadian government (who was appointed by the Queen of England) made the decision to allow fascism to find a way, by allowing Harper to shut down parliament. The government funded CBC news pretended to criticize the move, as many Canadians idiotically embraced Harpers (the Queen of Englands) decision... The playing out of this distraction by the clandestine unelected members of the global banking/ monarchic elite, in order to create a lucrative distraction to complete their plans for North American Economic integration and world domination, was widely revered by indentured slaves as a great success! Canadians abroad continue to dabble in platitudinous political debates over what they think violates this and that, as the American corporate scumbags who own their resource wealth chuckle indifferently…

Not only is Sir Harper a trusted ally of the illegally occupied fabrication that is Israel, and defends the Israel Lebanon invasion which killed 1300 citizens who were fleeing Israel bombardment and laser weapons, he also supports many of his fellow puppet Bush’s blunders like the war in Iraq, lowering taxes for the rich, the privatization of everything (probably even the police), and no national health care to fund the treatment based health industry.

So the monetary driven experimental democracy that is Canada has been put on hold, so people can bicker about things that are deemed trivial by the banking elite, and distracted away from the fact that their economic ship is sinking too! Stephan Harper is said to be hoping something >>>critical<<< happens before parliament reconvenes... rightfully playing the role in the fascade as the fascist patsi...

Poor Canadian neighbourhoods (Urban reservations) continuously provide druggies who cant get real exploitive bank accounts, ways to get their next fix, and kill themselves. The drug treatment sector of their federalized healthcare system ensures that no one is cured, that they are cycled through a revolving door system of detox, recovery, and back onto the street to maintain the job security of its health workers, and do anything to avoid the root of the problem which is the grotesque lopsided distribution of wealth. As the First Nations/ Metis people silently spread word about the “7th generation rebellion”...

The poor are also offered ridiculous pre-paid wireless plans, pre-paid credit cards, payday loans, outrageous rent to own predatory lending schemes in order to insure their enslavement while trying to get a taste of the American nightmare, and gain respect from those that shun them in the streets.

North American education in continuous decline relying on corporate supplements to remain on the technological cutting edge. Students of all educational backgrounds have at their disposal, McDonalds fitness programs, Home depot playgrounds, M&M math textbooks, School bus brainwash radio, in your face urinal advertising, and big screen TV’s broadcasting 10 minutes of channel one indoctrinating media everyday (US only), to up and coming schools of brain-dead consumers in training. The commercialization of education is alive and well thanks to intentional government neglect.

Stephan Harper in his first meeting with Obama officials boast that Canada’s model (one not yet entirely governed by private banking) should be a model for the worlds economy, he failed to mention of course free trade agreements which have permitting the selling of the countries resource wealth to the United States, allows US soldiers to be present on Canadian soil, and will lead to full economic and security integration over the next 5 years under the guise of the Security Prosperity Partnership.