By Nathan Human & Ben Johnson
March 15th, 2010
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iWatch uWatch me
i recently came across a clip on uTube called “iWatch”. It is a government funded initiative started in the Los Angeles area that basically asks the sheeple to snitch on one another if they observe any “suspicious activity” or terrorist-like behaviour (like people who don't use traceable cell phones). I’m sure the Governator sold it to the people at a press conference by saying “if you don’t use iWatch... we will all die” or something of equivalent depth, then the crowd would have erupted feebly chanting “USA! USA!” and then all go shopping for iWatch peripherals and facebook friendly GPS tracking apps.
The two minute advertisement has random actors of various ethnic backgrounds to disguise the fact that most of the people to be marginalized by the program will be those of 'ethnic backgrounds. Using neurolinguistic programming (‘I’ references: “iWatch” etc.) and drawing on the collective conditioned responses of a nation of mass produced iNdividuals the growth of a police state is promulgated that will work to secure the best interests of senior citizen eugenicist scum before shit so inescapably hits fan.
The use of these different ethnic groups shows the viewer just how ‘united’ the US community is about stopping terrorism i.e. themselves from overthrowing rich people who rule them??!!!?? United in baseless fears (paranoia) they stand: ready to snitch on their fellow hue-man if they choose to pay with cash instead of prepaid visas and mastercards with RFID chips and outrageous service fees. Terrorists are everyone now, after all, modern fictional nemeses used to scare the populous into accepting things they ought not to for the sake of making a select few mad stacks of money shouldn't be discriminatory, that would be so unenlightened and uncivil!!
"Let law enforcement determine if its a threat, Let the experts decide" @ :25
TRANSLATION: I am a virgin.
"Think about that" @ :55
TRANSLATION: Don't think about that.
"Think about the power of that" @ 58
TRANSLATION: Don't think about the power of that, whatever you do.
The use of these different ethnic groups shows the viewer just how ‘united’ the US community is about stopping terrorism i.e. themselves from overthrowing rich people who rule them??!!!?? United in baseless fears (paranoia) they stand: ready to snitch on their fellow hue-man if they choose to pay with cash instead of prepaid visas and mastercards with RFID chips and outrageous service fees. Terrorists are everyone now, after all, modern fictional nemeses used to scare the populous into accepting things they ought not to for the sake of making a select few mad stacks of money shouldn't be discriminatory, that would be so unenlightened and uncivil!!
"Let law enforcement determine if its a threat, Let the experts decide" @ :25
TRANSLATION: I am a virgin.
"Think about that" @ :55
TRANSLATION: Don't think about that.
"Think about the power of that" @ 58
TRANSLATION: Don't think about the power of that, whatever you do.
It’s a brilliant concept, and one of the most efficient ways to incrementally implement a panoptical police state i.e. getting the public to become the police i.e. the ones with guns who protect their masters. This is based on an old prison concept known as the panopticon.
The synoptical aspect however is whats of importance here, this involves the people within panopticon complimenting the overarching panoptic surveillance (players being watched by owners of game) with synoptic surveillance (players watching one another). So in the modern day, we police ourselves with for our own selfish reasons, be it our own fear of the boogeyman and brainwashing of nemesis narratives, or maybe just our fear of the social stigma ado with thinking freely that is owed to our overly self-conscious narcissistic iNdividuality, which will ironically ultimately condemn us to be iSolated, and helpless under one consolidated omnipresent surveillance network run by a handful of people we hope wont kill us.
The synoptical aspect however is whats of importance here, this involves the people within panopticon complimenting the overarching panoptic surveillance (players being watched by owners of game) with synoptic surveillance (players watching one another). So in the modern day, we police ourselves with for our own selfish reasons, be it our own fear of the boogeyman and brainwashing of nemesis narratives, or maybe just our fear of the social stigma ado with thinking freely that is owed to our overly self-conscious narcissistic iNdividuality, which will ironically ultimately condemn us to be iSolated, and helpless under one consolidated omnipresent surveillance network run by a handful of people we hope wont kill us.
It’s brilliant, because all of the surveillance work (that ensures poor people cant overthrow the rich) is delegated to this same lot of blissfully ignorant bottom feeding scum who pay the interest on the money they lend out to bankers to lend them!!! All the while thinking they are looking out for their fellow human, they are actually just ogling them for the rich!!!
Big brothers 'eye' on big mother
It essentially boils down to Big Brother commissioning all his Little Brothers to do the work of maiming, raping and parasitically infesting every orifice of pulsating big mother. It’s called the socioecological Oedipus complex, and is the ongoing semi-conscious hominid gangbang being directed by the sociopathic tech-pornographers who own the media!
iAmerica! Fuck yeah! Individualism via sweatshop iPads, 3D avatards, iTineraries of eye apps and the practice of synoptically surveying and reporting anyone who doesn’t appear to be accruing enough credit debt to be considered justified and/or isn't conforming to the cultural expectations of a myopic mass of malleable me-tards with seamless precision and enthusiasm!!! Yippie! Look at us evolve!!! Slow down for fuck sakes wills ya, 'i' need to catch up!
The makers of this ad must needed to do some serious research into the demographic of their target audience of predictable imbeciles to pull off such a subtle and non-creepy advertisment. For instance note the “i” in iWatch. Have you ever seen that style of branding before? Yes, no, maybe? Before you pop your last neuron trying to remember the obvious answer to this question, I’ll tell you: iGnore, iCon’s and iDiocy and capitalized 'I's. These ads are conducive to the prefabricated mInds of Generation i-tard. It plugs right in to the universally recognized port for bullshit iDeas, values, and iNdoctrinations that have been hollowed into their thickened craniums since the onset of gradeschool.
The only 'i' not capitalized is the one that relies on capital… Get ‘em when their young, as Walt Disney would say!!!
Personally, I can’t wait to be able to download the ‘Terrorist Locator’ app to my iPhone. I mean, how cool would it be to never be able to find Osama Bin Laden (the guy they don't have any proof orchestrated 9/11) from the comfort of your own personalized (mass produced) phone? How cool will it be to use augmented reality to tag all dissidents with facial recognition so you could easily detect who isn't patriotically inbred enough to partake in this shit-for-brain society? You could walk down the street and when you came across a denier or doubter of any sort, an alarm would go off to cue you that a denier was in your vicinity, and you could immediately start taking swipes at their mental health, call them anti-semite's and report the event afterwards for credits you can spend on facebook gifts for your avatarded friends you will never see in person again!!!! How cool will it be to have a real time feed of your face transmitted via government sponsored (censored) broadband?
So cool it that it should be mandatory I say!!!
So as we predictably waste time referencing George Orwell’s literature to make sense of the unfolding oligarchic technocracy whose flesh and blood consequences are realer then our augmented hollywood perspectives will allow, while not organizing ourselves meaningfully or committing ourselves to any practical task towards the end of dismantling this grande hegemony, we should ask ourselves how much of our personal freedumb are we willing to sacrifice in order to feel more insecure? Some of it? All of it?The choice is up to you i.e. someone you have never met.
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