Workers in Chicago were able to get back money money they were forced to pay the Bank of America (25 billion) in taxes until the whole deck of cards falls down, in the form of severance packages for jobs they no longer had, and graciously accepted their money back!

Chinese Christmas elves protest after being owned by companies that have failed to pay them any severance pittance that resembled meager wage. China makes 9/10 toys sold in American stores, and about 9/10 anything for that matter, as China contemplates investment in American automakers they are on cue to be the top automobile manufacturers by 2015. This situation allows the factory driven slave drivers to appear necessary and legitimate as people are now dependent on these lowly sources of income to survive. Mislead liberals who wasted their time demanding more wages and better working conditions instead of a better system which wouldn’t inevitably implode are now putting down the picket signs… very quietly.

Icelanders storm their parliament like the real human beings they are in light of the recent ‘financial meltdown’ and being forced to be banked up the ass by the IMF from this point forward. Five people were injured when the parasitic people who have insured their own job security to defend the rich, used pepper spray and batons to force them back into a state of fear and vassalage. About 1/3 of Icelandic people have lost their savings due to unregulated private banking as well as now being stuck with a 50% devalued currency. Many other eastern European countries are expected to follow in suit. People, who were at once ignorant to the clandestine ploys of the fake economy, will now be banked into submission by the IMF, like the African and eastern countries that make their products and provide them resources, who will soon come to be known as the 1st world.

Thailand protestors thronged a couple airports and stormed their control tower in efforts to bring down the government (like people not programmed to deceive themselves would) in the height of its 4 month campaign to topple their own puppet government. They blocked entrance to the airport in an attempt to galvanize support for a military coup, as authorities warn that the thousands of protestors will be jailed if they do not comply and disperse. Americans who have been trained to think that this wont inevitably happen to them… shop.