Author- A program that writes shit that has been given many labels for data collection purposes

*If you dont care for longwinded bullshit skip to the point about 60% of the way down.

The proverbial 'they' seem to be moving fast, and catching on to the fact that alot of people (me and a few other avatards) are beginning to see (very clearly) where this capitalist technopoly is heading!!! So they had to create the twoof movement!!! LOL!!!! Anyways listen up... The prognosis is pretty obvious when a small handful of people can dominate the world with such careless ease in the face of such an abundance of information, and knowledge at the fingertips of EVERYONE!!! Instead we formulate rebel personas on the basis of the corrupt media caricatures we were brought up on and then offer up the better half of ourselves to the market of half twoofs that comprises the controlled "alternative media" which ends up merely desensitizing the masses to the whole thing while ensuring no one utters that word... "revolution" (*may be subject to copyright infringement)!!! Additionally, Its the year 2010 and the media doesn't seem to have evolved a smidgen since 9/11, when it reported by noon that Osama was behind the attacks (still no proof he had anything to do with it, except confessions from people beaten half to death to get confessions, not even fkn Osama!!!) No one gives a shit!!! Its old news!!!! WTF SON!!!! THEY GET AWAY WITH TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS MILLIONS OF LIVES WHILE THEY LOCK UP BLACK PEOPLE FOR SMOKING A PLANT FROM THE GROUND FOR WHICH THERE ARE RECEPTORS NATURALLY PUT IN OUR FUCKING BRAINS!!!! NATURALLY OCCURRING IN OUR FUCKING BRAINS!!!!


AND PEOPLE ACT LIKE ITS OLD NEWS!!!!
THEY ARE USED TO IT NOW!!!! 
SHIT!!!!!



TIME TO REALLY START PAYING ATTENTION!!!!!!! 

The medias portrayal of these events is no more advanced politically then on 9/11 and in fact is devolving rapidly (becoming more blatantly biased), they speak to everyone like they are in kindergarten, and we all just cant stop thinking about recess, too busy nearly poking each others eyes out with paper airplanes. 


AND WHO CAN REALLY??? WHEN YOU DON'T CONTROL THE MEDIUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! YOU DON'T GOT SHIT. PERIOD. END. OF. STORY. IF YOU DON'T HAVE MEDIA, YOU HAVE NOTHING. ZERO. NO CHANCE. 


I digressed, and likely will again.

Anywayz...
I am not religious, its based on scientific observations for which I base the claim about the upcoming information BOOM!!! We are converging on a point in history where shits going to change very fast!!! The ultimate goal is transhumanism (*research it) which is why non of the "important" old people who own everything are dying (which is not fact but pure bullshit hunch but still... eerieee eh????) They dont want people to know it!!! Hold on folks!!! It will (wont) be like watching a movie yet you will pass through it as instructed to in... all of those movies you watched.


Yippie!!! Movie time!!!!! THAT MEANS FUN!!!! FUN IS HAPPY!!!! HAPPY IS GOOD!!!!


Jihad Jane VS GI Joe 
This is the part of the movie when they start lumping in anyone who disagrees with them with their pin-up (made up) boogeymen, and the doped up masses passively accept it an even greater ease then they did only a month prior (undiebomber) to get their fix of bullshit while their neighbors get stormtrooped in the middle of the night  by the swat team, and they may briefly glance out the window and subtly say "wow thats just like that show C.O.P.S". then scratch their ass, eat some MSG or refined sugar and  then go back to bed...  That IS what would happen. This will happen over and over again, until there is no one left on the street besides the most dishonorably fascist bottom feeding carbon cop-out meathead families who are then conscripted into service as they bring back the draft to "combat the military industrial complex"... all for the greater good indeed!!!!


This time its Jihad Jane (They need to get people scared of the women now too, and make her sound like Tarzans girlfriend, to compliment the portrayal of blacks as infantile underwearer's with bombs in their pants*could comment on this a long time but wont) and the runaway Jewish Islamic American/ something or other patsi aka Joseph Cohen who is kindly providing an excuse to the establishment to boost spending on homeland security while further demonizing people of  Islamic faith. Thanks alot Jihad Jane and Jihad Joe, you guys did everyone who legitimately resists the obvious oppressive regime that rules over us with splendid ease a great favor, and really... who could have predicted such impressive results!!! I MEAN NO ONE (WHO CARED ABOUT THE CAUSE THEY REPRESENTED) IS INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO HAVE FORESEEN THAT THE LYING EVIL OLIGARCHY WOULD EMPLOY PROBLEM-REACTION-SOLUTION IF YOU DID CRAZY SHIT!!! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THEY WOULD USE IT AS AN EXCUSE!!! NOT ME!!!! Genius!!! Thanks again for doing crazy shit, broadcasting it on the web openly, and giving them an excuse to "create more jobs" boot stomping us all into a footnote in the history books with titanium toed T-1000's controlled remotley by "intel" chips installed in unintelligent biosacks of lipids and unused neurons formerly known as the hominids!!! THANKS!!!! FADTABULOUS FUCKING WORK!!!!!


A FINAL WORD OF CAUTION TO... MYSELF *WINK WINK 
Fadsmashers does not for the record, affiliate itself with any groups or persons which could be construed as 'extremist' in any conventional respect (particularly not in the negative/ do pointless shit to give them a reason to drop the hammer sense), any claim to this or other foul misdeed related to me (Nathan Human) this website would assuredly be some crazy false flag bullshit orchestrated by Canada's bullshit intelligence agency with the help of Mossad and the CIA, but I dont kid myself into thinking I am that special, its likely they want to get their money first, and keep paying that fiesty group of teenagers to keep eyeballing my car, and the nurses to keep stealing my money, scandalous buggers!!!


That said. I Nathan Hominid love and enjoy my sentience and would never actively harm myself or any other human being in an offensive way, I do however have the right to defend myself when shit officially is said to have hit fan on mainstream news (ONLY). And whoever out there thinks I am a fkn scientologist and is sending me anonymous hatemail all I can say is.... really??? IS THAT WHAT THIS SHIT LOOKS LIKE??? WTF!!!! THANKS I CLEARLY SHOULD CHANGE SHIT THEN EH???? I dont even understand scientology boneheads, although I know little something about Ziontology!!!!

Seriously though, fadsmashers doesnt endorse crazy shit... especially shit that just backfires tenfold. Tactically and with precision and accuracy, and lastly...brute force, honest minds can reclaim the seat of moral arbitration, this is the only way, the way of (Inject crazy asian cultural reference here), and will likely just turn out to be another dictatorship. Fuck. Anyways. BE CREATIVE!!!! NOT COUNTERPRODUCTIVE!!! ITS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED TO SURVIVE!!!! ITS 99% OF It!!!! AND OH YEAH.... DO LOTS OF DUMB SHIT TOO, RECORD IT AND THEN POST IT ON YOUTUUUUBBEEEEE FOR ALL TO SEE!!! OR DONT!!! ITS UP TO YOU!!!! YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT, BUT REMEMBER... WE ARE ALL MADE OF THE SAME THING!!! IDIOTS (me too)!!!!