Al-Shabaab Islamic militants who allegedly pledge allegiance to AL CIAda and AL CIAda’s owners in the US of Israel, are feared to be possibly taking over the American backed toxic waste dumping ground of Somalia. The US now fears that in spite of its space age panoptical technologies which allow it to see a dime from space that there are worries that AL CIAda may be able to overthrow the country and act as a training ground for US agents. This is all based on evidence that Al-Shabaab is circulating propaganda training tapes which show them training people to use all sorts of gizmos like rocket propelled grenades, guerrilla warfare tactics which are said to “resemble” those used by the CIA… I mean AL CIAda. Based on this clearly irrefutable evidence, trigger happy US troops are expected to have a new dumping ground for the cluster bombs they have refused to stop using in spite of criticism from the United Europeans (nations). The fake terrorists claim that they are fighting for the nation of Islam and boast that America puts them at; get this Number 41 on the global terrorist list…. Yes there are well over 41 of the world 170 countries on the US terrorist (hit) list! The group is said to threaten US security (ahem business interests within the region) because their rocket propelled grenades with a range of 200 yards are a threat to the USA which is a mere 4000 miles away! Break out the easy think machine and drink more fkn beer!