Lindsay Lohan, in all her suburban splendor decided to throw a temper tantrum on an airplane because a passenger mix up forced her to sit with the other proletariat slaves in economy class. Unlike the average American citizen or any brown person who expresses dissatisfaction on an airplane she was not stormtrooped, held without probable cause and deprived of her rights indefinitely. When asked about the traumatic experience of being thrown in with the uncouth frequent flyer mile collecting dogs, Lindsay claimed
“I thought I was going to die” (*I could not make this up...).
Unfortunately she lived... and the actress, whose fame is a product of the reduced standards for entertainment of her fanbase was given a 1st class seat like a good little spoiled brat before the flight commenced. You are in our hearts and prayers Lindsay, with strength and perseverance we know you are capable of putting this experience of being treated normally behind you!
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