The leader of the Christian religious delusion gave a Christmas address in which he offered numerous hypocritical messages imperative to the maintenance of the status quo. He insists that the world is headed towards catastrophe if the slaves he misleads begin to practice the selfishness that he and the rich have mastered. In addition he spoke out against "internecine conflict" between ethnic and social groups (i.e. not the Israelis and Palis, nor the Christian right supported interventionist polices in the Middle East, nor any form of Zionism for that matter, nor the dialectic between the rich and poor or any division worth noting). He went out of his way to comment on the Zimbabwe cholera epidemic doing his part in vilifying any African who doesn’t bow to Christian and globalist integration, he did not criticize sanctions against the country which have caused the poverty and injustice to ensue. In addition he denounced the kind of terrorism which is retaliation from invaded and culturally pillaged populations. This is yet another in a string of appearances in which the Christian delusion is being used to quelch rebellion. In a completely unrelated story the Vatican has investments in the following: JP Morgan bank, Chase Manhattan bank, The First National Bank of New York, the Bankers Trust company, as well as large investments with the Rothschild’s banks in Britain, France and America, to name a few!

Queen dissuades slaves from rebelling

Queen Elizabeth (the one who is given upwards of 37 million a year to wipe her ass with gold laced toilet paper and look pretty), delivers a Christmas message to her 1.9 billion subjects. In light of the recession the Queen is still being paid to do absolutely nothing, as her misguided subjects rationalize this useless symbolism for its tourist lure... She endowed us with her insights in saying that...

"Over the years, those who have seemed to me to be the most happy, contented and fulfilled have always been the people who have lived the most outgoing and unselfish lives."

Yeah. Ok Mrs. 'epitome of being born with a silver spoon in my fucking mouth' I am humbled that you and the pope have undertaken this joint endeavor at dissuading my proletariat cohorts from rebelling against the unjust capitalist system which only bleeds them dry from cradle to grave!

Muchos Gracias!

And thank you for instructing us to be even more outgoing and not take the time to introspect and soul search and develop our own reasoning capacities independently which may lead us to realizing how completely redundant you are to the world. Thank you for reserving the trait of selfishness to your circle of friends!

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