Faux News continues its unbiased reporting of things that are significant in the grand scheme of things, in between catering to the propaganda needs of the bottom feeding inbred portion of the American population, in its mediation of the controversy over whether or not Paris Hilton lips were injected with Botox. Paris Hilton vehemently denies the utterly insignificant claim. In addition to advertising for Botox©, and fulfilling its role in the mass media movement that seeks to influence every dimension of the shallow lives of the population, Fox news concludes that Paris may not have had a Botox injection but implies that she would look better with one... Meanwhile,  America  leaves no stoned unturned as they celebrate having both the highest number of Obese and eating disordered people in the world! Paris is expected to continue being a living example of how someone can become popular simply because their parents are rich, while setting unachievable standards for beauty for her fanbase of suburban badgirl cliches! Yet another triumph of the nepotistic social immobility of a western democracy that is about as easy to screw as Paris Hilton herself!!!

Will we ever know the real truth about Paris Hilton's lips? Unfortunately only time will tell... until then attention to ramped global injustice will have to be diverted in other ways, like the completely irrelevant inauguration of the black person paid to placate liberal criticism whilst covertly ushering in the inescapably oppressive one world government! phase of evolution... YIPPIE!!!