Kim Kardashian makes faux news headlies insisting that her days of stripping and getting banged incessantly for dollars are now over, but mentioned that she isn’t going to do anything extreme or outside the parameters of what is expected for today’s Britney spearheaded female sex, such as thinking critically about the world that exists outside their own egos (Alike the sports obsessed braindead oppositte sex who uhhh like to work on cars and stuffs)! Faux news reports that last year the star was able to add “playboy centerfold” to here “resume” as she had the honor of gracing the sticky pages of the Annual Celebrity issue… Kim is donating her old clothes to a charity called the “Dream Foundation” which intends to sell the cloths to fetish driven, pot smoking, cyber junkies to flaunt to their perverted brethren. The funds earned will go to terminally-ill adults, who it is presumed all ready know her quite well! YouTube is set to ban what it calls “suggestive videos” while Faux Christian news is permitted to continue with the “pop-tarts” section of its news spiel.