The Actress was privileged enough to grace this weeks edition of Faux news "Pop Tarts" spiel. NOTE! Tart is a slang term for prostitute... something the fake news agency is apparently quite comfortable with, kind of like how they are with lying through their teeth about everything in order to tell their wifebeating cerebral cortex deprived, christianofascist audience exactely what they want to hear, while providing a contrast that makes the other bullshit news agencies look all the more valid!

In the midst of the contrived global financial crisis and US sponsored Israeli terrorist escapades, the soon to be actress turned porn star insists that after being naked on the set of a few scenes for her show 'The Office', she has taken a real interest in being ogled with lustful attention to the shell that conceals her more significant bioplasmic-astral mass. She is quoted saying such profoundly meaningless things such as

"They can light your cellulite so you see it or don't see it; it's the most amazing thing. They can put makeup on your legs, you try on hundreds of outfits until you find the one that looks the most perfect on you,"

Jenna's cosmetically overhauled, deeply waxed, camera tricked mundane half, is expected to be cumming to a prime time TV diversion near you more frequently, in light of her new found desire to be something that she isn't, which is sure to further stimulate that desire in the unenlightened mass of gullible cro-magnon retards between being lied to by Faux news and commercials.