Arnold Schwarzenegger (the son of a Nazi officer, current governor of California, and Hummer spokesperson) claims that he wants to be president, although he currently cannot as he wasn’t born an American citizen. He is hoping that some loophole or amendment to the constitution will at some point allow him to run. If he was able to run he is likely to win, as millions of Americans are quite content with an actor running their country! Quite appropriately, he is one who played the role of a cyborg killing machine whose mission was to destroy the human race… As if the idea that ARNOLD SWARTZENEGGER IS A FUCKING GOVERNER wasn't eerie enough, this was all foreshadowed in a mid 90's Zollywood film called "Demolition Man". Based in the year 2032, there is one scene in which the protagonist (who has awoken from a 40 year cryo-sleep) is being taken on a tour of the... 'Arnold Schwarzenegger' presidential library... hmmm... So if you think the last 8 years was an inconceivable squandering of our potential! You aint seen nothing yet!

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