Evidence of the success of the multi-trillion dollar war against Al CIAda, I mean Weapons of mass destruction, I mean Iraq’s sovereignty, the first signs of democracy comes in the form of a KFC that was forced to be opened in Fallujah. American soldiers said to be excited at the prospect of yet again ingesting preserved laden, MSG ridden, intestinal lubricating mass produced chicken while partaking in the act of having a ‘taste of home’, which is due to be in complete shambles upon their long awaited return to live out the rest of their lives suffering from uninsured PTSD and nuclear depleted uranium warhead cancers which will (as the statistics indicate) lead many of them to commit suicide, while the remaining police the US streets.

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