Britney Spears is ho ho whoring her way into her second mid life identity crisis (27) declaring that she intends to get a breast reduction next year… this is to counteract the breast enlargement she had as a teenager, as the realities of breast cancer hang over the stuperstars hollow head. But no… her reasons are more practical.
The singer claims that she wants to be able to fit into the outfits she wore in the “oops I did it again” video. She will accomplish this by taking diarrhea inducing diet pills, so she can feel as young as she is mentally... Critics agree that these regressive goals are highly appropriate to her state of mind, and that of her aging North American fan base. Her fans can now anticipate a life of secretarial, clerical, and sub-managerial occupations between the futile pursuit in trying to win acceptance for their physical appearance, all thanks to the patriarch facilitated, Britney Spearheaded women’s deliberation movement.
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