Adult Film Actress Chelsea Charms Placed on the Terrorist No Fly List


The Department of Homeland Security has announced that, adult film star, Chelsea Charms has been placed on the no fly Terrorist Watch List.

DHS head, Janet Napolitano, herself, a big boob, made the announcement late Saturday evening. The statement comes, on the heels, of the Fox News story;

Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn
When asked why DHS was making the announcement, in the middle of a Saturday night, The DHS Head stated, “It is a matter of grave national emergency, and can not wait until Monday morning.”

It is has been rumored that Ms. Charms is being singled out as an example to others. To this charge, Napolitano replied,

“Ms. Charms has the largest breast implants known to man. If, just one of them, exploded, it could take out an entire city block.”

TSA, Head, Kristan Lee, told members of the press conference, “Keeping Ms. Charms off of airline flights isn’t just a matter of public safety, but also, a matter of public convenience.”

Lee clarified her statement, adding, “The patting, and frisking, that Ms. Charms will require, could take hours, and delay several flights.”


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