Of all of the ways in which this freedumb lovin fk around will backfire in the long term this has to be the most comedic and ironic. Its unfortunate that the push for better lifestyle choices has now been conflated with being fit for service. Luckily the US military is becoming less and less dependent on human resources anyways considering that everything is remote controlled PS3 oriented and dehumanized.

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Dozens of students at an Iranian University throw shoes at cartoon pictures of US President George W Bush. The event had one student wearing a George bush mask and the others throwing the shoe at him. Their action was in support of the Iraqi journalist Muntazer Al-Zaidi, who Iraqi authorities allege was threatened to have his throat slit if he did not throw the shoe, the parents of Muntazer deny the claim. It would not be at all surprising if this were true, the simple act of throwing a shoe has convinced both western and eastern masses (unlike graphic images of crushed skulls and exploded guts) that not only is there hope for humanity, but that the brunt of their problems is a puppet that is vacating the White house, well the next one in line is said to be monitoring his allies containment of the Gaza concentration camp from a Hawaii 5 star hotel. In addition to achieving super star status in the Muslim world, the shoemaker who makes the shoes is expected to capitalize on the opportunity in the global market... The irony there is like... yeah.

And last but not certainly not least the ‘decider’ is attacked in a false flag shoeing, as he commemorated the Iraqi inclusion into the globalist body on his final visit to the depopulated multinational playground.

It is expected that the shoeing will be somewhat mimicked in the form of bottles filled with gasoline, lit on fire, and tossed by provocateurs at pension-less bureaucratic mercenaries who have been suckered into securing their own demise in Europe. The valiant reporter partook in a practice that in the Islamic world is considered the greatest insult a person can offer, and like clockwork was pummelled by his indoctrinated comrades who slobbered at the mouth for a piece of Uncle Sam’s attention, in hopes to gain some investments in their oil stocks which have now been handed to American corporations. The event will have the added effect of differentiating him from the upcoming the Obama administration. In addition it will bring a much needed attention back to the mad Texan as the reason for the Iraq war. Because clearly there shouldn’t be any suspicion as to how American preference can immediately jump from a racist southerner who cant speak proper English (the most degenerate and stupid American presidents of all time), to a well spoken black man who is telling you he is going to change the system. Enjoy your sleep!

The shoe-tosser was democratically dealt a broken arm and ribs! The remaining Iraqis, who were not shocked into complete submission by American war crimes, cheered this trivial symbolism as if it were some kind of victory. In the meantime US troops continue to bring democracy by doing whatever they please in the country!

Bush gets away with it all, and people are reduced to celebrating a shoe that didn’t hit him. WOW.