Completely unoriginal dancing blonds who have no unique features whatsoever preserve the American womans role as a fanatical sex object whos job is to cheer overpaid assholes who want to feel important, As North Americans huddle around their idiot boxes to pay witness to one of the most redundant competition-based-society reinforcing events of our time, new evidence of a contracting economy is evidenced in the highly acclaimed super bowl ad lineup. Yes, if you are not an American citizen and are unfamiliar with the "super bowl" here is a simple breakdown. Every year hundreds of millions of dollars is spent so that overpaid Neanderthals can carry a ball around a field and injure one another to the avail of crowds of people quite content squandering their resources and energies on critical issues including observing bands of apes fight over a ball. It is called football, and the Superbowl is the championship game. In addition to being a complete waste of time, energy and resources, Superbowl advertisement spots start at the recession special of 3 million dollars (or roughly 100,000$ per second of air time). Typically these ad spots have been held by major US car manufacturers, but unfortunately they were too busy helping out their friends at EXXON and Shell, by making obsolete gas guzzling vehicles to turn enough profit to afford an ad this year. Last year approx 1 billion people worldwide shut off their brains (they likely weren't using anyways) and disposed themselves to this distraction, which is why marketers froth at the mouth over the potential of this opportunity to program them. One of the ads this year is for a company called Cash4Gold, they will be encouraging Americans to sell their 'precious' metals for fake money, in anticipation of the fake dollars expected collapse due to people not buying enough shit they dont need with money they dont have!!!


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From the Colosseum to Wrigley Field
http://www.fadsmashers.com/18/post/2009/01/from-the-colosseum-to-wrigley-field-nathan-human.html

Phillie's finally win what’s amero-centrically referred to as ‘world’ series which involves exclusively American teams of overpaid players competing in a game that has them hitting balls around a field, while running in circles, while spectators pay outrageous prices to watch this completely meaningless activity over and over again. To compound this idiocy the overly ecstatic spectators convert their positive emotion into mischievous hysteria when they decide to start rioting to celebrate!? Showing that they are quite content being capitalist slaves, but unhappy when 'their' teams win meaningless sporting events... Alrighty then. Fortunately a disproportionate reaction from riot police elevated this madness further.

European Union gives jailed Chinese activist Hu Ja a top human rights prize for speaking out on civil rights violations prior to Beijing Olympic games, in which all European countries participated.