First off the truth about the climate scam lies in between the sensationalism and the blind faith. Its true that our climate is changing, as it always has, and its true that we are parasites... not that we have to be. Anyways... the real climate scam is not that man made CO2 isnt causing global warming, I am peacefully indifferent to this idea regardless. The fact is the technology to replace oil has been there for years and is merely being suppressed so that people can make money, while providing a source of income to addictions counsellors after overpaid oil riggers exhaust themselves in isolated working environments on hookers, cocaine and fuck you SUVS!!! Unfortunatley the cynics (climatards) would rather play into scams like Kyoto and all the rest instead of demanding real change. Why? Because someone told them to. Fuck these peoples shitty expectations.
They call it pragmatism I call it a pussified plea for more bullshit. Thats all their minds are conditioned to consume. Thats all they know, and they are obedient in their demands!!! Call me a raging idealist, or whatever else they have trained you to call me, I really cant afford to give a shit at this point (more exclamation marks).
On the flipside you have these other 'people' who are trying to rationalize their unsustainable way of life and dependency on oil, by denying the climate change argument outright, throwing the baby out with the bath water as they say fuck the environment as a whole. Fuck them too, in fact fuck them more, and the cut throat free market they advocate. The fact is the truth is always in the middle...
*Well actually, sometimes the truth is everywhere, but thats a story to be told on another day!
Anyways...
If we were to feebly play into the Kyoto scheme, it would be far more efficient if we devoted our efforts towards not cutting down that which naturally absorbs CO2 (i.e. forests), and according to the story below we are gaining ground in this respect, instead of pumping the shit under the fucking ocean, and if you advocate the latter I mean really... CONGRATULATIONS!!! KEEPS ON FIGHTING THE POWER BRUVAZ!!!
The Guardian just published a story (scroll to bottom of page then come the fuck back) about our efforts to clean up our act here in Canada... Unfortunatley the Gaurdian news clearly knows nothing about Canadian forestry!!!
Youll notice that the misleading headline claims
"Canada sets aside "ITS" boreal forest as a carbon vault"...
Right off the bat it conveys the idea that we set aside all of IT. This is obviously not true... well duh your thinking!!! I second that. For one the Canadian forest is approximately 1.3 billion acres and absorbs 22% of the worlds CO2, yet the proposed "vault" is a mere hair fraction of this amounting to 10.8 million acres in the province of... (drum roll) Manitoba.
In addition the other provinces combined collectively have devoted 100 odd million acres as well (mostly filled with bourgouise tourists, extreme sport thrill seekers, and a few remaining plots for First Nations people who werent killed off in the initial holocaust attempt). However this proposed carbon vault is again, in the province of Manitoba!!! As most Canadians know there is really next to fuck all for logging in Manitoba anyway!!!! Quite simply, the trees and access suck in terms of their ability to be exploited by our lust for shit we so desperately need to look cool to other dumbfucks.
Thats right, they are going to preserve the most useless part of the forest (well to us) that no one wants to cut down anyway! How fucking honorable. Meanwhile in BC (largest clearcut on earth as seen from space), Alberta (dirtiest oil production on earth), Ontario (Toronto!), which are victim to the brunt of Canadian logging, get to continue their business footless and fancy free!!! Yippie!!! So essentially we get to look like we are doing something even though we are simply doing what we would have done anyways which is... do nothing!!!
I am tiring of the sacrifice already.
Luckily we can continue to be some of the most wasteful overeducated consumers on earth!!! While mistakenly being viewed the world over as some of the most peaceful! (minus the whole Israels best friend thing)
The point is... this bullshit story from the UK (our mothership) is a mere spawn of the mega bullshit lie, that is, it all fuels the initial myth that the only way around the issue is to beg for Carbon Sequestering (that we in turn pay for as the cocksmoking corporations are subsidized to do so) which someday will inevitably backfire as all of mans (no offense ladies but we take credit for this one) attempts to "save" the planet do.
How about this? Lets fuck the climate change dialectic all together and demand cars that run on water, because we could. We really fucking could. But wont!!!!
Rather... we will go to work, and wait for the 'liberal media' to provide us instruction on what to get mad about, and how that getting mad is working against said media interests.
I am guessing I will be back again bitchin away tommorrow, so until next time. Keep doing counterproductive shit! ITS GONNA WORK THIS TIME FOLKS!!! REALLY!!!! I JUST KNOW IT!!!
They call it pragmatism I call it a pussified plea for more bullshit. Thats all their minds are conditioned to consume. Thats all they know, and they are obedient in their demands!!! Call me a raging idealist, or whatever else they have trained you to call me, I really cant afford to give a shit at this point (more exclamation marks).
On the flipside you have these other 'people' who are trying to rationalize their unsustainable way of life and dependency on oil, by denying the climate change argument outright, throwing the baby out with the bath water as they say fuck the environment as a whole. Fuck them too, in fact fuck them more, and the cut throat free market they advocate. The fact is the truth is always in the middle...
*Well actually, sometimes the truth is everywhere, but thats a story to be told on another day!
Anyways...
If we were to feebly play into the Kyoto scheme, it would be far more efficient if we devoted our efforts towards not cutting down that which naturally absorbs CO2 (i.e. forests), and according to the story below we are gaining ground in this respect, instead of pumping the shit under the fucking ocean, and if you advocate the latter I mean really... CONGRATULATIONS!!! KEEPS ON FIGHTING THE POWER BRUVAZ!!!
The Guardian just published a story (scroll to bottom of page then come the fuck back) about our efforts to clean up our act here in Canada... Unfortunatley the Gaurdian news clearly knows nothing about Canadian forestry!!!
Youll notice that the misleading headline claims
"Canada sets aside "ITS" boreal forest as a carbon vault"...
Right off the bat it conveys the idea that we set aside all of IT. This is obviously not true... well duh your thinking!!! I second that. For one the Canadian forest is approximately 1.3 billion acres and absorbs 22% of the worlds CO2, yet the proposed "vault" is a mere hair fraction of this amounting to 10.8 million acres in the province of... (drum roll) Manitoba.
In addition the other provinces combined collectively have devoted 100 odd million acres as well (mostly filled with bourgouise tourists, extreme sport thrill seekers, and a few remaining plots for First Nations people who werent killed off in the initial holocaust attempt). However this proposed carbon vault is again, in the province of Manitoba!!! As most Canadians know there is really next to fuck all for logging in Manitoba anyway!!!! Quite simply, the trees and access suck in terms of their ability to be exploited by our lust for shit we so desperately need to look cool to other dumbfucks.
Thats right, they are going to preserve the most useless part of the forest (well to us) that no one wants to cut down anyway! How fucking honorable. Meanwhile in BC (largest clearcut on earth as seen from space), Alberta (dirtiest oil production on earth), Ontario (Toronto!), which are victim to the brunt of Canadian logging, get to continue their business footless and fancy free!!! Yippie!!! So essentially we get to look like we are doing something even though we are simply doing what we would have done anyways which is... do nothing!!!
I am tiring of the sacrifice already.
Luckily we can continue to be some of the most wasteful overeducated consumers on earth!!! While mistakenly being viewed the world over as some of the most peaceful! (minus the whole Israels best friend thing)
The point is... this bullshit story from the UK (our mothership) is a mere spawn of the mega bullshit lie, that is, it all fuels the initial myth that the only way around the issue is to beg for Carbon Sequestering (that we in turn pay for as the cocksmoking corporations are subsidized to do so) which someday will inevitably backfire as all of mans (no offense ladies but we take credit for this one) attempts to "save" the planet do.
How about this? Lets fuck the climate change dialectic all together and demand cars that run on water, because we could. We really fucking could. But wont!!!!
Rather... we will go to work, and wait for the 'liberal media' to provide us instruction on what to get mad about, and how that getting mad is working against said media interests.
I am guessing I will be back again bitchin away tommorrow, so until next time. Keep doing counterproductive shit! ITS GONNA WORK THIS TIME FOLKS!!! REALLY!!!! I JUST KNOW IT!!!
The pine beetle aint got shit on this!!!!
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