Iraqis are forced to recognize Christmas as a national holiday! In addition to having a democracy which entails their resource wealth privatized by the infringing colonialist power, insult is added to the predominantly Muslim society’s injury by being twisted into partaking in the new occupier’s own covert church and state integrations.

Leaded toys that were permitted to pacify and mechanize the last two generations until regulations were tightened in 2005 (even though the poisonous impacts have been noted for thousands of years), continue to be manufactured by Santa’s sweatshop elves who are losing their jobs and protesting their Axel Rose invested Chinese Democracy.

The toys await unappreciative US children who are continuously robbed of their imagination and sentience with war embracing, and gender role defining toys. Kids who “don’t want to grow up, because if they did, they wouldn’t be a Toys R Us capitalist pawn.”

Evidence of the success of the multi-trillion dollar war against Al CIAda, I mean Weapons of mass destruction, I mean Iraq’s sovereignty, the first signs of democracy comes in the form of a KFC that was forced to be opened in Fallujah. American soldiers said to be excited at the prospect of yet again ingesting preserved laden, MSG ridden, intestinal lubricating mass produced chicken while partaking in the act of having a ‘taste of home’, which is due to be in complete shambles upon their long awaited return to live out the rest of their lives suffering from uninsured PTSD and nuclear depleted uranium warhead cancers which will (as the statistics indicate) lead many of them to commit suicide, while the remaining police the US streets.