A pseudo-news report by Faux indicates that 92% of women would prefer to go solo… indicating that all those hours devoted to being overly self-conscious in order to please the opposite sex have been entirely in vain. 9/10 are routinely are said by Faux news to be engaging in a self-inflicted orgasms to gratify their base needs, which are exploited by corporations to sell them nearly everything (including their news!). Among other now independent practices such as child rearing, this is yet again thought to be hailed as a benchmark in women’s liberation, and more implicitly- population control.

A Dubai hotel offers a “get the fuck out of town card” in the form of free meal to people who immigrated there to work and give all their hours to meagre wages, and unsafe working conditions. Thanks to the neo-conservative fantasy of money trickling down, the workers that now constitute the majority of the population must spend the money they have managed to save throughout their stay on a bus ticket back to their country. But before their ass is booted out of town, they will have one last taste of freedumb to chew on, as their owners use the opportunity to photo shoot their humanity. Ironically, within the Arab world of all places, the neo-conservative dream has been allowed to flourish, as Arab Zionists who are said to hate civilization and enjoy ‘terrorizing it’ impose some of the poorest, working conditions and disparate capitalist prosperity the world has ever seen!

Sexually diverse individuals protest in California in response to an apparent voting down of gay marriage in three states which was contrived to act as an impetus for soon to be implemented “Hate Crimes Prevention Act” which, like all euphemistically presented legislation's, will pretend to be a solution to a contrived problem, but most certainly serve its ulterior purpose of further eroding free speech rights. Criticism of Israel will surely sneak through the door with this proposed legislation which will pretend to protect gay rights. Between free speech zones, the home-grown terrorist prevention act, warrant-less wire tapping, patriotic acts I and II and the soon to be hate crimes bill, blind American patridiots who still persist in their delusion that they represent the ‘free world’, have a big surprise coming!!!