CBS news documents the selfish progression of Beyonce Knowles from being only a lowly corporate slave in the group Destinys Child, who sang about automo-bills she wanted 'balla's' to pay for, to a widely renowned weapon of mass distraction instructing people who are not good enough for her to move to the left! The article avoids discussion of the female shining stars inadvertent oppression of her own people by promoting materialism, vanity, phoney lifestyles, and profitable snobbery that factor well in the bank rolls and agendas of old white people. The media also didn’t say that this is an elaborate marketing ploy started in the late 80’s to subvert American Africans to corporate cultural control, in an attempt to promote violence, drug use which would support CIA crack rings, increase racial tensions between whites and blacks, sustain EVERYONE in things of sublevel importance in order deter them from developing class consciousness, so they will continue to hate one another, fuel the prison industry and secure the status quo….in other news…

Britney Spears makes Faux news headlies which charted her legacy as a poster girl and mid 90’s pop culture cliché for the long since sold out Rolling Stone magazine. With this mass marketed chivalrous campaign she has managed to engrain in the minds of little girls everywhere (which is now any one between 12-45) that Britney is a shining star and they are merely cold darkened moons… and in the process showing them how to think, not feel, and act as a target group for animal testing cosmetics corporations who rely on the fact that these mere satellites of the stars hate their natural beauty, and set goals that are well beneath the glass ceilings and manageability of the patriarchal captains of this sinking ship.

The Vatican, in an attempt to seem cool, actually adhere to its religious principle of unconditional love and forgives John Lennon for his 1966 comment that the Beatles were “bigger then Jesus”. It only took 42 years, and the author of the misinterpreted saying to be well beyond dead, in order to gain the approval he would be too wise to give a shit about anyway.

Dubai celebrates a 20 million dollar hotel opening bash, promoting high end lodging that starts at the recession special of 35,000$ a night to the entertainment elite, whose artificial lives are continuously mimicked and supported by people who have been tricked into thinking these mass manufactured iconic whores of the system are worthy of fashioning their culture and ambitions around.

Kendra Wilkinson (playboy American female role model) makes fox news headlies insisting she is ready to give her up her job with Playboy as a Hugh Heffner groupie in order to get married. She insists that throughout her time as a sex object she suffered from anxiety from bearing all and dumbing down her fan base with endless T & A. Claiming that knowing her distracted lustful fans (who are not revolting) are “scrutinizing her personal places” makes her quite uncomfortable, but only after doing it for 4 years…

Nearly 1 million people are reported missing in the US every year, while oppressively emotionally engaging Caylee narrative persists, the family lawyer decides to jump ship taking another acting job.

Michelle Obama displays numerous fashions in past few weeks which she claims is a conscious attempt to promote more holiday spending by women bent on self-distraction and materially veiling their true primate nature, to win a low grade self-esteem, attention and friendships from other primates in denial.

'Jenna Jameson' makes fox news headlies insisting that she wants to make this porn star name her permanent legal name. Shallow, womanizing, and distracted halfwit fans everywhere reply with a resounding “who gives a fuck what your name is”.

Oprah Winfrey may step down as talk show host in 2011, only to devise her OWN network (I.e. Oprah Winfrey Network) which will follow in suit of her magazine by having shows that star her only.

Paris Hilton now claims to be in a serious relationship but remains distraught over the fact that for the longest time men have used her for sex and fame, which she insists is very surprising and news worthy. Really... who would have thought!