1) Regular cell phone use found to be as damaging as cigarettes in terms of cancer risks, teenage girls and Bluetooth douchbags unwilling to give up an essential element to their superficial lifestyle respond with a vehemently programmed… “Like whatever!”
2) Vancouver man part of a new program that provides free heroine to addicts in an effort to promote recovery ???? (Similar to CIA’s role in America only this is free and overtly funded by a legitimate government agency). Meanwhile responsible tax paying students (in control of their lives) still forced to pay for a useless post-secondary brainwashing, and collect student loans at interest that the government borrows from private banks. Meanwhile, their tax dollars are used to pay down interest owed to debts borrowed by their governments from these private banks propagating the luxurious lifestyles of monetary slave drivers.
3) More sleep said to reduce obesity in children, as well as playing more Nintendo Wi. In addition A new pill is available that is said to trick body into burning fat faster SRT1720, so people can consume EVEN MORE of the earths depleting resources without physical consequence.
4) Numerous studies now link Dementia (brain degeneration) to excessive use of alcohol, in addition to its being related to millions of deaths and legal issues each year. Marijuana still illegal because people would have the means to grow that and not rely on a brewery (Just lights and fertilizer), nor a fake market to get it, nor would it make them stupid and complacent as fk.
5) Fox ‘news’ appeals to now depressed McCain supporting viewer base, criticizing Obama’s wife’s manner of dress. They would much rather she spend over 100, 000$ to further the Obama’s illusive perfection. Fox anticipating 4 years of narrow minded racially charged criticisms to infuriate Obamians (while actually having the effect of making him look more legitimate; as intended) persisting in its reception of liberal discontent.
6) Fake liberal media ensure viewers that gap left in completion of wholly fabricated election distraction will be filled by an endless supply of even more intellectually degenerating material to distract them from their children, and turn their children against them.








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