Tired of letting those unnecessary calories you accumulated through overeating to weather your lifelong depression in the developed world go to waste? Would you like to waste this excess energy to gratify yourself even more? Well corporate media has a solution for you! Distract yourself from the fact that you are getting screwed by people youll never see, by screwing the closest person to you! A new study has shown that an hour long romp can burn as much as 300 calories and have positive effects on our physiology. So eat more, have more sex, but whatever you don't think! And whatever you do, don't stop overeating!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss

A meal to die for

ZZZ- mailing

First case of ZZZ-mailing is noted as a woman has been found by University of Toledo researchers to be emailing friends while asleep, inviting them over for coffee and what not. In contrast to other forms of sleep walking and acting this is thought to symbolize just how hardwired the activity of using a computer and email is as it requires finer motor movements and procedures (as author checks in to facebook for 28th time in one day).