It would seem that every time we as black people take a step forward one  of us does the two step back... Pharrell Williams partakes in a failed McDonald's publicity stunt, in cooperation with the Pfizers lipitor, to the cheers of social Darwinists abroad. High production/ low quality hip pop artists have been commissioned to combat any possible beneficial role model effect of having a distinguished black person in the white house (paid to lie to us of course), by encouraging their brethren to stick it to the man by buying his debilitating fast food, shrouding themselves in his oppressive garments made in third world, and celebrating their own destruction yip fucken diddly do!!!!

Newsweek published an article attempting to link heart failure in blacks to genetics, which may have some merit.

Although diet is perhaps another thing to take into concern, when you have Pharrell begging for a big mac and Diddy slanging BK burgers, you wonder why a generation already psychologically destroyed, poisoned by years of growing up in neighbourshoods with a BK and KFC, 7-11 on every block, is dieing from heart failure?

The article failed to mention this of course, so not to compromise its cohorts profit margins.

Tired of letting those unnecessary calories you accumulated through overeating to weather your lifelong depression in the developed world go to waste? Would you like to waste this excess energy to gratify yourself even more? Well corporate media has a solution for you! Distract yourself from the fact that you are getting screwed by people youll never see, by screwing the closest person to you! A new study has shown that an hour long romp can burn as much as 300 calories and have positive effects on our physiology. So eat more, have more sex, but whatever you don't think! And whatever you do, don't stop overeating!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4703166.stm?lss

A meal to die for

ZZZ- mailing

First case of ZZZ-mailing is noted as a woman has been found by University of Toledo researchers to be emailing friends while asleep, inviting them over for coffee and what not. In contrast to other forms of sleep walking and acting this is thought to symbolize just how hardwired the activity of using a computer and email is as it requires finer motor movements and procedures (as author checks in to facebook for 28th time in one day).

The US media continues in its campaign which alleges that the reason why people choose fries over apples is not because they have been conditioned to do so by media campaigns which generate billions in revenue for privatized health care, rather there is a gene which determines this. The FTO gene is now being blamed not for higher metabolism but the desire to go for more calorie “enriched” foods. Yeah. And not the fact that peoples taste buds have been trained to react to MSG, preservative laden, nutrient devoid food, and have been told that in order for food to be fast it must also be unhealthy. This is asides the point that 99% of Americans at some point immigrated to the country, or for a significant portion dragged their against their will, thus we shouldnt at all be shocked that this random sample of the global population has the anomalie of being obese. Right. Because Africans are so fat, because the poor pioneers who sought to live off their backs werent agile at all, clearly clearing the western frontier was accomplished by fat indoctrinated fucks who were able to thwart the geurrila warfare efforts of millions of native Americans. Clearly, the reason for American obesity has nothing to do with culture whatsoever and we should all buy the pill that increases metabolism in order to continue exceeding our share of the earths resources.