December 25th 2008
CONSUMER HEALTH AND EUGENICS


2) In spite of the situation ado with the economy that was designed to fail, a company called the Cenegetics medical institute, who deals in what they call “age management” is prospering. The institute helps retain a youthful look with the diet, exercise and of course… the injection of mass amounts of growth hormone! Their spokesperson claims that “he wants to live as long as an existence as possible” so he can continue devouring the worlds resources and kid himself into thinking he is 30 years old. With this desire to look younger, comes the added benefit of acting dumber, and more infantile. No longer is the wisdom and generativity of old age something to be revered and appreciated in a society of “look at me“ big kids. It would appear that 25% of people in north American society aged 12-19 desire to get themselves cosmetically overhauled, thanks to face slicing shows like the Swan, makeovers on Oprah, and ripped roid freak competitions who have no other need for this unnatural look then to win the acceptance of others with no brains. For those who can afford the 1000$ a month treatments, Cenegetics will continue to help them be something they are not.


Some minor side effects!
-- Acromegaly (Facial deformations)
-- Premature death (in case of acromegaly)
-- Heart enlargement (due to prolonged use of HGH. Can't be reversed)
-- Low blood sugar with risk of going into a diabetic coma
-- Excessive hair growth all over the body
-- Excessive water retention
-- Liver damage
-- Thyroid damage

3) In a related story Plastic surgery for the dead has become a booming business. Morticians are cashing in on the quest for eternal vanity, as in spite of the looming great depression 2.0 people are said to be spending an increasing amount of money to beautify their rotting carcass which goes well with their overpriced casket they will seal themselves in and hoard their one carbon based positive contribution to the environment they spent their lives plundering, so their no longer existent egos can be appeased long after death. YAY!!!


4) A Nobel Prize winning doctor makes headlies an article entitled: “Therapeutic HIV Vaccine in Four to Five Years” Thanks to these upcoming expensive ‘treatments‘, Africa’s few people who profit off of post-colonialism monetary enslavement will then be able to generate profits for pharmaceutical companies who engineered the disease. He claims that the so called preventative vaccine would lessen the impact of the disease (i.e. NOT cure it, or prevent it from occurring within a population), which clearly runs contrary to the deceptive title of the article, as most people don’t understand the distinctions between types of vaccine. No sign yet on an actual prophylactic vaccine to prevent the disease... This is because scientists have up until now focused on ways to treat the disease, as this is of course far more profitable. If all these efforts toward treatment where instead devoted to searching for a cure, there would have been one long ago, but they are gonna ride this shit out! Billionaires need their rack of lamb and baked Alaska you know!