2) Blue tooth douchbags are said to be in for a big surprise... High frequency electromagnetic radiation (HFR or EMF) is emitted from cellular antennas and WIFI hotspots, and I assure you there is a reason why they call them WIFI ‘hotspots’! Health complications within the population that are due to the convenient technology are intentionally downplayed.

It is well known fact that chronic electromagnetic field exposure leads to abnormal brain tissue death and broken DNA strands, a condition commonly known as ‘dementia’. There are fears that it is this that is causing the well known increase in dementia, not counting effecting bird migration habits and contributing to the extinction of bees, but its OK! Because non-pollinating nutrient devoid GMO’s are on the way! Non-Ionizing communications radiation (Cell phones, WIFI, TV etc) has the same effect on the human heart as that of the nuclear radiation left in the low cost depleted uranium shells scattered throughout Iraq.

Over 220 peer reviewed papers document the cancer initiating effects of HFR. The FDA has chosen to whitewash and downplay the findings, as it makes billions from selling “spectrum licenses” to radiant corporations, in addition to assisting the treatment based health industry and population control agendas of the banking elite. The American cancer society is also thought to be in cahoots with the communications industry. Studies confirm that after only 2000 hrs of exposure to a cell phone alone (not counting WIFI, TV, CPU) risk of brain cancer increases 240%. Nonetheless antennas and WIFI continue to spew carcinogenic waves throughout the already polluted air, as people disengage themselves in alienated virtual worlds of servile solitude. Thankfully next generation WIMAX broadband internet is on the way, allowing for these waves to be dispersed at an even greater distance! Get ready for birdless city skies!

Here are some minor effects to expect from over exposure to radiation, but don’t worry expensive treatment programs are readily available for people who cant afford them. Just don’t expect a cure you fat bitch slaves you!

Tumors, blood abnormalities, stomach problems, lung damage, bone pain, muscle spasms, extreme fatigue, tremors, numbness, impaired motor skills, cataracts, memory loss, spine degeneration, sleep problems, low immunity to infection, hearing and vision problems, hair loss and allergies… When combined they are sure to yield a long drawn out death and which will indebt your family for life, deepening them in slavedom, if shit doesn’t hit the fan as it is expected that is!

3) Smoking rates have dropped roughly 3.5% in the last year and with it came a drop in lung cancer rates. This explains why US media agencies are deceitfully promoting the view that overall cancer is on the decline, when in reality people are just being kept alive longer with expensive left brain enhancing treatments, which work to further suppress their own psychosomatic healing capacities. The media downplays the fact that a person is twice as likely to get cancer in a developed country, and that cancer rates are expected to further increase 50% by 2050 as indicated by the WHO. Those who cannot afford the luxury of privatized health care are significantly more susceptible to dying from the illness. People are expected to nonetheless buy into the notion that a 3 percent reduction in cancer deaths means an overall decline in cancers prevalence.

4) A newly discovered pill is said to block hunger (stimulate the production of a fatty substance made in the gut to signal the brain to stop eating up the worlds food supplies) for a fee... as the bacon and eggs and three meals a day myths press on. The natural substance is called N-acylphosphatidylethanolamine... It’s expected to taper what’s called the ‘epidemic of Obesity’ so to reduce the habit which is largely due to the social programming the need for instant gratification through gluttony to something solely biological.

5) US tobacco growers are doing well in spite of fraudulent recession, evidence in a recent surge in production. The corporate cheer leading whore ‘NBC’ publishes a report entitled tobacco ‘rebounds’. Thankfully one farmer reported that he was able to earn enough to have a nice thanksgiving and Christmas, well aint dat dem der sumtin to be proud of oldtimer! New marketing tactics emphasizing smokeless tobacco options, and stop smoking aids have allowed tobacco to ‘rebound’ from smoking bans that swept the country years ago. Production climbed from 640 million to 805 million this year. Cigarette sales (which kill millions every year) have been declining by 3% a year a decline that is said by NBC to have “worsened” since 2004.

6) A third of US workers are now said to suffer from a condition called ‘boreout‘, but we are told there are remedies for this effect of having ones creativity left to rot. Thanks to a new establishment supported book called ‘overcoming workplace demotivation’ “under challenged” employees spend more then 2 hrs a day on personal matters, and this is expected to cost corporate employers (assholes with investments) 5000$ a year. Boreout is the opposite of burnout and is caused by being “under stretched”, uncommitted, and bored. This provides a reason to get them to do more work, while allotting less time to them to do what they call “freelance writing assignments”… and perhaps thinking about how they are basing their lives around getting fkd over, which they won’t anyway with the help of distracting social networking sites enabling them to communicate things of sublevel importance to their digitally bound friends.