In light of the contrived economic crisis, polar bears become solely dependent on the practice of cannibalism, sales surrounding the secular religious holiday 'Christmas’ plummet as people forced to only spend several thousands of dollars to win the love an affection of their alienated family and fellow indentured acquaintances, IPOD muggings on the rise in Toronto as crack heads long for a piece of the American nightmare, education system (which is designed to fail) yields two men who try break into a police station in south Carolina and attempt to get away with a 1500 pound safe... ‘binge eating disorder’ ‘sufferers’ forced to downsize to supersize, and overconfident counter-culturalists look forward to ‘buy-nothing day’ with an even greater anticipation, like so called sinners look forward to church, to partake in the trivial anti-consumerist Adbusters promotional campaign, and in the process of doing so, refrain from staging a real rebellion.