05 Fadsmashers 09 04/30/2009
05 FADSMASHERS 09 Yes indeed we are all fucked. No matter how you look at it... ultimatley... yep... RIGHT FUGGED!!! At least its better then not having ever had the opportunity to be fucked, (i.e to never has existed in the first place). Because surely its better to fuck or have been fucked then suspended lifeless in the astral zone of non-fuckery? HERES IS THE NEWS!!! BUT FIRST A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS!!!THANK YOU!!!This week the media was ablaze with information which at first glance may have seemed sensationally relevant to our digitally stifled sentience, and maybe even ‘informative’ on some level. Although nothing could be further from the truth... as anyone who attempted to comprehende this exponentially expanding digital mindfuck of tapered insights about what the fuck is going on, found themselves neglecting their lives, their everyday experience, the warmth of good friends and the subtle joys of mindless trends... IMPORTANT NEWSFOX PORN!!! DONT BOTHER SUBLIMATING THOSE NATURAL CREATIVE ENERGIES INTO HIGHER LEVEL COGNITIONS!!! TRY T&A INSTEAD... IT NEVER GETS OLD!!! EVER!!!! This is but a small fraction of the enlightening media passed off as news by idiot breeding corp. this past few weeks. Among this weeks subliminal inculcations was the glorification of infidelity with their story on 'scandalous housewives'... emphasizing a hollow headed supermodels rational for not advocating gay marriage (showing how she retained her principles in the face of adversity... LOL PRINCIPLES!!!), by encouraging moms to be sex crazed attention seeking school girls, and encouraging any female who doesn't look like any of these people to puke themself into being a meatless rack of bones. A BRIEF COMMERCIAL INTERRUPTIONSPANK YOUFOX DEFINES 'A WINNER'![]() Oh right! We are all complete fking losers because we weren't streamlined by the ZioNazi's mickey mouse camp into becoming high production-low quality mickey mice pop stars who have replaced the desire for knowledge with the desire to be revered by fashionable idiots. Walt Ditsy, keeping you satisfied one thoughtstopping jingle at a time. Susan Boyle next in line to completely sell out ![]() This just in, Susan Boyle is now "looking quite smart, and put together" and thus is now worthy of your attention. Before she was a less then human old gizzard who didn't meet the superficial standards of Fox news. Mainstream media finally goes against grain on completely irrelevant issue (click image)Love = Money In the spirit of promoting the pursuit of intangible ends obtained through ambiguous but profitable means, the link between 'love' and money is reinstated in the minds of a never satisfied mass of desperate spouses. The purely symbolic and meaningless act of marriage and the industry that surrounds it, is taking a hit throughout the contrived recession. Yet the article presumes that Love and marriage are intimately tied to one another, so wouldn't the simple expression of ones love (if it were true) not require a legally binding contract that will likely just be dramatically broken? Why we are a stagnant type 0 civilization Thanks to years of programming that impedes spiritual maturity and promotes the infantile pursuit of self-esteem through image, this mom decided she should waste 10, 000$ (the amount required to fully solar power her home) on deceiving herself into thinking she is younger then she is, and encouraging the other unfulfilled wives to do the same thing. I guess one wasted rebellious youth isnt enough now days!!! LESS IMPORTANT NEWS: | Headlines
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