MAINSTREET MEDIA UPDATE!!!!!
Introduction by Nathan Human 2042

And so it was the worst of the best of times. All communication was reduced to byte sized palatable morsels, fast food, fast news, fast truths, fast wars, fast mores, a series of broadbanded digital transactions knitted our shallow collective into an vulnerable problem waiting to happen. And within the human sphere of relevance on that fine day, a smorgasbord of mindless supersized trends, media distractions and deceptive ends, were circulated yet again, to dope the masses of people moved by fearing in others what they prided in themselves.

They had finally caught up with us in the tunnels... I became one of them... and all I had were these faint glitch memories that pass over my remaining neurons as I blast the remaining humans with massive fk you microwave guns like a good cyborg should!!!!

HERE WAS THE FKING NEWS THAT WEEK!

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HEADLINES!!!

Patriotic T & A to sell next war to easily satisfied zombie populous!!! YAY!!!

Looks like sex will be used to lubricate the flag waving idiot machine for gulf wars 3 when that time should arise. Lets just hope that T & A are incapable of getting the males to do anything stupid... yeah. Or be realistic and admit we are fucked! The two woman's rights activists that remain can take refuge in the fact that the military industrial saleswomen are also being encouraged to work on their technical skills in response to findings that American males are to overweight to fight...

Faux News insists 14% of Pop believe women should be beaten??? for... being patriots???

Patriot girls, after serving their term of mandated volunteerism, are to be ridiculed and beaten with a wooden stick no bigger then their obese husbands thumb... But not until they have completed their term of duty to their country which according to Fox news, Jesus Christ has approved directly.

Rioting at Americas Next Top Model auditions

The battle of the bimbos kicks off with a face stomping bang as 6 soon to be anorexic, divorced, and clinically depressed females who sought to sell the only thing available in abundance on the free market right now, are trampled in a haste to cumulate false self-esteem. The task of fitting the cookie cutout expectations of a mass of ding dong knitwits, was not an aspiration in short supply this week, as Tyra Banks pretended to act amazed that such hysteria could ensue over something so trivial and meaningless in a population of patriot girls bent on being overly self-conscious and not thinking.

Octomoms and recessions

With the slight side effect of entailing a life of embarrassment and rejection from her 14 state owned children, Octomom would be wise to consider the offer being made by Vivid entertainment who have already devised a storyline for the would be superstar...

Starring: Ron Jeremy and 7 of his clones as "the bad guys"
In theatres soon

Fahrenheit 1985

The US congress has passed a law in accordance with recent laws protecting childrens toys from toxic levels of lead, that will mandate the incineration of all childrens books written prior to 1985. This does not mean that the content of these books will be suppressed, rather this is being done to ensure that lead based inks and dyes used in writing the books have no adverse health effects on the users. The Orwellian irony of banning 1984 editions of 1984, is sure to kindle notions of impending doom amidst the populous that is beyond screwed anyway.

The Consumer Product Safety Commission has ordered thrift retailers and used bookstores to discard all children's books prior to 1985.

Luckily children don't read anymore anyways so... Oh well.

HEALTH
Baby boom 2.0 or NOT?

This record in US child births is anything but exceptional. America is in fact  on the fringes of being able to effectively repopulate itself with a rate of 2.1 children born per female. It should come as no surprise that in the year 1930 the proportion of those having children was significantly higher then it was now, after all the population has nearly tripled since then! This article concludes that this baby boom is minimal, and but a trivial spike when contrasted with those of years prior. But this article fails to take into consideration the proportion factor! Essentially the birth 'rate' is lower then its ever been... Obviously 300 million+ people are going to have more babies then 120 million!

http://usgovinfo.about.com/cs/censusstatistic/a/aabirthrate.htm

So what is all this prego hoopla all about?  Recent flicks like 'Juno' and the combined efforts of news media agencies are sending a clear message: They are encouraging Caucasians to reproduce so not to be the minority in the future. This is evidenced in their emphasis of Hispanic growth booms, and warnings of Hispanic/ minorities becoming the majority in a couple decades and that would mean they would need an endless string of minority puppets to pretend to run the country, and the Obama show isn't easy! So this story is best summed up as a well devised attempt to encourage selective pregnancy, whilst discouraging reproduction in the population as a whole.

In contrived recession,
minorities should try not to die

If you are a minority that has been mass marketed a life of excess calories and transfatts then its probably more economically viable to court big pharma throughout your life span then waiting to pay for an overpriced intensive care when you are going to expire. Recent research conducted by the academic industry has studied the differences in end-of life health care costs by looking at cultural differences in attitudes towards health agencies, insisting that minorities are more reluctant to use these services due to fear of discrimination and that they require more assistance in dieing, due to various dispositions! Simply put 'minorities' tend to see health care agencies less throughout their lives then white people, but on average have more costly benefits at lifes end. There is some truth to minorities distrust with the medical industry however the research however fails to mention the differences in marketing campaigns of unhealthy products which lead to these expensive ailments. The difference in longevity can largely be attributed to being mass marketed unhealthy lifestyles, through hip-Pop, advertising, media whichs leads to health problems that cumulate in the end of life.

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Ensuring the unbending artificial optimism of future miseducated consumers

The Lexapro company has been approved to distribute a new depression drug to the hoards of spoonfed upcoming debtors. The company was recently under scrutiny by the US justice department for its alleged incentives given to medical doctors and psychiatrists to push the drug on teenagers with self-esteem issues (90%). Whats more, the drug hasn't even been proven to do anything to alleviate the symptoms of whats mistakenly viewed by psychiatricks as an organic disease. The truth is depression is necessarily psychogenic, the chemical imbalance arises as a result of a poor psychological makeup, emotional disturbances etc, and alleviating physical symptoms will never repress the problem enough, much less address it to allow a person to proceed through a natural growth process. In spite of the fact that the drug showed no effect when tested against a placebo, it has been temporarily permitted to be distributed to the millions of children in America who have been hooked on legal drugs, and will likely be dependent on them for life.

Related story

IMF discovers key to happiness
http://www.fadsmashers.com/12/post/2009/02/imf-to-cure-clinical-depression.html

TECHNOLOGY
The Twitter/ Facebook advertising free for all

Facebook has recently updated its homepage to rival that of Twitter, another service I hadn't even heard about before this controversy, but after hearing about it I surely could not resist signing up to see what its all about... DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME!!! Yes you heard right, thanks to facebooks blatant ripp off of this other communication degrading service I am now aware that it exists! The important thing to note at all times is that when taken collectively these mediums of communication are transisting mass amounts of shallow narcissistic quips that bring everyone and everything into a terribly basic mode of existing... In modifying its homepage Facebook will have the adverse effect of popularizing Twitter, creating more competition which in the end is as they say good for business. The media publicity the issue has received is entirely orchestrated, they want to popularize this watered down communication so to hardwire everyone to the grid. In addition facebook will more stringently choose what appears on your "highlights" feed. Dont ask any questions about what sort of algorhytms and information is being used to process what comes up in the various news feeds, just assume that its whats most relevant and important to you! If you are someone seeking media that is outside the scope of these parameters set by facebook, then your screwed. And you longer need to bombard your sleeper friends with information that may enlighten them as if it doesnt fit their profile, they likely wont see it! Until all you will have is a bunch of exclusive cliques of people with varying perspectives seperated by digital filters...

When looked at from way back it becomes quite clear, they want as many people as possible if not everyone on it, so to recondition us for different kind of future...

Fortune advertises the big three in an attempt to bridge oppressive digital gap

Granny wants in on big bros databank too eh? You know... the one that loves clicking all those ads on the side that say "you have just won". Facebooks extremely minimalist interface ensures its a self-guiding snap for those trying to bridge the oppressive gap.

Not only will this new controversy completely disract away from facebooks meddling with their original terms of service which sucked anyway, it will also have the effect of appearing democratic when reverting to these changes, and people will send out cheers about how deomcratically the oppressive service that will be the death of us all conducts itself! The new homepage looks like the 1970's ran really fast and collided with the minimalist brick wall aestetic of the 2000's. Zuckerberg would be wise to lay off the ganja the next time he tries to be creative!

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Advertising thats 'relevant to you' is OK says Corporate whored media

Implicit in this headline is that personally relevant ads are OK. That advertisements that distributed on the basis of the psychological profile you conceded in your use of the google, facebook, etc. are less annoying then ads that are not relevant to you. A typical response is that a person would benefit by being made aware of potential services and products that they are likely to buy anyway, only this added personalized luxury would notify them of good offers they may have otherwise passed up. But is this not the plague of our contemporary world? That is, the notion of acquired needs. If you needed something, you would know immediately and would go and buy it, you would not need any coaxing, or to be reminded in a n untimely manner. There is a terrifying self-fulfilling aspect in knowing that all the information you recieve will be based on the information you inputed into their servers prior. Only being exposed to things you already like is great for someone with a contracting worldview, but for those of you who would rather nature just take its course, well FEMA has a place for you!

In many respects personal ads are a personal infringement and a more sinister marketing ploy, then shot in the dark ads that don't care who you are...

And how is 'relevance' defined? What are the protocols for determining whether or not something is relevant to you, who sets the limit on these semantic ranges . (*hint: NOT YOU!)

Addicted to ads
In addition Ad's have become so common place that without them we may find ourselves lost. In terms of web ads, to many are annoying but having a few tends to legitimate a website, the more ads, then the more important that website must be if people want to advertise on there right???

Immersed and vulnerable, eyestrained contention  

In addition to this and many other technologies that wish to reduce you to being a hunchbacked mass of bioplasma tethered to a fucking machine. This one will hopefully come with an intervenes system, and maybe a change of diapers, so you never have to leave the fantastic world of make believe follywood has been commissioned to create.

Mind reading technology
http://www.presstv.com/Detail.aspx?id=88631&sectionid=3510208

Memory wipes?
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=101868285&ft=1&f=1007

Occupying a mind-numbing job (you really don't want anyway) soon!

Asimo is about to get owned!

Germany admits to military use of 'chemtrails'... *Yawns

POLITRICKS
The revolution, the internet and hegemony

People persist in the mistaken notion that the world wide web has empowered the little people to stop corruption and tyranny wherever it should surface, but is this really the case?

The internet creates more confusion then it creates action, which doesnt matter anyway because it too has become in many ways, a status quo affirming media.  Internet 2.0 will be sure to flush out any remaining utility of this medium that could facilitate progressive societal growth. Before TV there were revolutions, since then, in modernized preoccupied societies, fat chance. Literally fat chance. And the internet is becoming more like TV; personalized TV of course! Yes it allows people to come together, but over time we will forget what it means to protest off the digital grid to come together by those means which are our true power: our numbers. Throw in the potential for shills and fraudulent people and digivangelists selling their outlook behind anonymous veils and aliases for an annual fee of 49.99... and then it just becomes an incomprehensible mess. The element of suprise is gone on the internet and likely never was there, everything is warehoused in numerous servers and monitored, you could not theoretically use it to resist those who control it and you :)

But if and when the power shuts off... think about that...

People will be forced to venture out into the 'outside' world of nature, only known through the discovery channel and adventure video games.

The Obama Deception... Deception

This week was chalk full of disinformation bent on harnessing all of the rebellious energy and pent up frustration carried by the masses of no-asset slaves. Alex Jones, a self-proclaimed paleoconservative/ libertarian thinks that the left-right paradigm is bullshit. Fair enough. But re-read the first part of that sentence. He goes on to make this film called 'the Obama deception, which asides from making a few relevant points, completly exaggerates Obama's role in the clandestine ploys of the shadowy elite to rules us all with ease.

Heres why:

Alex never talks about the rich, he only talks about the tyrannical. He has replaced peoples indignance for the corrupt free market for an obsession with tyrannical beasts who want nothing more then to torture and brutalize us like animals. Granted there is an imbalance of sadism at the top of the pyramid, but of central concern is the fact that THESE PEOPLE OWN EVERYTHING (AND YOU), AND BUYING GOLD , ECOLO BLUE MACHINES AND THIS GUYS VIDEOS WONT FUCKING CHANGE THAT!

Alex Jones persists in his notion that politicians are mere puppets of the elite, that they have no clout and should largely be ignored, yet persists in making a politically charged film, which asides its attempt at being objective is framed around the conservative worldview from which it spawned. The hoopla and false confidence the mass of obamaniacs is something to be criticized heavily, but should it not be concerning that in spite of the fact the film critiques 'politics' as a whole as being corrupt, he is setting many people up to be taken in by the right.

http://www.fadsmashers.com/11/post/2009/01/post-title-click-and-type-to-edit.html

Alex Jones is a staunch confederate, if he was alive in the 1800's there is a good chance he would at least defend slave owning southerners that fought off'corrupt bankster entourage' that puppeted lincoln who wanted to force the states under federal rule, bankrupt the country and conquer the world yatta yatta. Fair enough. Alex (like most people who claim to not by into the false political paradigm yet lean right) persists in his unbending embrace of the principles of private enterprise that caused all these problems he rambles on about.

Alex Jones hates immigrants, he feels that he is more entitled to America then these other Europeans who also came over and stole the land from the now nearly exterminated indigenus peoples.

Alex jones loves to use the world Patriot, because hes a nationalist. The side effect of taking excessive pride in ones country is a necessary arrogance towards others.

Alex defends the free market, by lambasting what he calls 'communism' and making all sorts of false criticisms against the Obama administration insisting Obama is a "communist". So all those anti-commie backwoods idiot types see this and are intrigued, and Alex widens his market base... Now he is as excited as a kid in a candy store, raging on about how much money the 100, 000$ overproduced film is making him.

Alex is providing material that will be used by those playing the role of 'right' wing conservative/ libertarian media, to shift the American consciousness back into envisioning republican based solutions, thereby suspending them in this bogus left-right debate, that Alex so vehemently rejects. Soon enough the Ron Paul deception machine will start turning, conservatism will "go back to its roots" references to the constitution which although eloquent and novel was written by hypocritical slave owners will be numerous and the oppurtunities to be corrupt will be shared with the indignant states. Alex states himself that they will run this scenario again but fails to make any concessions on his wonder boy Ron Paul, who apparently is more devine in many of his followers mind then the naivety of the obamanites.

Libertarians who represent but reject republican party kick NWO (communist version) rhetoric into high gear and shill next televised revolution

Well of course they do! and of course Obama is an elitist whore of the system whose probably being blackmailed into being the fall president for something stupid he did back in college...

But I think its about time we moved beyond politics and started to waste our paranoia on the people who actually have the money and actually own us, not their spokesmen.

House passes "Give" act

The 'give act' will force banksters to exchange community service for the 'bailouts' they received and give 99% of their assets to the people they fuck over... in a fantasy world of makebelieve that is!  The truth is unfortunately not so appropriate. The poor will be put to work for free with whats called 'mandated volunteerism', and after they are done their term they get to spend the rest of their lives paying of their 80,000$ share of the national debt!!! Should be fun!

A percentage of your next cheque will assist the ambitions of people who could care less about you, and the cheque after that, and after that for a long time. Thats right!!! The trillions that are "backed by the federal government" rely on your commitment to being their bitch! So pitch in!!!

For a concise rundown of how Obama was sold to America see:
http://www.fadsmashers.com/11/post/2009/01/post-title-click-and-type-to-edit.html

Televised revolution delusion 2.0?
A man libertarians claim is viewed as renegade terrorist revolutionary is allowed on all mainstream media to look like hero many times over

Ever since the fabricated ostracization of Paul in the corporate sponsored political debates last year I have been skeptical of this guys ability to bring change or whats being called "American revolution 2.0". As of recent, and in increasing quantity, Paul has been allowed on mainstream media networks to be the undeground renegade hero on almost every issue. Now people are falling for this deception like flies, half of the population is in Obamacized, and the rest think they can vote in a 'revolution'. America the beautiful!

THE ZIOSPHERE
Isra-hells rigourous self-appraisal

Article by BBC world news

A new article details how rabbis circulated religious propoganda to IDF soldiers with the usual 'we were that they were Gods chosen people, who were chosen to defend the land, and that their mission was to rid the area of gentiles' speil. Perhaps this narrative of religious brainwashing sounds familiar....  Holy war anyone?

Israel defense minister has told BBC reporters that he believes Israel to be the most moral army in the world... moral in the sense of not just killing everyone with their US made atomic bombs and taking the land right away! Rather a humanitarian slowkill, a demoralizing, degrading plight which will force the oppressed population to give them reasons to be less moral in their imperialism... In an attempt to avoid channeling a small portion of their annual US aid to Gaza to rebuild, Israel wont pass up an oppurtunity to blame Arab countries for the mess they themselves created!

Middle eastern countries have yet to pay for western destruction

THE FAKE ECONOMY!
NEWSWEEK: Americans need to STFU and take risks (i.e. shop) like the socialists they are!

WHICH IS WHY....

A socialist economy by definition should not rely on the indefinite and unsustainable growth of the fake economy. It should not be reliant upon rampid consumerism to sustain 'prosperity'. However this is what Ziovision would like people to believe. Our ability to pay low prices for globalized products is hardly indicative of a country doing well for itself but only in REALITY. This article and many others like it are setting Americans up to yet again rebel against the idea of socialism as they subtly change a blue square to a red one. When the whole thing goes sour they will come out with a deceptive headline like Socialism fails America (i.e. not the more accurate, socialism for rich doesnt assist free market fantasies of poor).

SUPPORT BIG BUSINESS LIKE A GOOD SOCIALIST!!!

AIG Bonuses = Problem, Reaction, Solution

http://www.dissidentvoice.org/2009/03/beware-the-madoff-diversion

AIG executives were accused of breaking the law in giving themselves bonuses, while its still perfectly legal (and now government facilitated) to make money off of collecting wild interest on adjustable rate mortgages taken out by people who likely dont make what they should at their exploitive 'occupation'.

Credit Crisis disinformation video

The disinfo in this video begins right from the start in which it forgets to mention that the federal reserve is not a 'federal' government owned and run institution. In addition it seems to have no criticism of the process as a whole, and attempts to diffuse the blame across the entire system, with the "wealthy investors" just being a cog in the wheel! Yes its just a systemic error! Thats it!!!

Education seeks alternative markets

Academia is reaching out to new markets, in an attempt to take more peoples money while appearing to distribute knowledge.

Pope pleads to slaves "dont rebel"... again

He also claimed that Africans should stop using condoms and instead practice family planning, or in his words Africans should change their sexual behavior, and rid the African continent of the evil that kept it impoverished... He did not however criticize the world bank, the IMF, multinationals or proxy corporate wars being waged by the west, and the south- north flow of wealth and resources, that keeps the country in economic stasis (i.e. not yet having the luxury to live at a gross imbalance with nature). Yes religion rejects violence, but is quite alright with capital punishment, in fact resource wars disguised as religious wars diguised as patriot wars are quite ok too...The pope initiated the process of ridding Africa of 'evil' by leaving after his talk.

Apples upgrades not completely overblown says corporate whored media

Steve Jobs took the time away from fighting cancer to fulfill his passion in bringing us (like many of his wi-fucked customers) yet another in a string of dozens of ridiculous upgrades such as "cut and paste" to occupy what little precious time remains! On the whole these don't amount to anything remotely worth the price you pay, and likely give you cancer! Yippie! Apple also announced it will soon be releasing its latest in portable technology: the i-Gnore...

Monopoly

Wal Mart with to its low wages in both producing and consuming countries, and thus competitive product pricing, have been able to withstand the brunt of the recession, and in fact are doing very well. Because Wal-Mart is so cheap, more broke Americans are forced to shop there, evidence of the perpetual monopolization and concentration of power within the so called free market  . Wal-Mart conspiracy? LOL! No. But... Its great to know that Americans in need of low prices are willing to take some blows to workers rights.

Capitalism is a funnel... 

WAR OF TERROR
Word change comes to Washington

In addition to taking a different approach to foreign policy while doubling military budget, and a promise to halve the deficit in 4 years (the one that was just doubled). Obama has now pledged to change the term used to describe those their much needed enemy. They will no longer be referred to as enemy combatants, and will no longer be tortured on foreign soil, after all we already got the patsies to confess to everything anyway! No we will call them something different so to appear to take a less aggressive stance, while continuing Bush policies with the help of the conservative defense minister Robert Gates!

Patsi's pretend to take pride in taking blame

Individuals who no one has ever seen, except the most gullible and blindly patriotic of affected families handpicked to witness the secret judicial proceedings in a land far away, have not only taken full credit for conducting 9/11, but also added how proud they were to have done it. Right.

Manufactured boogeyman commissioned yet again to expedite shit hitting fan

Osama Tells all!

DISINFO OF THE WEEK!!!

Just a reminder from ZioVision that anyone who likens the gaza concentration camp to the holocaust or in any way question the hypocrisy of zionism, or even says the word zionism: you likely are a terrorist just like Osama, and we would have sufficient reason to gag you or deny you rights to free speech.

MP banned from Canada because of views that differed from ruling plutocrats of Canadas 'democracy'...?

British MP George Galloway was but many in a series of individuals who have tested the limits of the so called Canadian democracy, only to be denied entry into the country. Galloway sympathizes with Gaza, and unlike the Minority conservative government in Canada, does not seek to defend Israel and its campaign against Palestinian natives. Under the premise of being a threat to national security the British MP was denied access to a country that has laws in place restricting criticism of Israel. The NDP played the role of the progressives (governments pretend opposiition) in their issuance of an inconsequential criticism of the move. A unsurprising 57% of the population has voted against allowing the MP to come and speak in an AOL poll, which is ongoing.
http://news.aol.ca/core/pollresults/george-galloway/2425/

This didnt stop Canada from permitting George Bush into the country!!!
http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=12823

Go back to sleep canucks!!! All is well here!

Criterion for terrorist classification in the USA

This decision to disallow anyone into North America with differing views should not come as a suprise in light of new conventions on what constitutes terrorism.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=12836

PROFITABLE CONFLICT
Netanyahu uses warpitch to boost support: forsees major war in the coming months

Netanyahu is anticpating another election in the coming months, and would likely gain some more voter support should some large scale calamity between Iran ensue. The warmongering Israeli leader insists that Iran will have the capacity to develop a nuclear weapon before the end of 2009 in the absense of Israel meddling.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=12714

Iraqis celebrate Jailing of shoe thrower and 1 million dead on anniversary of being absorbed by globalist body

During American Idol competition rest of world rebels fashionably

Have a great FKing week!

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