For the sake of not someday being on the receiving end of our own satire (although we surely will be) we like to keep changing the focus of our weekly report to match the feeling of the week in question. The 'headlies' and 'weekly doomsday report' spiels will return as required but this week we tried something different! This week we will explore some of the mainstream medias coverage of numerous stories, through the eyes of a disgruntled 'mainstreet' slave in a segment entitled the Mainstreet media report. Click on the images of the snippets taken from mainstream media webshites to get the full misleading effect! And what a misleading week it was, you probably didn't get enough of new 'issues' such as Marijuana legalization, Vatican holocaust denial, the facebook fiasco, or maybe even the UFO sitings, scattered throughout constant rambling about the doom and boom fluctuations in the  financial system that wasn't intended to be understood. Hoping that your standards don't exceed wanting a job you hate, in order to win prestige from the other consumers you have been forced at gunpoint to compete with!!

So here is the fucking news! Knowing which wont earn you a damn thing other then weird looks from people who drive good cars!!!

MAINSTREET MEDIA WEEKLY REPORT

BREAKING NEWS!!! Britney uses bathroom!

Not a month can go by without mainstream media finding something related to Britney to report on that we are then compelled to completely smash to pieces, and like Britney it is probably getting old... and like Britney we press on!

Titney Rears continues to lead the womens lib backstroke competition, claiming she will soon be playing the role of a 50's housewife in her new video. This is coincidentally in line with the singers previous hits  such as "'hit' me baby one more time"... "I'm a slave for you"... and the highly acclaimed "womenizer". But I am sure Britney will go for that defiant and 'desperate' housewife attitude, overlayed with alot of sexual references, shitty monorhytmic music over the line "if you seek Amy" (F-U-C-K me), for 5 excruciatingly annoying yet highly arousing minutes!

The whole facebook terms of service controversy/ mainstream news marketing campaign thing

Once upon a time... What was known for some time, became a frontpage issue...

The story became newsworthy, as facebook changed its terms of service, allowing themselves indefinite ownership/ access to material provided by its users... A slight change from the TOS offered prior which were exactly the same only they ceased once an account was disabled ...

A useful controversy ensued over facebooks changes to their 'terms of service'... The contrived and over publicized problem required the administration of solutions that were well anticipated in advance...

And Facebook responded retracting the changes to their TOS, and vowing to become even more liberal in their service than before! Yet nothing has changed, the original TOS which have been questionable since the sites onset remain in tact, and the new TOS are being moderated using user feedback...

In the end facebook users have 'more' control, while the original terms of service remain in tact, and the new (more unsettling ones) are being re-written to sound better... The controversy is concluded with facebook shining in a positive light! Hey maybe I should see what this facebook thing is all about (says mindless shopping slave who didnt know what facebook was before seeing this).

Facebook, gets another mainstream news media pitch in the form of yet again, another controversial story. For more on how tech fads such as facebook, blackberry are advertised and popularized in with the help of mainstream news see:
http://www.fadsmashers.com/16/post/2009/01/how-facebook-is-advertised-on-the-news.html

This whole TOS ordeal is entirely a means for facebook to promote itself. The site recently made changes to its terms of service write up, (the one that already declared that facebook owned you and everything you do, while on the service, and that a copy of all your info was retained in such case you needed to reactivate your account etc.), to something that they knew would get a rise out of people (i.e. making the ownership of your material permanent, even long after you have removed your information and discontinued the service). In doing this Facebook not only received countless hours of airtime around the world, while conditioning people to think that they are democratic for rolling back to their original TOS which were in themselves something to protest! No need to worry about that though now, because facebook has appeared to make a 'concession' and are being democratic in retracting the changes to the TOS with the added effect of providing the illusion of choice in how the new infringements will be dressed up, and thus we are all relieved we have been granted the lesser of two evils, and will now be given the opportunity to think that we have input into how the social monitoring (networking) platform develops!! YAY!! I will pick death by shooting over hanging please!

The new TOS are expected to look alot like this:

TOS clause 2.6-
"For content that is covered by intellectual property rights (like photos and videos), you specifically give us the following permission, subject to your privacy and application settings: you grant us a non-exclusive, transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, worldwide license to use, copy, publicly perform or display, distribute, modify, translate, and create derivative works of ("use") any content you post on or in connection with Facebook. This license ends when you delete your content or your account."

But because you cant technically 'delete' your account, information will be housed in servers for an indefinate period of time should you care to 'reactivate'. But what should be of issue is not necessarily ownership implications (as we are already all owned), its more based on the fact that technology is prepping to rule every aspect of your life...

Here tom with the weather!

BUT HEY... BUY THE TICKET... TAKE THE RIDE!!!

For more on facebook in general see:
http://www.fadsmashers.com/18/post/2009/01/the-virtual-playground-nathan-human.html

Females: Happier with fake big breasts

If Britney's shaved head, and early midlife crisis had you second guessing the self-esteemic benefits of silicon breast implants guess again! According to mainstream media, it will make you feel and look great! Get yours at the carcinogenic special of 5000$ (sagproof).

Marijuana suddenly becomes an issue on corporate news media

For some reason marijuana has surfaced as an issue in mainstream media, as the populous awaits its trivial liberal treats owed to them by the Obama illusion. The federal government has vowed to stop conducting raids on state run health agencies that distribute medicinal marijuana, ending a long standing confliction between state (some) and federal drug policies. 

It could not be more obvious that our lives and society is not based on efficiency but on which way the dollars flow. The populous has simply accepted the new market based morality as a way to create 'change'. For example... if you bail out bankers they will save you, if you don't buy things from Israel they will stop killing Palestinian kids, if we tax CO2 we will breed concern for environmental issues, and if we create sane drug laws that are actually consistent and logical it will be great for the fake free market! Between the decriminalized and drug war options, the powers that be still have to do a cost benefit analysis of what will work in their interests, will the private prison system be impacted? Will they stop spending as much money? What will we do when drug rates, and drug related crime plummet? Will there be less police required? Police we will soon need to directly oppress these people once shit is said to hit fan? Will we make as much as we do controlling it on the black market? Will the empathy, and in some cases apathy towards competition make the US into a nation of pacifist unintrusive wimps who do gay shit like live at a balance with nature? For our sake (not childrens) lets hope not!

Catering to the fast food needs of the broke ass non-rebelling proletariat

MacDonalds will be accommodating the all to easily satisfied working class, by selectively pricing based on affluence of communities (i.e. large groupings of shoppers separated by walls). If you make over 250,000$ a year a big mac will cost you 3.29 as opposed to 2.99 etc, to allow you to save up your money for the overpriced health care you'll need to survive thereafter!

Recession: to end or extend into 2010?

Mixed messages from three media agencies that all get their news from the same place! Get your story straight fkrs!!!

Reuters and numerous other token left wing media framed the completely PR driven collection of comments comprising Bernankes view that the recession could extend into 2010 as "The recession could extend until 2010". That is they are trying to scare so called liberals, who need something to 'hope' to 'overcome'. On the contrary, Fox News reported that Bernake claimed that the "recession could end this year"... Ironically the fake news posing as conservative media bypasses fearmongering and goes straight to the disinfo! In a related story Obama nearly doubles the budget deficit for this year, while pledging to halve it in 4 years... come again? Wouldn't that be an accomplishment!!!

Urban Warbots coming soon!!!

No, it is not the latest in gender affirming toys for your children who would much sooner be reared solely by videogames and the internet, rather is a cpu generated image of some of the military doo dads Britain is hoping to  get their moneys worth out of throughout the next decade. It never ceases to amaze me how amazed WE all are by the oppressive fk you technologies of the future that absorb billions in money that could be better used in our brainwashing education, or treatment based health care systems at least! Its likely that we will keep being awed at the technological feats surrounding killing one another (I mean anyone west of the pacific). Oh yeah exoskeletons kicking in a door near you soon!

Pentagon no longer hiding what is blatantly obvious

Understanding full well the sensitivity of the populous that's sufficiently  distracted anyway, and after having publically disclosed on mainstream media that they are trying to improve their image not through actions but through propaganda), the Pentagon plays there role as a good liberal military would, by showing not the bodies of American and Iraqi victims, rather, caskets wrapped in American flags 5 years after the war was supposed to have ended. Allow me to be the first to say, I am so surprised and gratified by this overdressed depiction of the horrors of war, as evidenced in the sleek, symmetrical and orderly coffin procession. These images are dripping with the meat hook realities of war, more sufficiently discussed here: (WARNING GRAPHIC) http://mindprod.com/politics/iraqwarpix.html

The pentagon has entirely earned my confidence as a bonafide peoples institution in revealing these completely redundant anonymous photos that mean absolutely nothing to anyone with more then 2 brain cells. Of course now with this new standard for pentagon disclosure, to ask for anything more would be... radical.

Having a non-biblical name condemns one to a life of crime

FYI: If your name doesn't appear in the bible then get your ass ready for a life of crime!!! Not a blatant attempt to encourage mediocrity... Jamal and Tyrone, your cell is waiting!

Another Youtube hit at the expense of anothers misery

Yet again the misery of another is ingested by the high grade intellectuals who have made dayjobs out of clogging youtube servers with their meaningless but influential comments. Unlike the recent hysterical person suffering from a medical condition in an airport caught on video, this one wasn't taser to death, but perhaps that it is because they were not confronted by the Canadian authorities, the same ones caught using provocateurs to insight violence at protests!!! Yeah them!!! If you think Canada is a democracy watch this video, then go back to sleep...

NOTE: The police fully confessed to trying to provocateur a few days after this event.

World is upside down and inverted, yet accurate?

A blackman is the king of golf, a white man is dominating the hip hop charts, and a black man is president of the united states of America, its about time China denounced the US for human rights abuses (only a few million dead overdue)!!! History repeats, but not without irony.

More cops required to stimulate private prison industry

Oh yay! This will definitely empower the people!

NBC HEADLIES!!!
MAKE YOUR OWN JOKE!!!!

Perhaps the most pathetically phrased headline of the week is clear evidence of the near full blown acceptance and acclimatization to globalization. I really don't think another headline could have been more truthful.

This genius piece of artwork was made by David Dees...

Corporate Media says poor love rich, and a good chuckle will suffice in the place of monetary justice

Corporate media says there wont be a revolution and that poor people love rich people, sometimes though I wonder... maybe its true? Newsweek also released this video with the story...

Selling Miracles to pay your mortgage

As Octomom gets shot down in the media, so to set an example for any other females who would use fertility drugs and overproduce in the era of depopulation , selling your eggs is advertised as a great way of getting $$$ to buy things like... condoms.

Alien sitings and recession: Go hand in hand says corporate media who has actively facilitated the rise in popularity of alien sitings by publicizing more stories on the issue in past 6 months...

Those trying to make sense of the very real and worldy economic crisis which was contrived entirely, will likely spend more time looking up at the sky, then right in front of their eyes for an explanation of WTF is going on... Its not that there is just more media coverage of these issues during a recession in order to distract people away from the crime syndicates robbing their children, nope! The Aliens who have made secret pacts with high ranking corrupt officials in your governments who are here to protect you and make sure you do not destroy yourselves by destroying you! Yeah that MUST to be it! (*As bankster high tails it out the back exit).

Iraq war ends again, but not really... again

Fox news and its NBC counterpart misinforms their viewers that Obama has been permitted to schedule an end to the Iraq war (the one that ended in may of 2003) with the minor exception that 50,000 troops remain there indefinitely! In a related story a new 'surge' of troops have already begun flowing into Afghanistan only 1 week after Obama stated their would be an increase. If only they were as quick to get out of trouble as they were to get into it!

The Israel Vs. Iran show

Oh yay! The Endgame! Cant wait! Sounds productive and civilized, maybe even worth naming a documentary film after? The same website who has devoted a section to the "Iranian threat" issues its weekly warning that seeks to bring solidarity to those duped into immigrating to Israel.

Iran newspeak

Iran "launches" a nuclear missile... I mean "launches the test of its first nuclear plant" right that's what we meant!

Recession spurs new tastes

Black people suddenly... 'rich'

Irrespective of the disproportional poverty and injustice sustained by the majority of African American people, and right in stride with the whole -Obama's been elected now everyone is equal- delusion, mainstream media unveils the "new" black overclass (not upperclass). One which of course came into existence the moment Obama was elected, perhaps leftover remnants of the Cosby show / Family matters 1980's conformist African American family. Its not enough to simply classify these people as rich, rather their race must always be made an issue, with the added benefit of painting a misleading picture of the status of the status quo.

Markets down as hoped...

The DOW's descent is commonly understood as an indices for impending doom.  The DOW Jones and similar market indexes are merely evidence of the trading between the top 30 companies on the NYSE. It says nothing of small business prosperity or resource availability, it is simply a measure of how well the richest in our society are fairing! But lets continue to use it as the basis for every financial decision we make because the news says so!

Advertising quit smoking gimmicks on the News I mean... Fox news

With a 5% success rare its clear that GlascoSmithKlein isn't in this to change peoples lives for the better. The goal is to simply migrate the addiction into another market until they crack, having not dealt with the underlying psychological issues ado with the addiction, they will be recharged for many more years of the commissioned slow death of real cigarettes!

1st black left wing president,  and right wing Israeli best friend bypass UN racism conference

The USA and its girlfriend Israel have refused to partake in the UN's upcoming racism conference over concerns that the conference is anti-Zionist. It is expected that some parallels will be drawn between racism and Zionism, and for this reason the First black President wont be participating. Never has it been more clear, of the extent in which Israel impacts American foreign policy, and never have peoples heads been more deeply wedged in the sand. It was Israel who decided not to attend, and guess who FOLLOWED! WHIPPED!!!

WE WANT YOU... to be Fat!

The US army will be doing on the spot recruiting at your local McDonalds!

WEEKLY REPORT IN SUMMARY:

YOU LOVE THE RICH!

BLACK PEOPLE ARE RICH!

THE WAR IS OVER!

FACEBOOK IS YOUR FRIEND!

THE RECESSION WILL END (IF YOU GIVE US MORE MONEY!)

THE DOW JONES IS PERTINENT TO YOU!

IRAN WILL CAUSE ARMAGEDDON!

FAKE BREASTS ARE GOOD!

ZIONISM ISN'T RACISM!

THERE WONT BE A REVOLUTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ONE!



HAVE A GREAT WEEK OF MAKING MATTERS WORSE!!!

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