COMING TO A DISINFORMATION OUTLET NEAR YOU.... In November 2009!!!  We thought we would start advertising early to completely over hype this self-fulfilling apocalyptic mindfk. We have chosen to capitalize on your need for large scale global catastrophes, ones that only affect 'other people' of course, by producing this film whose plot line wont surprise you in the least, not like you will mind you mediocre muthasuckaz!!! Drag your broke ass to this movie you have seen 100 times before and witness the end of days... in 3D!!! Help us make 2012 what it was meant to be (i.e. the year we all pay for the collective sins of mankind or... just keep working and nothing interesting will happen... fingers crossed for number 1!!)

Why we are interested in this shit... a theory...

Freud thought this one up after a weekend of copious amounts of hookers and yayo!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_drive

EXCERPT:
"In classical Freudian psychoanalytic theory, the death drive ("Todestrieb") is the drive towards death, destruction and non-existence. It was first defined by Sigmund Freud in Beyond the Pleasure Principle as "an urge inherent in all organic life to restore an earlier state of things". (SE 18:36) The death drive opposes Eros, the tendency towards cohesion and unity. The death drive is sometimes referred to as "Thanatos" in post-Freudian thought, although this term has no basis in Freud's own work."

DOOMSDAY REPORT!!!

Has your life of tireless consumption reduced you to pretending to be depressed for the pharmaceutical representative posing as your psychotherapist? Are you having a hard time enjoying life ALL THE TIME, as you are entitled to unlike any other species ever to have existed? Do you secretly hope that the world will end so everyone will feel as shitty as you? Well congratulations!!! You are home!!!

All the bad news to reaffirm the selfish view that you are the last in a string of thousands of generations of hominids to ever walk the earth is now at your fingertips in this easy to digest highly sensationalist short winded weekly segment entitled "The Doomsday Report". Yes you have been chosen by the karmic gods to partake in the grand finale, the one... the only... ARMA- FUCKEN -GGEDON BABY!!! Widespread agony, catastrophic earth shattering destruction ... screams... chaos... disease... death... an endless sea of apathetic complacent sheep for you to be more aware than, squirming as they are bare knuckled by the iron fist in the sky that only you anticipated!!! FUCK YES!!! I FEEL SO ALIVE!!! LIVING ON THE EDGE (of my CPU chair)!!! PARANOID!!! PATRIOT TO THE BONE BABY!!!  FREE THE SHEEP!! FREE THE SHEEP!! FUCK THE NWO!! FUCK THE SHEEP TOO!!! 2012 YAY!!!!!

...Sorry... let me get a hold of myself... saving the world from a PC can cause one to release what I believe is called 'sweat', which is due to actual physical activity... I just lcant help seeking out the bad but for the sake of the good!

Anyways... in reading Fadsmashers DOOMSDAY REPORT, your life now has value... you are now a certified culture warrior who 'cares'. The generations of future consumers depend on your unrelenting obsession with the dark side of everything and lack of faith in authority... so they can unite against you! It is you that must shepard the sheep through the gates of redemption. Only you and you alone can be entertained by the crises occurring around the globe until these problems simply cease to exist. But be careful they are watching every insignificant move you make!

THE DOOMSDAY HUB
February 22nd 2008
As evidenced in this weeks reports we are fast approaching the endgame (available on DVD-and Blue-ray at Rogers corporation) like a drunken criminal joyriding in a stolen American excuse for a car! The adrenaline has me so excited I actually left my CPU once to look outside, before being blinded by that god awful sun, that rumor has it, may some day explode!!! NO FUCKING WAY!!! INCREDIBLE!!! MORE ON THIS LATER!!!

ALL THE BAD NEWS YOU NEED IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO WADDLE YOUR SAGGING ASS TO THE FRIDGE AND BACK!!! DOOMSDAY REPORT NUKKAZ:

100, 000+ DIE OF STARVATION LAST WEEK!!!
(no coverage available)

BRITAIN BRACES FOR SUMMER OF RAGE!!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/feb/23/police-civil-unrest-recession

EUROPE FLARES IN PROTEST!!!
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5h-2YAiEAC9OSrsNnMxYl0ZbagLrw

EASTERN EUROPE ON THE BRINK OF TOTAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE!!!
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article22007.htm

PROPERTY REPOSSESSION A BOOMING INDUSTRY IN 2009!!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/borrowing/mortgages/4734269/Repossessions-set-to-soar-during-2009.html

BANKSTERS SAY GLOBAL MARKET COLLAPSE IF THEY DONT GET TRILLIONS MORE IN 'BAILOUT RELIEF'
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2009/feb2009/pers-f03.shtml

GLOBAL DEPRESSION EXPECTED TO CREATE WIDESPREAD PANIC LEADING TO VIOLENCE SAYS RANDOM BLOGGER DUDE!!!
http://georgewashington2.blogspot.com/2009/02/growing-list-of-officials-and-experts.html

NORTH KOREA ANTAGONIZING THE US THREATENING TO TEST LONG RANGE MISSILE, MAY BE THE POTENTIAL CRISIS WE HAVE ALL BEEN ANTICIPATING!!! FINGERS CROSSED!!!
http://uk.reuters.com/article/UKNews1/idUKTRE51K12E20090221

CHINA WEATHER MANIPULATION BACKFIRES CAUSING EXCESSIVE SNOWFALL IN BEIJING!!!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article5766595.ece

NEW ISRAELI LEADER NETANYAHU SOLIDIFIES ATTITUDE TOWARDS IRAN SAYING "THEIR NUCLEAR AMBITIONS CONSTITUTE THE GRAVEST THREAT TO OUR EXISTENCE SINCE THE WAR OF INDEPENDENCE"!!!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article5774240.ece

NEW ADVERTISING TECHNOLOGY RELEASED!!!!

US NAVAL RESEARCH DEPARTMENT FORESHADOWS ROBOT REBELLION!!!
http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/article5741334.ece

GLENN BECK PAID TO PREDICT TOTAL NORTH AMERICAN CHAOS!!! EXCITING!!!

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!! UNLESS WE ALL DIE!!! FINGERS CROSSED!!!

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