MAINSTREET MEDIA UPDATE!!!!!
Introduction by Nathan Human 2042

And so it was the worst of the best of times. All communication was reduced to byte sized palatable morsels, fast food, fast news, fast truths, fast wars, fast mores, a series of broadbanded digital transactions knitted our shallow collective into an vulnerable problem waiting to happen. And within the human sphere of relevance on that fine day, a smorgasbord of mindless supersized trends, media distractions and deceptive ends, were circulated yet again, to dope the masses of people moved by fearing in others what they prided in themselves.

They had finally caught up with us in the tunnels... I became one of them... and all I had were these faint glitch memories that pass over my remaining neurons as I blast the remaining humans with massive fk you microwave guns like a good cyborg should!!!!

HERE WAS THE FKING NEWS THAT WEEK!

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HEADLINES!!!

Patriotic T & A to sell next war to easily satisfied zombie populous!!! YAY!!!

Looks like sex will be used to lubricate the flag waving idiot machine for gulf wars 3 when that time should arise. Lets just hope that T & A are incapable of getting the males to do anything stupid... yeah. Or be realistic and admit we are fucked! The two woman's rights activists that remain can take refuge in the fact that the military industrial saleswomen are also being encouraged to work on their technical skills in response to findings that American males are to overweight to fight...

Faux News insists 14% of Pop believe women should be beaten??? for... being patriots???

Patriot girls, after serving their term of mandated volunteerism, are to be ridiculed and beaten with a wooden stick no bigger then their obese husbands thumb... But not until they have completed their term of duty to their country which according to Fox news, Jesus Christ has approved directly.

Rioting at Americas Next Top Model auditions

The battle of the bimbos kicks off with a face stomping bang as 6 soon to be anorexic, divorced, and clinically depressed females who sought to sell the only thing available in abundance on the free market right now, are trampled in a haste to cumulate false self-esteem. The task of fitting the cookie cutout expectations of a mass of ding dong knitwits, was not an aspiration in short supply this week, as Tyra Banks pretended to act amazed that such hysteria could ensue over something so trivial and meaningless in a population of patriot girls bent on being overly self-conscious and not thinking.

Octomoms and recessions

With the slight side effect of entailing a life of embarrassment and rejection from her 14 state owned children, Octomom would be wise to consider the offer being made by Vivid entertainment who have already devised a storyline for the would be superstar...

Starring: Ron Jeremy and 7 of his clones as "the bad guys"
In theatres soon

Fahrenheit 1985

The US congress has passed a law in accordance with recent laws protecting childrens toys from toxic levels of lead, that will mandate the incineration of all childrens books written prior to 1985. This does not mean that the content of these books will be suppressed, rather this is being done to ensure that lead based inks and dyes used in writing the books have no adverse health effects on the users. The Orwellian irony of banning 1984 editions of 1984, is sure to kindle notions of impending doom amidst the populous that is beyond screwed anyway.

The Consumer Product Safety Commission has ordered thrift retailers and used bookstores to discard all children's books prior to 1985.

Luckily children don't read anymore anyways so... Oh well.

HEALTH
Baby boom 2.0 or NOT?

This record in US child births is anything but exceptional. America is in fact  on the fringes of being able to effectively repopulate itself with a rate of 2.1 children born per female. It should come as no surprise that in the year 1930 the proportion of those having children was significantly higher then it was now, after all the population has nearly tripled since then! This article concludes that this baby boom is minimal, and but a trivial spike when contrasted with those of years prior. But this article fails to take into consideration the proportion factor! Essentially the birth 'rate' is lower then its ever been... Obviously 300 million+ people are going to have more babies then 120 million!

http://usgovinfo.about.com/cs/censusstatistic/a/aabirthrate.htm

So what is all this prego hoopla all about?  Recent flicks like 'Juno' and the combined efforts of news media agencies are sending a clear message: They are encouraging Caucasians to reproduce so not to be the minority in the future. This is evidenced in their emphasis of Hispanic growth booms, and warnings of Hispanic/ minorities becoming the majority in a couple decades and that would mean they would need an endless string of minority puppets to pretend to run the country, and the Obama show isn't easy! So this story is best summed up as a well devised attempt to encourage selective pregnancy, whilst discouraging reproduction in the population as a whole.

In contrived recession,
minorities should try not to die

If you are a minority that has been mass marketed a life of excess calories and transfatts then its probably more economically viable to court big pharma throughout your life span then waiting to pay for an overpriced intensive care when you are going to expire. Recent research conducted by the academic industry has studied the differences in end-of life health care costs by looking at cultural differences in attitudes towards health agencies, insisting that minorities are more reluctant to use these services due to fear of discrimination and that they require more assistance in dieing, due to various dispositions! Simply put 'minorities' tend to see health care agencies less throughout their lives then white people, but on average have more costly benefits at lifes end. There is some truth to minorities distrust with the medical industry however the research however fails to mention the differences in marketing campaigns of unhealthy products which lead to these expensive ailments. The difference in longevity can largely be attributed to being mass marketed unhealthy lifestyles, through hip-Pop, advertising, media whichs leads to health problems that cumulate in the end of life.

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Ensuring the unbending artificial optimism of future miseducated consumers

The Lexapro company has been approved to distribute a new depression drug to the hoards of spoonfed upcoming debtors. The company was recently under scrutiny by the US justice department for its alleged incentives given to medical doctors and psychiatrists to push the drug on teenagers with self-esteem issues (90%). Whats more, the drug hasn't even been proven to do anything to alleviate the symptoms of whats mistakenly viewed by psychiatricks as an organic disease. The truth is depression is necessarily psychogenic, the chemical imbalance arises as a result of a poor psychological makeup, emotional disturbances etc, and alleviating physical symptoms will never repress the problem enough, much less address it to allow a person to proceed through a natural growth process. In spite of the fact that the drug showed no effect when tested against a placebo, it has been temporarily permitted to be distributed to the millions of children in America who have been hooked on legal drugs, and will likely be dependent on them for life.

Related story

IMF discovers key to happiness
http://www.fadsmashers.com/12/post/2009/02/imf-to-cure-clinical-depression.html

TECHNOLOGY
The Twitter/ Facebook advertising free for all

Facebook has recently updated its homepage to rival that of Twitter, another service I hadn't even heard about before this controversy, but after hearing about it I surely could not resist signing up to see what its all about... DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME!!! Yes you heard right, thanks to facebooks blatant ripp off of this other communication degrading service I am now aware that it exists! The important thing to note at all times is that when taken collectively these mediums of communication are transisting mass amounts of shallow narcissistic quips that bring everyone and everything into a terribly basic mode of existing... In modifying its homepage Facebook will have the adverse effect of popularizing Twitter, creating more competition which in the end is as they say good for business. The media publicity the issue has received is entirely orchestrated, they want to popularize this watered down communication so to hardwire everyone to the grid. In addition facebook will more stringently choose what appears on your "highlights" feed. Dont ask any questions about what sort of algorhytms and information is being used to process what comes up in the various news feeds, just assume that its whats most relevant and important to you! If you are someone seeking media that is outside the scope of these parameters set by facebook, then your screwed. And you longer need to bombard your sleeper friends with information that may enlighten them as if it doesnt fit their profile, they likely wont see it! Until all you will have is a bunch of exclusive cliques of people with varying perspectives seperated by digital filters...

When looked at from way back it becomes quite clear, they want as many people as possible if not everyone on it, so to recondition us for different kind of future...

Fortune advertises the big three in an attempt to bridge oppressive digital gap

Granny wants in on big bros databank too eh? You know... the one that loves clicking all those ads on the side that say "you have just won". Facebooks extremely minimalist interface ensures its a self-guiding snap for those trying to bridge the oppressive gap.

Not only will this new controversy completely disract away from facebooks meddling with their original terms of service which sucked anyway, it will also have the effect of appearing democratic when reverting to these changes, and people will send out cheers about how deomcratically the oppressive service that will be the death of us all conducts itself! The new homepage looks like the 1970's ran really fast and collided with the minimalist brick wall aestetic of the 2000's. Zuckerberg would be wise to lay off the ganja the next time he tries to be creative!

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Advertising thats 'relevant to you' is OK says Corporate whored media

Implicit in this headline is that personally relevant ads are OK. That advertisements that distributed on the basis of the psychological profile you conceded in your use of the google, facebook, etc. are less annoying then ads that are not relevant to you. A typical response is that a person would benefit by being made aware of potential services and products that they are likely to buy anyway, only this added personalized luxury would notify them of good offers they may have otherwise passed up. But is this not the plague of our contemporary world? That is, the notion of acquired needs. If you needed something, you would know immediately and would go and buy it, you would not need any coaxing, or to be reminded in a n untimely manner. There is a terrifying self-fulfilling aspect in knowing that all the information you recieve will be based on the information you inputed into their servers prior. Only being exposed to things you already like is great for someone with a contracting worldview, but for those of you who would rather nature just take its course, well FEMA has a place for you!

In many respects personal ads are a personal infringement and a more sinister marketing ploy, then shot in the dark ads that don't care who you are...

And how is 'relevance' defined? What are the protocols for determining whether or not something is relevant to you, who sets the limit on these semantic ranges . (*hint: NOT YOU!)

Addicted to ads
In addition Ad's have become so common place that without them we may find ourselves lost. In terms of web ads, to many are annoying but having a few tends to legitimate a website, the more ads, then the more important that website must be if people want to advertise on there right???

Immersed and vulnerable, eyestrained contention  

In addition to this and many other technologies that wish to reduce you to being a hunchbacked mass of bioplasma tethered to a fucking machine. This one will hopefully come with an intervenes system, and maybe a change of diapers, so you never have to leave the fantastic world of make believe follywood has been commissioned to create.

Mind reading technology
http://www.presstv.com/Detail.aspx?id=88631&sectionid=3510208

Memory wipes?
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=101868285&ft=1&f=1007

Occupying a mind-numbing job (you really don't want anyway) soon!

Asimo is about to get owned!

Germany admits to military use of 'chemtrails'... *Yawns

POLITRICKS
The revolution, the internet and hegemony

People persist in the mistaken notion that the world wide web has empowered the little people to stop corruption and tyranny wherever it should surface, but is this really the case?

The internet creates more confusion then it creates action, which doesnt matter anyway because it too has become in many ways, a status quo affirming media.  Internet 2.0 will be sure to flush out any remaining utility of this medium that could facilitate progressive societal growth. Before TV there were revolutions, since then, in modernized preoccupied societies, fat chance. Literally fat chance. And the internet is becoming more like TV; personalized TV of course! Yes it allows people to come together, but over time we will forget what it means to protest off the digital grid to come together by those means which are our true power: our numbers. Throw in the potential for shills and fraudulent people and digivangelists selling their outlook behind anonymous veils and aliases for an annual fee of 49.99... and then it just becomes an incomprehensible mess. The element of suprise is gone on the internet and likely never was there, everything is warehoused in numerous servers and monitored, you could not theoretically use it to resist those who control it and you :)

But if and when the power shuts off... think about that...

People will be forced to venture out into the 'outside' world of nature, only known through the discovery channel and adventure video games.

The Obama Deception... Deception

This week was chalk full of disinformation bent on harnessing all of the rebellious energy and pent up frustration carried by the masses of no-asset slaves. Alex Jones, a self-proclaimed paleoconservative/ libertarian thinks that the left-right paradigm is bullshit. Fair enough. But re-read the first part of that sentence. He goes on to make this film called 'the Obama deception, which asides from making a few relevant points, completly exaggerates Obama's role in the clandestine ploys of the shadowy elite to rules us all with ease.

Heres why:

Alex never talks about the rich, he only talks about the tyrannical. He has replaced peoples indignance for the corrupt free market for an obsession with tyrannical beasts who want nothing more then to torture and brutalize us like animals. Granted there is an imbalance of sadism at the top of the pyramid, but of central concern is the fact that THESE PEOPLE OWN EVERYTHING (AND YOU), AND BUYING GOLD , ECOLO BLUE MACHINES AND THIS GUYS VIDEOS WONT FUCKING CHANGE THAT!

Alex Jones persists in his notion that politicians are mere puppets of the elite, that they have no clout and should largely be ignored, yet persists in making a politically charged film, which asides its attempt at being objective is framed around the conservative worldview from which it spawned. The hoopla and false confidence the mass of obamaniacs is something to be criticized heavily, but should it not be concerning that in spite of the fact the film critiques 'politics' as a whole as being corrupt, he is setting many people up to be taken in by the right.

http://www.fadsmashers.com/11/post/2009/01/post-title-click-and-type-to-edit.html

Alex Jones is a staunch confederate, if he was alive in the 1800's there is a good chance he would at least defend slave owning southerners that fought off'corrupt bankster entourage' that puppeted lincoln who wanted to force the states under federal rule, bankrupt the country and conquer the world yatta yatta. Fair enough. Alex (like most people who claim to not by into the false political paradigm yet lean right) persists in his unbending embrace of the principles of private enterprise that caused all these problems he rambles on about.

Alex Jones hates immigrants, he feels that he is more entitled to America then these other Europeans who also came over and stole the land from the now nearly exterminated indigenus peoples.

Alex jones loves to use the world Patriot, because hes a nationalist. The side effect of taking excessive pride in ones country is a necessary arrogance towards others.

Alex defends the free market, by lambasting what he calls 'communism' and making all sorts of false criticisms against the Obama administration insisting Obama is a "communist". So all those anti-commie backwoods idiot types see this and are intrigued, and Alex widens his market base... Now he is as excited as a kid in a candy store, raging on about how much money the 100, 000$ overproduced film is making him.

Alex is providing material that will be used by those playing the role of 'right' wing conservative/ libertarian media, to shift the American consciousness back into envisioning republican based solutions, thereby suspending them in this bogus left-right debate, that Alex so vehemently rejects. Soon enough the Ron Paul deception machine will start turning, conservatism will "go back to its roots" references to the constitution which although eloquent and novel was written by hypocritical slave owners will be numerous and the oppurtunities to be corrupt will be shared with the indignant states. Alex states himself that they will run this scenario again but fails to make any concessions on his wonder boy Ron Paul, who apparently is more devine in many of his followers mind then the naivety of the obamanites.

Libertarians who represent but reject republican party kick NWO (communist version) rhetoric into high gear and shill next televised revolution

Well of course they do! and of course Obama is an elitist whore of the system whose probably being blackmailed into being the fall president for something stupid he did back in college...

But I think its about time we moved beyond politics and started to waste our paranoia on the people who actually have the money and actually own us, not their spokesmen.

House passes "Give" act

The 'give act' will force banksters to exchange community service for the 'bailouts' they received and give 99% of their assets to the people they fuck over... in a fantasy world of makebelieve that is!  The truth is unfortunately not so appropriate. The poor will be put to work for free with whats called 'mandated volunteerism', and after they are done their term they get to spend the rest of their lives paying of their 80,000$ share of the national debt!!! Should be fun!

A percentage of your next cheque will assist the ambitions of people who could care less about you, and the cheque after that, and after that for a long time. Thats right!!! The trillions that are "backed by the federal government" rely on your commitment to being their bitch! So pitch in!!!

For a concise rundown of how Obama was sold to America see:
http://www.fadsmashers.com/11/post/2009/01/post-title-click-and-type-to-edit.html

Televised revolution delusion 2.0?
A man libertarians claim is viewed as renegade terrorist revolutionary is allowed on all mainstream media to look like hero many times over

Ever since the fabricated ostracization of Paul in the corporate sponsored political debates last year I have been skeptical of this guys ability to bring change or whats being called "American revolution 2.0". As of recent, and in increasing quantity, Paul has been allowed on mainstream media networks to be the undeground renegade hero on almost every issue. Now people are falling for this deception like flies, half of the population is in Obamacized, and the rest think they can vote in a 'revolution'. America the beautiful!

THE ZIOSPHERE
Isra-hells rigourous self-appraisal

Article by BBC world news

A new article details how rabbis circulated religious propoganda to IDF soldiers with the usual 'we were that they were Gods chosen people, who were chosen to defend the land, and that their mission was to rid the area of gentiles' speil. Perhaps this narrative of religious brainwashing sounds familiar....  Holy war anyone?

Israel defense minister has told BBC reporters that he believes Israel to be the most moral army in the world... moral in the sense of not just killing everyone with their US made atomic bombs and taking the land right away! Rather a humanitarian slowkill, a demoralizing, degrading plight which will force the oppressed population to give them reasons to be less moral in their imperialism... In an attempt to avoid channeling a small portion of their annual US aid to Gaza to rebuild, Israel wont pass up an oppurtunity to blame Arab countries for the mess they themselves created!

Middle eastern countries have yet to pay for western destruction

THE FAKE ECONOMY!
NEWSWEEK: Americans need to STFU and take risks (i.e. shop) like the socialists they are!

WHICH IS WHY....

A socialist economy by definition should not rely on the indefinite and unsustainable growth of the fake economy. It should not be reliant upon rampid consumerism to sustain 'prosperity'. However this is what Ziovision would like people to believe. Our ability to pay low prices for globalized products is hardly indicative of a country doing well for itself but only in REALITY. This article and many others like it are setting Americans up to yet again rebel against the idea of socialism as they subtly change a blue square to a red one. When the whole thing goes sour they will come out with a deceptive headline like Socialism fails America (i.e. not the more accurate, socialism for rich doesnt assist free market fantasies of poor).

SUPPORT BIG BUSINESS LIKE A GOOD SOCIALIST!!!

AIG Bonuses = Problem, Reaction, Solution

http://www.dissidentvoice.org/2009/03/beware-the-madoff-diversion

AIG executives were accused of breaking the law in giving themselves bonuses, while its still perfectly legal (and now government facilitated) to make money off of collecting wild interest on adjustable rate mortgages taken out by people who likely dont make what they should at their exploitive 'occupation'.

Credit Crisis disinformation video

The disinfo in this video begins right from the start in which it forgets to mention that the federal reserve is not a 'federal' government owned and run institution. In addition it seems to have no criticism of the process as a whole, and attempts to diffuse the blame across the entire system, with the "wealthy investors" just being a cog in the wheel! Yes its just a systemic error! Thats it!!!

Education seeks alternative markets

Academia is reaching out to new markets, in an attempt to take more peoples money while appearing to distribute knowledge.

Pope pleads to slaves "dont rebel"... again

He also claimed that Africans should stop using condoms and instead practice family planning, or in his words Africans should change their sexual behavior, and rid the African continent of the evil that kept it impoverished... He did not however criticize the world bank, the IMF, multinationals or proxy corporate wars being waged by the west, and the south- north flow of wealth and resources, that keeps the country in economic stasis (i.e. not yet having the luxury to live at a gross imbalance with nature). Yes religion rejects violence, but is quite alright with capital punishment, in fact resource wars disguised as religious wars diguised as patriot wars are quite ok too...The pope initiated the process of ridding Africa of 'evil' by leaving after his talk.

Apples upgrades not completely overblown says corporate whored media

Steve Jobs took the time away from fighting cancer to fulfill his passion in bringing us (like many of his wi-fucked customers) yet another in a string of dozens of ridiculous upgrades such as "cut and paste" to occupy what little precious time remains! On the whole these don't amount to anything remotely worth the price you pay, and likely give you cancer! Yippie! Apple also announced it will soon be releasing its latest in portable technology: the i-Gnore...

Monopoly

Wal Mart with to its low wages in both producing and consuming countries, and thus competitive product pricing, have been able to withstand the brunt of the recession, and in fact are doing very well. Because Wal-Mart is so cheap, more broke Americans are forced to shop there, evidence of the perpetual monopolization and concentration of power within the so called free market  . Wal-Mart conspiracy? LOL! No. But... Its great to know that Americans in need of low prices are willing to take some blows to workers rights.

Capitalism is a funnel... 

WAR OF TERROR
Word change comes to Washington

In addition to taking a different approach to foreign policy while doubling military budget, and a promise to halve the deficit in 4 years (the one that was just doubled). Obama has now pledged to change the term used to describe those their much needed enemy. They will no longer be referred to as enemy combatants, and will no longer be tortured on foreign soil, after all we already got the patsies to confess to everything anyway! No we will call them something different so to appear to take a less aggressive stance, while continuing Bush policies with the help of the conservative defense minister Robert Gates!

Patsi's pretend to take pride in taking blame

Individuals who no one has ever seen, except the most gullible and blindly patriotic of affected families handpicked to witness the secret judicial proceedings in a land far away, have not only taken full credit for conducting 9/11, but also added how proud they were to have done it. Right.

Manufactured boogeyman commissioned yet again to expedite shit hitting fan

Osama Tells all!

DISINFO OF THE WEEK!!!

Just a reminder from ZioVision that anyone who likens the gaza concentration camp to the holocaust or in any way question the hypocrisy of zionism, or even says the word zionism: you likely are a terrorist just like Osama, and we would have sufficient reason to gag you or deny you rights to free speech.

MP banned from Canada because of views that differed from ruling plutocrats of Canadas 'democracy'...?

British MP George Galloway was but many in a series of individuals who have tested the limits of the so called Canadian democracy, only to be denied entry into the country. Galloway sympathizes with Gaza, and unlike the Minority conservative government in Canada, does not seek to defend Israel and its campaign against Palestinian natives. Under the premise of being a threat to national security the British MP was denied access to a country that has laws in place restricting criticism of Israel. The NDP played the role of the progressives (governments pretend opposiition) in their issuance of an inconsequential criticism of the move. A unsurprising 57% of the population has voted against allowing the MP to come and speak in an AOL poll, which is ongoing.
http://news.aol.ca/core/pollresults/george-galloway/2425/

This didnt stop Canada from permitting George Bush into the country!!!
http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=12823

Go back to sleep canucks!!! All is well here!

Criterion for terrorist classification in the USA

This decision to disallow anyone into North America with differing views should not come as a suprise in light of new conventions on what constitutes terrorism.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=12836

PROFITABLE CONFLICT
Netanyahu uses warpitch to boost support: forsees major war in the coming months

Netanyahu is anticpating another election in the coming months, and would likely gain some more voter support should some large scale calamity between Iran ensue. The warmongering Israeli leader insists that Iran will have the capacity to develop a nuclear weapon before the end of 2009 in the absense of Israel meddling.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=12714

Iraqis celebrate Jailing of shoe thrower and 1 million dead on anniversary of being absorbed by globalist body

During American Idol competition rest of world rebels fashionably

Have a great FKing week!

FADROMPERS WEEKLY UPDATE

Wanted to first send a shout out to all the disparaged groups of the world who are granted petty symbolic holidays in the place of real social justice!!! Happy International Woman's Day!

BREAKING NEWS: 'Breastaraunts' boom in manufactured recession

FadSmashers is commemorating woman's day by acknowledging the economic versatility of variations of the "oldest profession", while repressing  gross discrepancies in income between the sexes. The female physique: helping to distract you away from the hand in your pocket and shackles around your wrists between working on cars, playing cathartic video games, and endless discussion about things of complete and utter insignificance such as, and not limited to, 'professional' sports to the death of your womenizing trigger happy asses!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/26/move-over-hooters-new-bre_n_160883.html

THE FUCKING WAY SHE GOES!

In light of the ‘global financial crisis’ which amongst any advanced civilization would not have arrived until the environment had been completley exhausted of non-renewable resources, (i.e. not when a select few people whose predecessors designed the fake economy decided to consolidate the remaining wealth and buy up hard assets with money they JUST TOOK from YOU to make themselves insurmountably powerful and rich while you watched helplessly...) consumers continued to reference the DOW Jones (an index of trading between 30 largest US companies) as anything other then a meaningless symbol used to assess how far the rich have run from the poor… As the upper middle class works on their high dive routine...

Forgive me in advance for gratuitous usage of the word fuck throughout this report, if you are offended by the appearance of mere symbols to which you ascribe meaning... then your just fucked.

HERE IS THE FKING NEWS!!!! BUT FIRST A MESSAGE FROM THE 1990's TO ALL THOSE LURED IN BY THE PROSPECT OF 'LETTING THEIR MONEY WORK FOR THEM' ONLY TO HAVE BEEN ROYALLY SCREWED OVER BY OTHERS DOING THE SAME THING! 

POOR PEOPLE WONDERING WHAT THE FUSS IS ALL ABOUT...

Those who have always been poor (and are thus largely unaffected by any ‘recession’) are constantly warned that they should be much more worried, and maybe even a bit hysterical, so to necessitate a good old iron fisted pounding by police batons when that part of the scene is cued to action... Yes the poor are unaffected by recessions, because this term is only applicable to people who have money. In fact, mostly to people who have lots of money, and who own the news agencies that are trying to coax the poor into going bonkers and conceding what remains of their rights, dignity and oppurtunity (to fuck others over) to people they will never see. Nonetheless millions of people who dont have any investments or assets are expected to protest this plight of the rich to the death of themselves, but just long enough to warrant another trillion dollar bailout or two... Their only demands: Legalizing drugs, and maybe a job they will hate but will allow them to establish enough credit to be revered by those who enslave them. That said, Fadsmashers is officially saying fuck the culture surrounding the recession, in essense its but another contrived fad to froth over put forth by the haves to manipulate the have nots...

APPLE BROADENS TARGET MARKET

ROBOTIC SECURITY GAURDS TO NET GAINS FOR PRIVATE PRISON INDUSTRY

UNEMPLOYMENT IS FREEDUMB

Alarm bells are rung by corporate media, bellowing incessantly about the 8.1% unemployment rate (which really is about 16% but even this official 8% figure is half that of México’s offical 4%; i.e. The country people emigrate from to find work in US...) as out of work consumers await the televised ‘revolution’ required to get them back into financing Green© McMansions, with Chinese sweat and tears... Demanding with an unwavering obsession, only to be enslaved in jobs they will surely hate!!!

LIBERTARIANS APPEAR TO CHALLENGE CORPORATE AMERICA... OBAMA GOING GREY 

Libertarian politicians are hoping that this discontent will blossom into widespread civil unrest and resistance, that will magically assemble itself into a well organized revolution (that they will of course lead) that is expected to sow a much better social system then the one we have now (kind of like how jumbo jets are assembled by tornadoes…). In a related story Obamas constant juggling between the interests of the white right and lefted out-left, over who will get the crumbs brushed off the bloated stomachs of the people who really run the country, Obama's hair becomes noticabley greyer, indicating that he is in fact human (i.e. not god).

THE SIDE EFFECTS OF PRETENDING TO RULE WHITE PEOPLE

Yes indeed the 'white' house condemns one to having grey hair no matter how pigmented they may be!

In an attempt to see the stimulus plan through to success (the one that requires that people get jobs, and make their own money back so they can get a line of credit enabling them to support poor Chinese working conditions) Obama has followed in suit of the last puppet insisting that in the midst of this supposed crisis, the best thing to do is... BUY BUY BUY!!! The carbon tax will take care of the ONLY environmental problem we now face! Just shop your lipid secreting asses off! 

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/08/us/politics/08obama.html

Prospects for successful revolution: Grim... but declining

Unfortunately the hundred odd countries who have had much higher unemployment rates for many years, are only slightly pessimistic about the prospect of a fair and just society emerging from population struggling with a mere 16% unemployment rate,  particularly ones that have been lead to believe such myths as "people hate their freedumb", and that "they are the best" and that lending themselves their own money (at interest) is rational and that this ineffective way of living must be forced on people with cool weapons!

Revolution? From this? American Idol? McDonalds? Kanye West? I thinks not. This media culture soked in disillusionment likely wont yield anything other then more of the same; its highly improbable. That said, hope will get a second wind once people who now require excessive caloric intake to shuttle their unused brains to different stores have nothing left to eat!

LIBERAL TREATS!!!

In response to the ‘economic downturn’ US states are considering relaxing their marijuana and capital punishment laws for the sake of profit, indicating blatantly (but surely to be missed by most) that ‘laws’ are devised and based on what’s economically viable and not what is logical or just...

BRITISH BANKERS ARMING THEMSELVES FOR OVERHYPED  "SUMMER OF RAGE"

In Europe, some British bankers (among other redundant so-called ‘elites’) have reportedly been arming themselves with guns in anticipation of the highly publicized “summer of rage” that is expected to follow the season of apathy which spanned nearly a century… Not that it will, as the British Government has been pre-emptively cracking down on what it terms ‘extremism’ (i.e. meaningful progressive action) in order to protect the Queen of England; apart of the imminently necessary monarchy that the populous has been said to enjoy for its historical sentiment and tourist benefits at the mere expense of 170 million a year to the British Tax Payer.

The 4.2 million closed circuit cameras assembled in Great Britain, eagerly await serving their oppressive function, in logging the activities of the many bands of unorganized pseudo-militias which will provide the necessary impetus (disorder) to a full blown authoritarian state brought by way of Billy clubs and stupid looking cops with ridiculous hats… (i.e. the New World Order).

"ILLEGALS" SAY FUCK IT... AND BOUNCE

In the US slavery appears to be making a comeback in light of lower profit margins and the abundance of ‘human resources’ left in the wake of this decades ‘great recession’. The average human slave cost starts at the big box special of only 90$ today, compared to approx. 40,000 in 1850 for those ones that built the white house. Most of these positions of servitude are held by Mexican immigrants (who white people are constantly warned, will comprise the US majority by 2050) fleeing their own country which is on the brink of socio-economic collapse to be taken advantage of on the free market! Call it what you will, I guess it’s the Mexican dream...

CAMP FEMA AND FOX NEWS

Thankfully Glenn Beck of Fox news has foreshadowed that FEMA detention camps ( the ones that were developed across America throughout the Bush puppacy), as tyrannically sinister as having such camps may seem, and as broad as daylight obvious as this scenario is going to play out, Beck informs us that these camps may prove useful in housing these illegal’s who comprise the backbone of the US economy in the camps which will likely be run by some of Obama’s many ‘believers’.

RECESSION HIT MOMS PROPOSED ALTERNATIVE SOURCES OF INCOME

Corporate media suggests that stay at home octomoms and all the “single ladies” can make ends meet if they master the art of the dominatrix, and sell their ovum on the fake free market, until some balla comes around and puts a ring on it...

Black man + no childhood + adversity + materialism + superstardom = 
Desperate white woman in the midst of mid life crisis???

Ms. Michael Jackson touts a new smile, and heads back to work to pay off the remainder of his face, the mouth from which was likely rendered from Octomom, someone MJ wants to hook up with... for 8 undisclosed reasons...

AMERICANS SEEK TO BORROW BACK THEIR OWN MONEY

Americans now consider themselves a socialist country after successfully lending those who enslave them money so that they can have it lent back to them… at interest, hoping for a good return on their investment which will require many more years of accepting things without scrutiny, a challenge the populous is committed to see through to extinction. Clearly any redistribution of wealth will suffice!

BLACK VILLAINS

Chris Brown plays the role of the monthly African American villain on Fox news for abusing his girlfriend (who it would appear has acquired a dependency to the abuse as they have allegedly made up), while white collar crime is rewarded with billions, and Madoff awaits conviction from the comfort of his own home!

CORPORATE EXCUSE FOR MUSIC COMPETITION TEASES WITH ITS COMPLETION 

Millions of victims of the US education system await their annual dose of culture by way of the American Idol victor, so to be indirectly informed as to everything that is wrong with contemporary mainstream music in the span of one hour. Not only will the upcoming pop icons skills be assessed by former and present music industry salesman (*artists), one of which is trashtalking wanker who enjoys telling these people how bad they are at selling out, the enlightened populous will be delegated with the hefty responsibility of choosing who they want to model their stuck up lives around for the next year. Next week is Micheal Jackson week, quite possibly the only good pop musician to have ever lived. If you for some reason enjoy this program, first ask yourself... have I lost all standards for good sounding music? If so throw on something real....

CHEATING DOOMSDAY

And finally… the hominid species cheats catastrophe by dodging an asteroid that skimmed the earth... only briefly taking the time to reflect on the this one infinitesimally rare chance at developing as a life form within this cold and barren existential nightmare of an unending incomprehensible mindfk universe to which they are indiscernible and intimately interconnected... before immediately settling back into a state of collective idiocy and exploiting one another!

          Have a great week of seeking self-worth!!!

OTHER NEWS!!!!!!

Religion predicts Pornography usage

Politicians rally for 9/11 inquiry

Europe economic meltdown intensifies

Gross discrepancy in US aid to middle east

Canadian man gets a taste of whats to come at American border

Chavez gives big agriculture the boot

Judges convicted of taking bribes to fill private American prisons

Al CIAda's recruitment drive (*link coming soon)

Camera implant in eye

Canada destroys environment to save economy

MAINSTREET MEDIA REPORT

DOOMSDAY REPORT

For the sake of not someday being on the receiving end of our own satire (although we surely will be) we like to keep changing the focus of our weekly report to match the feeling of the week in question. The 'headlies' and 'weekly doomsday report' spiels will return as required but this week we tried something different! This week we will explore some of the mainstream medias coverage of numerous stories, through the eyes of a disgruntled 'mainstreet' slave in a segment entitled the Mainstreet media report. Click on the images of the snippets taken from mainstream media webshites to get the full misleading effect! And what a misleading week it was, you probably didn't get enough of new 'issues' such as Marijuana legalization, Vatican holocaust denial, the facebook fiasco, or maybe even the UFO sitings, scattered throughout constant rambling about the doom and boom fluctuations in the  financial system that wasn't intended to be understood. Hoping that your standards don't exceed wanting a job you hate, in order to win prestige from the other consumers you have been forced at gunpoint to compete with!!

So here is the fucking news! Knowing which wont earn you a damn thing other then weird looks from people who drive good cars!!!

MAINSTREET MEDIA WEEKLY REPORT

BREAKING NEWS!!! Britney uses bathroom!

Not a month can go by without mainstream media finding something related to Britney to report on that we are then compelled to completely smash to pieces, and like Britney it is probably getting old... and like Britney we press on!

Titney Rears continues to lead the womens lib backstroke competition, claiming she will soon be playing the role of a 50's housewife in her new video. This is coincidentally in line with the singers previous hits  such as "'hit' me baby one more time"... "I'm a slave for you"... and the highly acclaimed "womenizer". But I am sure Britney will go for that defiant and 'desperate' housewife attitude, overlayed with alot of sexual references, shitty monorhytmic music over the line "if you seek Amy" (F-U-C-K me), for 5 excruciatingly annoying yet highly arousing minutes!

The whole facebook terms of service controversy/ mainstream news marketing campaign thing

Once upon a time... What was known for some time, became a frontpage issue...

The story became newsworthy, as facebook changed its terms of service, allowing themselves indefinite ownership/ access to material provided by its users... A slight change from the TOS offered prior which were exactly the same only they ceased once an account was disabled ...

A useful controversy ensued over facebooks changes to their 'terms of service'... The contrived and over publicized problem required the administration of solutions that were well anticipated in advance...

And Facebook responded retracting the changes to their TOS, and vowing to become even more liberal in their service than before! Yet nothing has changed, the original TOS which have been questionable since the sites onset remain in tact, and the new TOS are being moderated using user feedback...

In the end facebook users have 'more' control, while the original terms of service remain in tact, and the new (more unsettling ones) are being re-written to sound better... The controversy is concluded with facebook shining in a positive light! Hey maybe I should see what this facebook thing is all about (says mindless shopping slave who didnt know what facebook was before seeing this).

Facebook, gets another mainstream news media pitch in the form of yet again, another controversial story. For more on how tech fads such as facebook, blackberry are advertised and popularized in with the help of mainstream news see:
http://www.fadsmashers.com/16/post/2009/01/how-facebook-is-advertised-on-the-news.html

This whole TOS ordeal is entirely a means for facebook to promote itself. The site recently made changes to its terms of service write up, (the one that already declared that facebook owned you and everything you do, while on the service, and that a copy of all your info was retained in such case you needed to reactivate your account etc.), to something that they knew would get a rise out of people (i.e. making the ownership of your material permanent, even long after you have removed your information and discontinued the service). In doing this Facebook not only received countless hours of airtime around the world, while conditioning people to think that they are democratic for rolling back to their original TOS which were in themselves something to protest! No need to worry about that though now, because facebook has appeared to make a 'concession' and are being democratic in retracting the changes to the TOS with the added effect of providing the illusion of choice in how the new infringements will be dressed up, and thus we are all relieved we have been granted the lesser of two evils, and will now be given the opportunity to think that we have input into how the social monitoring (networking) platform develops!! YAY!! I will pick death by shooting over hanging please!

The new TOS are expected to look alot like this:

TOS clause 2.6-
"For content that is covered by intellectual property rights (like photos and videos), you specifically give us the following permission, subject to your privacy and application settings: you grant us a non-exclusive, transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, worldwide license to use, copy, publicly perform or display, distribute, modify, translate, and create derivative works of ("use") any content you post on or in connection with Facebook. This license ends when you delete your content or your account."

But because you cant technically 'delete' your account, information will be housed in servers for an indefinate period of time should you care to 'reactivate'. But what should be of issue is not necessarily ownership implications (as we are already all owned), its more based on the fact that technology is prepping to rule every aspect of your life...

Here tom with the weather!

BUT HEY... BUY THE TICKET... TAKE THE RIDE!!!

For more on facebook in general see:
http://www.fadsmashers.com/18/post/2009/01/the-virtual-playground-nathan-human.html

Females: Happier with fake big breasts

If Britney's shaved head, and early midlife crisis had you second guessing the self-esteemic benefits of silicon breast implants guess again! According to mainstream media, it will make you feel and look great! Get yours at the carcinogenic special of 5000$ (sagproof).

Marijuana suddenly becomes an issue on corporate news media

For some reason marijuana has surfaced as an issue in mainstream media, as the populous awaits its trivial liberal treats owed to them by the Obama illusion. The federal government has vowed to stop conducting raids on state run health agencies that distribute medicinal marijuana, ending a long standing confliction between state (some) and federal drug policies. 

It could not be more obvious that our lives and society is not based on efficiency but on which way the dollars flow. The populous has simply accepted the new market based morality as a way to create 'change'. For example... if you bail out bankers they will save you, if you don't buy things from Israel they will stop killing Palestinian kids, if we tax CO2 we will breed concern for environmental issues, and if we create sane drug laws that are actually consistent and logical it will be great for the fake free market! Between the decriminalized and drug war options, the powers that be still have to do a cost benefit analysis of what will work in their interests, will the private prison system be impacted? Will they stop spending as much money? What will we do when drug rates, and drug related crime plummet? Will there be less police required? Police we will soon need to directly oppress these people once shit is said to hit fan? Will we make as much as we do controlling it on the black market? Will the empathy, and in some cases apathy towards competition make the US into a nation of pacifist unintrusive wimps who do gay shit like live at a balance with nature? For our sake (not childrens) lets hope not!

Catering to the fast food needs of the broke ass non-rebelling proletariat

MacDonalds will be accommodating the all to easily satisfied working class, by selectively pricing based on affluence of communities (i.e. large groupings of shoppers separated by walls). If you make over 250,000$ a year a big mac will cost you 3.29 as opposed to 2.99 etc, to allow you to save up your money for the overpriced health care you'll need to survive thereafter!

Recession: to end or extend into 2010?

Mixed messages from three media agencies that all get their news from the same place! Get your story straight fkrs!!!

Reuters and numerous other token left wing media framed the completely PR driven collection of comments comprising Bernankes view that the recession could extend into 2010 as "The recession could extend until 2010". That is they are trying to scare so called liberals, who need something to 'hope' to 'overcome'. On the contrary, Fox News reported that Bernake claimed that the "recession could end this year"... Ironically the fake news posing as conservative media bypasses fearmongering and goes straight to the disinfo! In a related story Obama nearly doubles the budget deficit for this year, while pledging to halve it in 4 years... come again? Wouldn't that be an accomplishment!!!

Urban Warbots coming soon!!!

No, it is not the latest in gender affirming toys for your children who would much sooner be reared solely by videogames and the internet, rather is a cpu generated image of some of the military doo dads Britain is hoping to  get their moneys worth out of throughout the next decade. It never ceases to amaze me how amazed WE all are by the oppressive fk you technologies of the future that absorb billions in money that could be better used in our brainwashing education, or treatment based health care systems at least! Its likely that we will keep being awed at the technological feats surrounding killing one another (I mean anyone west of the pacific). Oh yeah exoskeletons kicking in a door near you soon!

Pentagon no longer hiding what is blatantly obvious

Understanding full well the sensitivity of the populous that's sufficiently  distracted anyway, and after having publically disclosed on mainstream media that they are trying to improve their image not through actions but through propaganda), the Pentagon plays there role as a good liberal military would, by showing not the bodies of American and Iraqi victims, rather, caskets wrapped in American flags 5 years after the war was supposed to have ended. Allow me to be the first to say, I am so surprised and gratified by this overdressed depiction of the horrors of war, as evidenced in the sleek, symmetrical and orderly coffin procession. These images are dripping with the meat hook realities of war, more sufficiently discussed here: (WARNING GRAPHIC) http://mindprod.com/politics/iraqwarpix.html

The pentagon has entirely earned my confidence as a bonafide peoples institution in revealing these completely redundant anonymous photos that mean absolutely nothing to anyone with more then 2 brain cells. Of course now with this new standard for pentagon disclosure, to ask for anything more would be... radical.

Having a non-biblical name condemns one to a life of crime

FYI: If your name doesn't appear in the bible then get your ass ready for a life of crime!!! Not a blatant attempt to encourage mediocrity... Jamal and Tyrone, your cell is waiting!

Another Youtube hit at the expense of anothers misery

Yet again the misery of another is ingested by the high grade intellectuals who have made dayjobs out of clogging youtube servers with their meaningless but influential comments. Unlike the recent hysterical person suffering from a medical condition in an airport caught on video, this one wasn't taser to death, but perhaps that it is because they were not confronted by the Canadian authorities, the same ones caught using provocateurs to insight violence at protests!!! Yeah them!!! If you think Canada is a democracy watch this video, then go back to sleep...

NOTE: The police fully confessed to trying to provocateur a few days after this event.

World is upside down and inverted, yet accurate?

A blackman is the king of golf, a white man is dominating the hip hop charts, and a black man is president of the united states of America, its about time China denounced the US for human rights abuses (only a few million dead overdue)!!! History repeats, but not without irony.

More cops required to stimulate private prison industry

Oh yay! This will definitely empower the people!

NBC HEADLIES!!!
MAKE YOUR OWN JOKE!!!!

Perhaps the most pathetically phrased headline of the week is clear evidence of the near full blown acceptance and acclimatization to globalization. I really don't think another headline could have been more truthful.

This genius piece of artwork was made by David Dees...

Corporate Media says poor love rich, and a good chuckle will suffice in the place of monetary justice

Corporate media says there wont be a revolution and that poor people love rich people, sometimes though I wonder... maybe its true? Newsweek also released this video with the story...

Selling Miracles to pay your mortgage

As Octomom gets shot down in the media, so to set an example for any other females who would use fertility drugs and overproduce in the era of depopulation , selling your eggs is advertised as a great way of getting $$$ to buy things like... condoms.

Alien sitings and recession: Go hand in hand says corporate media who has actively facilitated the rise in popularity of alien sitings by publicizing more stories on the issue in past 6 months...

Those trying to make sense of the very real and worldy economic crisis which was contrived entirely, will likely spend more time looking up at the sky, then right in front of their eyes for an explanation of WTF is going on... Its not that there is just more media coverage of these issues during a recession in order to distract people away from the crime syndicates robbing their children, nope! The Aliens who have made secret pacts with high ranking corrupt officials in your governments who are here to protect you and make sure you do not destroy yourselves by destroying you! Yeah that MUST to be it! (*As bankster high tails it out the back exit).

Iraq war ends again, but not really... again

Fox news and its NBC counterpart misinforms their viewers that Obama has been permitted to schedule an end to the Iraq war (the one that ended in may of 2003) with the minor exception that 50,000 troops remain there indefinitely! In a related story a new 'surge' of troops have already begun flowing into Afghanistan only 1 week after Obama stated their would be an increase. If only they were as quick to get out of trouble as they were to get into it!

The Israel Vs. Iran show

Oh yay! The Endgame! Cant wait! Sounds productive and civilized, maybe even worth naming a documentary film after? The same website who has devoted a section to the "Iranian threat" issues its weekly warning that seeks to bring solidarity to those duped into immigrating to Israel.

Iran newspeak

Iran "launches" a nuclear missile... I mean "launches the test of its first nuclear plant" right that's what we meant!

Recession spurs new tastes

Black people suddenly... 'rich'

Irrespective of the disproportional poverty and injustice sustained by the majority of African American people, and right in stride with the whole -Obama's been elected now everyone is equal- delusion, mainstream media unveils the "new" black overclass (not upperclass). One which of course came into existence the moment Obama was elected, perhaps leftover remnants of the Cosby show / Family matters 1980's conformist African American family. Its not enough to simply classify these people as rich, rather their race must always be made an issue, with the added benefit of painting a misleading picture of the status of the status quo.

Markets down as hoped...

The DOW's descent is commonly understood as an indices for impending doom.  The DOW Jones and similar market indexes are merely evidence of the trading between the top 30 companies on the NYSE. It says nothing of small business prosperity or resource availability, it is simply a measure of how well the richest in our society are fairing! But lets continue to use it as the basis for every financial decision we make because the news says so!

Advertising quit smoking gimmicks on the News I mean... Fox news

With a 5% success rare its clear that GlascoSmithKlein isn't in this to change peoples lives for the better. The goal is to simply migrate the addiction into another market until they crack, having not dealt with the underlying psychological issues ado with the addiction, they will be recharged for many more years of the commissioned slow death of real cigarettes!

1st black left wing president,  and right wing Israeli best friend bypass UN racism conference

The USA and its girlfriend Israel have refused to partake in the UN's upcoming racism conference over concerns that the conference is anti-Zionist. It is expected that some parallels will be drawn between racism and Zionism, and for this reason the First black President wont be participating. Never has it been more clear, of the extent in which Israel impacts American foreign policy, and never have peoples heads been more deeply wedged in the sand. It was Israel who decided not to attend, and guess who FOLLOWED! WHIPPED!!!

WE WANT YOU... to be Fat!

The US army will be doing on the spot recruiting at your local McDonalds!

WEEKLY REPORT IN SUMMARY:

YOU LOVE THE RICH!

BLACK PEOPLE ARE RICH!

THE WAR IS OVER!

FACEBOOK IS YOUR FRIEND!

THE RECESSION WILL END (IF YOU GIVE US MORE MONEY!)

THE DOW JONES IS PERTINENT TO YOU!

IRAN WILL CAUSE ARMAGEDDON!

FAKE BREASTS ARE GOOD!

ZIONISM ISN'T RACISM!

THERE WONT BE A REVOLUTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ONE!



HAVE A GREAT WEEK OF MAKING MATTERS WORSE!!!