The transition into what is collectively agreed as being 'a new year' was marked by all the symptoms and strengths of a civilization whose evolution has been driven by competition (i.e. war, famine, gross economic disparity peppered with prosaic celebrations of excess, with the odd short lived bouts of reason, empathy and drug induced spiritual transcendence). Such was the contrast embodied in the actions of an alienated man in a Santa Claus costume, who was laced in jolly and Christmas cheer and thrust by a low self-esteem (fueled by misguided conceptions of romantic love), into crashing a party and opening fire on a crowd of people (including his former spouse) who were celebrating their failure to organize in ways that were socially meaningfully throughout the year of 2008. Meanwhile... numerous US news media agencies (all 5) comically allude to the impending fake economies collapse by reporting on a dog who shoplifted a bone from a pet store in Murray Utah... the story made light of capitalisms drawbacks while providing a suppertime quip for families to gawk about between arguing about not spending time with one another outside of working low paying jobs... Cheap gas from cheap oil doesn’t quite make it into the pockets of apathetic North American consumers who, throughout the duration of the price fixing fiasco, have remained blissfully ignorant to the corrupt market forces at work content with a lower cost even if it was nearly 50% more then they should have been paying! Sure enough that ship has now sailed, and the price is increasing again wall street cheers in yet again nickle and diming a placated mass of thinking animals... which by contrast means great things for Arabic slave owners!!!

In other news: The internet is littered with shoe tossing video games and shoe tosser embracing animated drollery, serving its function of entertaining masses of people who have been reduced to accepting this immediately squelched act of defiance as constituting social progress...

Boxing day, bloomed to boxing week, and in some instances 'boxing month' in an attempt to preserve the oppressive fake economy and help people stave off cancer with the short spurts of happiness brought by playing into the clandestine economic paradigm of planned obsolescence and disaster capitalism. New technologies such as paper thin screens (invented years ago) will be postponed in their release until the shelves have been cleared of the current round of shit people don’t need...

In other news… immigrant hating libertarian 'patriots' are now being granted their wish to work the shitty low paying, degrading jobs, once exclusively held by Mexican 'illegals' also known as 'the poor people who create the backbone of your fake economy which gratifies your lust for cheap shit! Congrats guys! Way to go! Enjoy!!!

Investments in slumping privatized prison markets are set to be secured with boosts in crime predicted throughout duration of wealth consolidation (ahem fake economies contrived crisis), most of which are Marijuana related arrests that hit a new record of roughly 850,000 convictions last year, concurrently ensuring that there is always more black people in prison then in university (fact). With a population of 3 million and growing it wont be long until they swell over into the FEMA camps, which have been made to house dissenters once shit is said to have hit fan by mainstream news media.

In the thick of the larcenous concentration of wealth and power never before seen on earth, and an unrelenting Israeli reign of tyranny, US subjects are warned by Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, that the threat posed by weapons of mass destruction is “the highest priority at the federal level”; not diplomacy or the fake economies burrowing into all of your orifices; rather the country defending itself from its own rogue special interest run intelligence agency!

America sets a new record in 2008, not only retaining its title as the planets fattest country but now having more people who are technically ‘obese’ then those who are merely 'overweight'… EXCELLENT WORK!

Israel (the country who received 20 billion from the US last year to keep surrounding Arab states compliant) is expecting another shipment of aid to assist the Gazan people… assist them in dying that is. The 'arms' shipment is expected in late January…. The UN decides to stop sending ‘actual’ aid to Gaza as workers are shot at by Ziopatsi slaves, revealing itself as being nothing more then an emblematic institution seeking to beautify the rogue clandestine ploys Pax American Zioborgs. Meanwhile, Bush OK's and supports Israeli defending itself from the people it seeks to take over and “wipe off the map”, while Obama is said to be 'monitoring' the situation and ready to look like the unifying hero after Israel has killed thousands and accomplished its shock and awe campaign to demoralize the Palestinian spirit, and generate exploitable hatred towards Israel that will provoke more international terrorism which will fuel the final thrust into full blown global militarism... Meanwhile, Hamas (the kids ducking and dodging cluster bombs) is said to have rejected a ceasefire deal, but not because the deal was one sided or in Israel’s favor, or because they were busy having their children killed in droves, rather: because they are bloodthirsty leeches who demand such non-negotiable things as having aid shipped in to supply their completed isolated, socially immobile concentration camp. Israel exhausts its karma earned from the holocaust®, as anti-Semitic sentiment blooms abroad and misplaced hatred by the enslaved hominid children of earth is yet again set to be harnessed towards the ambitions of those who write history; one that is nearly sufficiently wound up to repeat.

Bush has the audacity to suggest that he would support his brother Jeb in a campaign to run for president in the future, quite content that most of the peasantry will swallow anything that is said to be believed by the majority.

Military recruiters seek out video game buffs to control unmanned killing machines in one of the many upcoming robot wars. We all get laced and drown memories of 2008 and the distant hysterical blood drenched screams of the non-developing world in a pool of alcohol and debauchery to ring in a new year of frivolously embracing economic ‘stimulus packages’, puppet officials, alarmist anti-propaganda agendas, and our unconscious narcissistic obsession with being the last generation to have lived on the planet, as we seek our miserable doomsday company... Millions of slaves take to the streets in a show of solidarity with the oppressed, we tighten up our boots to cycle through another meridian of his-story, and rock out with our boobs and cocks out like its 1999, getting by one fadsmash at a time.

Here is the Fucking news!>>>>>>>

In light of the fake economies contrived crisis, that was designed to justify new systems of global monetary control such as new currencies and large scale wars to immortalize the upper ranks of the status quo, parents continue to perpetuate the Santa Claus myth, preconditioning their children for a life of blindly believing stories that are not real… As US unemployment hit’s the unofficial height of 15%, 300 million slaves will continue to graze like sheep over 4 trillion dollars, as 3 million sheep herders hoard 10 trillion dollars in assets and wealth, and while the former amount decreases the latter of course increases... While those who fail to communicate celebrate what they have been trained to think is a special day, their currency is being dumped the world over, as their nation’s credit card fast approaches its expiration date… The 300,000,000 are expected to at best, intermittently consult with multinational owned news anchors for instructions on what to do… However, they will do so sparingly, so to free up more time for gluttonous gallivants about the oppressive social apparatus they have been duped into creating, and justify it using the deeply embedded cynicism taught to them at the school of COPS and CSI, insisting that there is nothing they can do about it, except go with the flow... 30 million of these self-deprived followers who were never taught how the economy worked flock to the post-modern breadlines to be issued food stamps, taking refuge in the fact that millions more will join them to diffuse this misery at the end of the 1st fiscal quarter. As Greece flares in protest against the people they will never see, Propa-Ghandi-eyed pacifist North American Liberals continue to circumvent the myth of virtuous government, while entertaining the delusion that India is now free… as Washington police are given semi-automatic combat rifles to demoralize their enslaved brethren. The enslaved ‘individuals’ are now pawning the items they purchased last year in droves, in order to buy new shit for people who don’t need it this year, because wanting to communicate with people about real issues isn’t a ‘thought that counts’ according to the big business these thoughts would destroy. Halliburton, Raytheon, Boeing, and Northrop, stocks take the plunge as warlords calmly await the next wartime boom after the economy collapses and in the meantime anticipate their 2009 one trillion dollar Christmas present, to prepare the US for when they default on money owed to Asian countries. Perfectly good homes go to rot as bankers plot ways to get workers back into bondage in order to pay interest on these loans to make them richer so they can buy up hard assets before the American dollar begins to infringe upon the toilet paper market … Slaves bent on distracting themselves with ‘cool shit’ are said to be ok working sub-par, unsafe, low wage jobs to pay for upcoming industrial resource wars in death and taxes. Last minute sloppers cram into Wal-Mart line-ups trying to avoid communication and eye contact at all costs, with their competitors, screaming at their fellow servant slave to hurry up so they can be on their way to quickly resume their isolated mundane existences in the inescapable maze they live in… Credit card companies increase interest rates to insure they can still make billions on the money they lend out as record breaking amounts of people can’t pay back their bills, thereby causing the problem to get worse... Old Saint Nicks Chinese elves protest the closing of 3600 toy shops in the North Pole. Stephen Harpers queen stocks the senate with his minions during the cheered suspension of Canadian democracy and projects onto his opposition the notion of a vast left-wing conspiracy… we rock out like its 1999, over and over and over… Until the last wheel falls off this gas guzzling plutocratic mind fuck and our advanced civilization welcomes environmentally/ economical cars being created in ‘developing’ countries.

In light of fake economic crisis contrived to make an increasingly smaller amount of people insurmountably rich, Americans personal credit debt increased to the tune of .6 billion per day as shoppers, in a addictive haste to devour the what remains of the worlds non-renewable resources before China brings the hammer down, and win the gratitude of the ones in which they will leave a shambled earth, circle the overcrowded Wal-Mart parking lots in a maniacal frenzy to find the spot that only they deserve... MacDonald’s becomes the second largest recipient of credit card payments in the USA as oleaginous obstinate o-beasts, who have been forced to pay to 20,000 each in taxes to bail out their rich overlords and ensure their own enslavement, are forced to borrow from money lenders to keep themselves and the fake economy alive to perpetuate their gluttonus lives. In an obsessive compulsive desperation, consumers continue to sell blood, hair, and sperm for a maximum of 100$ to be able to afford the latest non-biodegradable products, pay off predatory payday loan sharks, and subscribe to overpriced prepaid wireless plans which are designed to exploit their desire to ‘be with the times’. Shock therapy continues to make a comeback to the tune of 100,000 users, as westerners grow increasingly more dependent on quick fix gimmicks to alleviate their depression which is owed to their failed attempt at realizing the American dream which entails a life of blissful ignorance, and expensive sedatives to sustain a state of consumption driven pseudo-happiness.... all of the time. A desperate bureaucracy, in an attempt to bleed the populous dry, fulfill their daily quota, and enrich their masters lives, pulls over a pregnant women to give here a speeding ticket while she was in labor and off to get healthcare she couldnt afford... The US loses half a million jobs in November, as people enlist into the military in droves to get a piece of American dream 2.0. This is said to be ok… because the European defense (offence) missile shield which is funded by US taxpayers (!) has now been proven to work, based on a 135 million dollar test that worked to ferment even more hatred from their enemies! And finally... Canadian democracy is put on hold in a proto-fascist attempt to create a political controversy devised to distract Canadians away from their own impending economic crisis which will be remedied by North American economic integration, while refreshing their allegiance to the British monarchy, and keep them in limbo long enough until the January surprise. Get ready… set… go!

In the midst of the contrived economic crisis, those that deep ecologists view as ‘the cancer of the earth’ are distracted away from contemplating their own enslavement with terrorist hysteria, illusive media, monotonous jobs, isolated family life, and watered down digital relationships built on mediocre corporate cultural customs, South Koreans fine tune their ’western’ skills in training to become Santa clauses to encourage their children to nag them for shit they dont need, that will sustain their parents indebtedness and reliance on SK's own developing fake free market… US shoppers who cant afford homes roam in shopping malls that are also entering foreclosure… Products whose prices were hiked up two weeks ago, went on sale on black Friday... as rabid consumers who foamed at the mouth over this elaborate marketing ploy, trampled and killed a Wal Mart slave in Long Island, NY, while 2 men shot themselves while fighting like children over toys for their children in an attempt to spend money they didn't have... Long line ups and empty shelves await a once a-pathetic populous at food banks who still don’t comprehend what the concept of history repeating itself really means, a history they were deceived into thinking had ended… Trained to be insecure gated community lapdogs for the oligarchs, the so called -just above poor- middle class, is forced to stand alongside those they once referred to as pedestrians, in social security line ups for food stamps that are also running out... The cost of food (that’s in a greater abundance then the planet has ever seen before) remains overpriced as the high gas prices and transport fees that orginally caused this price hike are down nearly 50%… Burger king and MacDonald’s prices hold steady and brace themselves for the hunger of the investment swindled middle-class who to have been reduced to eating this now cheaper carcinogenic delight called ‘fast-food’… a man in the grip of desperation attempts to steal a 3 year olds identity to sign up for a telephone and natural gas service for a home he doesn’t own. He was later arrested by those whose job security is as cozy as a the feeling of the guns in their sadistic hands. And finally... 20,000 US troops are called to police the US streets on the fake premise that the attack that killed 6 westerners (and 160 hindus) in India, and the persistance of the AL CIAda myth, somehow poses a threat greater then their own government!... Get ready... Set... go...

In light of the contrived economic crisis, polar bears become solely dependent on the practice of cannibalism, sales surrounding the secular religious holiday 'Christmas’ plummet as people forced to only spend several thousands of dollars to win the love an affection of their alienated family and fellow indentured acquaintances, IPOD muggings on the rise in Toronto as crack heads long for a piece of the American nightmare, education system (which is designed to fail) yields two men who try break into a police station in south Carolina and attempt to get away with a 1500 pound safe... ‘binge eating disorder’ ‘sufferers’ forced to downsize to supersize, and overconfident counter-culturalists look forward to ‘buy-nothing day’ with an even greater anticipation, like so called sinners look forward to church, to partake in the trivial anti-consumerist Adbusters promotional campaign, and in the process of doing so, refrain from staging a real rebellion.