'TWEETSLEEVE' PROMISES USERS THE ABILITY TO READ OTHERS EMOTIONS WITH THIS CON-VENIENT NEW TWITTER HARDWARE FOR YOUR WETWARE!!! IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT CONSIDER THIS ALTERNATIVE...
LOOKING AT PEOPLE IN THEIR FUCKING EYES!!!
NEW TECHNOLOGIES ARE CURRENTLY BEING DEVELOPED TO SIMULATE HEARING, FOR PEOPLE WHO FORGOT HOW TO USE THEIR EARS!!!
DONT WORRY IT WON'T REGISTER THE VIOLENT SCREAMS IN THE DISTANCE!!! ITS NOT THAT SENSITIVE!!!!