3 years ago I purchased a 160 gigabyte ipod. After it died in 2 years I was only able to purchase a 120 gigabyte one as apple stopped selling the version with greater capacity because that was just too much freedumb for the little bitch slaves. Soon after I bought it they had cut the price in half, put a touch screen on it and reduced it to 16 gigabytes, within months a 64 gigabyte version was available, and a couple months after that another one with a camera had arrived and sure enough the halfwit usury monkeys are shitting themselves with glee to this day!!!

Its no suprise then that when apple announced its new iPad will be available in 16 or 64 gigabyte versions (for a difference of 200 $/ NOTE: ONE TERABYTE HARDDRIVE SELLS FOR 100$ AND ITS 20 TIMES THE CAPACITY) everyone yet again, shit themselves...diuretically. I am supposed to STFU and embrace the new technology (that is 2 years from the dumpster) without asking any questions with a big fat smile on my face indicative of the gratitude I feel for overpriced not so cutting edge tech that will dominate my existence for years to come. I should not be put off by the corrupt market as a whole and merely fixate on this one pittance of ingenuity that is overpriced and obsolete, and not concern myself with the trillions that has been wasted on killing people who dont care about ipods.

I have an ipod for the record, but only because its the best thing money can buy, and thats because the market is corrupt. This is why I am mad at Steve Jobs, because if it wasnt for him and his ZIonist buddies I would likely have alot more to choose from, but they would rather control EVERYTHING instead of allowing science to blossom uninhibited and free. Apple is advertised on the news for the same reason that facebook is advertised on the news for free and their competitors are not, because they are all networked and the game is fucken rigged nikkazzz!!!!


NEW VERSION COMING IN A FEW MONTHS!!!! IT WILL HAVE (*drumroll) A NEW BUTTON!!!!!!