Do find yourself entirely exhausted from sitting in a desk and selling your left brain to some unappreciative pricks who would ditch your ass in a second if they could find someone to do their dirty work for a lower price all day? Are you tired of cheating certain death by swine flu when touching those god awful taps in your bathtub when you get home? Maybe you are tired of wiping your ass too? YOU SHOULD BE (unless you are a terrorist of course)!!! These new technologies are sure to make your life easier! Nevermind the long term consequences of living in completley whitewashed sterile environment that erode your natural immunity to the biome in which you are intrinsically apart! Never mind the superbug that is going to devour your children when the hand sanitizer runs out! You shouldnt need to wipe your ass, or endure any physical strain whatsoever throughout the course of your sold off life! Get yours while you still can! Made in China!!!
PS: I almost seen a breast in this ad... almost :(
PS: I almost seen a breast in this ad... almost :(
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