New technology to allow for lost art of emotion interpretation

04/28/2010

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'TWEETSLEEVE' PROMISES USERS THE ABILITY TO READ OTHERS EMOTIONS WITH THIS CON-VENIENT NEW TWITTER HARDWARE FOR YOUR WETWARE!!! IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT CONSIDER THIS ALTERNATIVE...

LOOKING AT PEOPLE IN THEIR FUCKING EYES!!!

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NEW TECHNOLOGIES ARE CURRENTLY BEING DEVELOPED TO SIMULATE HEARING, FOR PEOPLE WHO FORGOT HOW TO USE THEIR EARS!!!

DONT WORRY IT WON'T REGISTER THE VIOLENT SCREAMS IN THE DISTANCE!!! ITS NOT THAT SENSITIVE!!!!


ALSO SEE: Clothes that update your twitter!!!
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iFeel interactive technology

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HIgh-tech clothing to automatically update your "friends" (who could give a flying fuck) about what your doing 24/7...

04/18/2010

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From DVICE
I have a couple of friends who send out hundreds Tweets or Facebook updates every day. You probably know the type, the ones who think you really want to know every time they're crossing the road, or taking the dog out for a walk. What if there was a way for them to send all of those updates automatically, without having to wear out their thumbs?

That's the thinking behind Ping, a proposed line of tech enabled clothing from designer Jennifer Darmour. Ping has embedded electronics that can sense what your doing, then send updates automatically using an interface that runs Lilypad and Lilypad Xbee software. When somebody responds it can let you know with a gentle tap on the shoulder, and you can even assign different tapping patterns to different people. That way you'll know when the creepy guy from high school is excited that you've just unbuttoned your coat.

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