Your ass wiped by this in the future. Guaranteed. Your kids will want nothing to do with you, they will just plug you in to some matrix type apparatus and have this thing periodically wipe your ass, a valid compromise to the death panels it will read. They will be busy honoring the 'call of duty' in a resource rich country for the interest of some little boy loving dickheads that hide in the shadows left by the GMO maniac bullrag police paid a morons pittance to serve and protect these useless drags on evolution.
Human devolution continues as fat asses everywhere await not having to take a stand, to compliment their metaphorical "not taking a stand", except to use Viagra.