http://www.fadsmashers.com/19/post/2009/04/conficker-worm-will-destroy-your-life-unless-you-buy-the-upcoming-solution.html

This week conficker ran its doomsday scenario which will at worst wipe millions of hard drives and the mindnumbing multimedia they contain. But you can prevent this by allowing microsoft to "update" your PC anytime they want, in addition to possessing the latest in spyware, and anti-virus software, that you MUST update annually. For all you vista users who had a couple months of the platform actually working as its supposed to, you now can drag your ass back to the big box store to buy the latest version 'Windows 7'. Its likely it will take a couple years to correct all the bugs which is when we will release windows 8, it lets you resize pictures using your fingers!!!! NO FUCKING WAY!!!!

Be self-conscious

WARNING: Be conscientious in fashioning your online persona, your oppressive employer may be watching, just post links to mind numbing bullshit and dont dare use the internet while at home on a sick day. This is a message for all employers who seek to sleuth the profiles of potential applicants for signs of anything human to hold against them.

Meanwhile Britain plots its uber big brother computer that will keep records of EVERY digital transaction made by its slaves

Dont be decieved by the headline, the information will still be stored by the internet service provider, as it always has, regardless this trivial gesture will likely be enough to appease many...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173870/Big-Brother-climbdown-Smith-does-U-turn-admitting-public-dont-want-huge-database.html

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What it has come to

Because we are a society conditioned to be completley dependent on the oppressive socio-techno apparatus, its no suprise that some would want to carry out this illusion of connectedness to our graves. Its bad enough they own us from cradle to grave, now even in death we fold to their oppressive grip. If you spent the majority of your remaining life glued to a fucking machine, then hey, why not make it permanent!

Their tube

Below is the new youtube homepage which looks more like mainstream news media website...