Non-oppressive technology of the future!

Here at FadSmashers we are well beyond rationalizing the contradiction that peace and democracy has to be forced on people using cutting edge fk you space guns. Surely... we understand that the practice of enslaving large populations of people and chaining them to the global control grid shouldn't  require something as tedious or as cost effective as sugar coated diplomacy and UN mediated negotiation and definitely not something so high in the sky and hippy-ish as seeking to understand the people we liberates worldview in their own cultural terms. That would all be way to gay as far as American standards for conflict, conquest and the need to look cool doing it go! All that grueling paperwork required to passively colonize a 'territory' and create PR with symbolic organizations like the UN (whom we really don't give a shit about anyway) is just too time consuming, and a drag on the run away bank rolls of arms dealers and other selfish, self-proclaimed important leeches sucking on the body of humanity. What better way to win the hearts and minds of a people that we want to exploit and use for meeting our own ends in every possible way, then by using them as guinea pigs to test our high-tech space age munitions, ion propulsion systems, smart cluster bombs, microwave guns, unmanned radioactive cybernetic stealth killing machines and maybe some white phosphorous for the lucky little collateral's that get caught up the mix!

Thus, Fadsmashers has reviewed some of the upcoming liberating technologies in the context of being used to meet the ends of fake free markets oligarchs, and the task of devoting all of our limited non-renewable and intellectual resources towards creating technologies to destroy one another and expedite the conclusion of this tragic comedy entitled 'Those bipedal things that thought they had consciousness before they did' to a tormentingly long and painful close... in the name of peace of course!!! Thankfully before things such as profit sharing ever catch wind in our uber capitalist economy, its expected that 18 million service and industrial robots will be present globally to maximize managements profits by the end of 2011.

No not 'pieces' of human flesh being discombobulated by way of freedumb preserving smart cluster bombs. Peace, civility, tranquility... Fuck it lets party!

If the fact that all of our great technological innovations have spawned from wanting to kill one another doesn't shed light on the inevitable tragic fate of our species and preserve our best efforts under a blanket of despair and apathy then... Well we best just align ourselves with more down to earth and socially appropriate defiance's of the establishment and win friends, freedumb and self-esteem that way! Yay!

I digress.

Here is an overview of the consequence of morality (not the generic religious kind) not being synchronized with technology!

Laser planes

'The Boeing 747 airborne infrared laser plane' is expected to make its first test flight soon. The laser maintains its role in preparing the global elite for inevitable conflict with extra terrestrials it will encounter throughout their travels through the cosmos after destroying all of us, now serving the more practical application of being used for missile defense; having the ability to heat up and ignite an oncoming missiles fuselage and causing it to explode before it impacts its target. The billions invested in the project have been justified on the grounds that it is for the purpose of defense from tyrannical Muslim warbeasts who wish to enslave us all with AK 47's and short range home made rockets.

Unlike a kid burning ants with magnifying glass this one can burn brown kids from 10000 feet! The technology is likely coming to an eccentric war criminal near you! (hint: NOT Israel!!). Generations of Americans who have suffered exposure to shows such as Star Trek, therby being predicatively programmed to drool over the technological implications and coolness of raygun technology, aren't worried about how these or any of their trillions in weapons will be ultimately used against others they have been tricked into fearing.

"just like in the movies, wow, mesmerizing, look at it burn things, we humans are so advanced and cool looking!"

Humane oppression

The job of 'being the only material thing that stands between human beings achieving their  cosmic potential and corrupt nepotistic rich assholes' or what are commonly called 'Police officers' will be sporting some cool new oppressive toys in order to make them look humane yet threatening in the upcoming epic we will for simplicities sake refer to as 'the post capitalist economic  fallout; the plight into full blown militarism/ hysterical riotous looting/ and complete monetary collapse and social dissolution' chapter in the American history book. One of these goodies is a gun that will be a smaller version of the Active Denial System (as discussed last week). The same principle applies, you fire out microwave beams which quite simply cook what ever is in its path! So all you locally fattened, green renegades looking for social justice and clean food better have your metal shields ready!

Truck lasers

Similarly, it is predicted that truck mounted laser weapons will be all the rage by 2013! Boeing (who a has a stake in interventionism) has won a 36 million dollar contract (asides from its other multi billion dollar US contracts), in order to harness the technology used in the Laser plane into a more mobile ground unit. To shoot down the plane... or something.

Underwater subvertables

The US Army is creating unmanned submarine robots. Currently the soon to be humanity oppressing devices are only equipped to do reconnaissance, mapping missions and mine sweeps. Soon enough, with the integration of IBM AI technology, they will be morphed into eugenicizing manhunting T-1000’s. This will ensure that the 1st person shooter video game generation soldiers, who will control the killing machines from a cathartic distance, won’t be exposed to any of the grim realities of war which may evoke intrinsic ability to love, and get them to question what they are doing. The Navy is working on ways to make these units autonomous, so they can track, identity, and target and destroy the people they have been programmed to think are their enemies, at their own discretion.

Can melt a dime from space!

Luckily for us the laser technology will likely (if not already) be available from space. The technology is optimal for this feat as the laser emitted can travel at the speed of light and can strike at ranges of thousands of kilometers. It will likely be used in conjunction with DARPA'S new activity detection global surveillance technology, so if you are planning on partaking in commy type fads such as cooperating with one another or singing koombaya  around a campfire, don't be surprised if you just happen to spontaneously combust!

Unmanned air system

X-47B Unmanned Combat Air System (UCAS) will soon be making decisions over a starving country near you! The system will have the ability to strike on its own. That is, the system is self-guiding and autonomous, it  only obeys the binary code sequences programmed into it by the ones who have been paid to fuck you over!!! Don't worry it will be ready next autumn! Similarly, Northrop Gunmen  (manufacturers) expects that unmanned stealth bombers will join the charge by 2018, and will have the same new sleek and stylish futuristic look of the X-47B; a stark contrast compared to the complete disarray, and chaos that will be left in its wake! Thankfully the unmanned machines will be armed with nuclear warheads. Just like in the movies!
OMG! OMG! OMG! Let me guess what happens next!

SWORD's

Although being removed from service after nearly terminating US soldiers when the system malfunctioned last year, and surely foreshadowing larger scale 'robots kill all humans' type calamities in the future, the SWORDS rover/ mounted gun robot is expected to be reintroduced after it is optimized through testing with the help of the now forced to be outspoken gay members of the American military.

Robo-chopp

Robotic gunship helicopters (Fire Scout MQ-8B UAV) is unique in that it is, alike the stealth fighters, completely autonomous. Thankfully, Human beings will be technologically obsolete long before humanity wakes up to realize that they have been tricked into thinking its natural to spend all of their hours working for piddly wages to make other people rich so they can use their sub par products to listen to prefabricated propaganda laden music and robochop will get a chance to pay itself off in death, destruction and profits of the multinational industries it will pave the road for.

Hackers & Crackers

Robotic gunship helicopters (Fire Scout MQ-8B UAV) is unique in that it is, alike the stealth fighters, completely autonomous. Thankfully, Human beings will be technologically obsolete long before humanity wakes up to realize that they have been tricked into thinking its natural to spend all of their hours working for piddly wages to make other people rich so they can use their sub par products to listen to prefabricated propaganda laden music and robochop will get a chance to pay itself off in death, destruction and profits of the multinational industries it will pave the road for.

Wireless chains

ABC reports on South Korea, (considered to be one of the most technologically advanced societies on 'the planet) that people routinely use their cell phones for everything ranging from a GPS, a debit card, and other other networked amenities such as human traffic warnings to coordinate the densely populated region! ABC was sure to beautify the concept so to warm Americans to the convenience of such dependence on teh global control grid, which will eventually be replaced with the ever more convenient microchip! Fascinating!

Considering 4 billion cell phones are registered throughout the world and that on any of these a persons location can be tracked via cell tower triangulation at any time, it should not be surprising to see why microchipping is merely just a perk to the establishment who has been onto you for years!

Similarly, Brazil will be putting tracking sensors in all new cars (Like the ones in all government vehicles, taxis, police cars in North America already etc) starting in august next year. Its quite possible that they are in most vehicles without consumers even knowing. As usual they are being marketed as being for the purpose of deterring theft, but wait wont that mean we will need less cops! Oh dont worry I am sure they will think of something!


Cybernetic and broke as F*%K

Inventor builds bionic arm for war vets which will be designed to be controlled by the muscular movement of the wearer. The device can be connected directly to motor nerves, and will be there for the soldiers who don’t die from exposure to cost effective depleted uranium shells and bad health care coverage for being pimped into blindly massacring people they were told were their enemies. The technology is only expected to cost between 40- 65 thousand dollars, an amount a soldier will earn in year or if Blackwater 3 months!!
Thank you neo-conservatism for overpriced corporate mercenaries to be paid in death and taxes!

Cont...

In addition to these liberating technologies, hyper-sonic aircraft will soon join the fight (which will  fly at mach 5 and have the mobility to be anyplace on earth in 2 hrs or less or 6500 km/ hr), tactical nukes, stun guns, E-bombs (high power microwave weapons, like neutron bombs that kill life and leave architecture in tact), information warfare using 'crackers' (communication hackers) to spread viruses which will require non-oppressive internet regulation, are all essential to the stupendous waste of humanities limited non-renewable resources and creative capacities on devices used to kill itself, with the added side effect of preserving the pension plans of rich arms dealers! For the record FadSmashers thinks that technology is great and is about as traditionalist in this respect as a blue tooth hero is to himself, it just chooses to be attentive to the fact that within a chaotic system anything that is put into the system will be absorbed into it in as un-utilitarian a fashion as possible.

TV is great... if it wasn't for fake news!

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Military recruiting gamers

For many of the upcoming robot wars, video gaming enthusiasts are preyed upon by military recruiters who hope to exploit their desire for cathartic carnage and hand eye coordination skills, to the end of forcing poor countries into complying with the rigged global game they have designed. The military has become quite explicit in its utilization of video games to encourage enrollment, not only in making its own video game, but doing routine video game tours across the US. Last year the US recruited 185, 000 people! It is thought that this high recruitment rate is due to the recession, and people with no other other option but to assist the US in terrorizing the world. In addition to an unbending committment of 1.2 trillion of US non existent funds to the military next year, the phrase military industrial complex has become hardened as yet another euphemistic household term used to illustrate the way things are. 

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Net Neutrality

If you are one of the many enlightened people who is sick and tired of the ability to freely express yourself without the help of redundant copyright restrictions, so you don't encroach on someone elses piece (oligopoly) of the fake free market your prayers have been answered! The Obama transition team is hoping to implement what will entail more severe copyright infringement safeguards which may result in the termination of a persons internet service… Because no judicial review is required in enforcing such a law it is expected that these decisions will be made subjectively and entirely in line with the interests of those who hide behind the title "the establishment", maybe a victim will be someone who may post a photo that doesn’t belong to them...

Similarly, Virgin media plans to introduce a network monitoring technology to specifically target and restrict bit torrent traffic. Torrents are a convenient way for people to share music, videos and other typically overpriced and inauthentic media (i.e. Tom Cruise films and Eminem) via the net.

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Thought Crime tech for  the 21st century

Nueroscientists at Carnegie Mellon University have been able to reproduce peoples thoughts on a screen using information acquired through measuring a persons brain activity by way of EEG and MRI technology. It was the first time anyone has been able to actually interpret what someone was seeing based on information collected from their brain. Someday it is hoped that the technology will be able to enhance communication (a low grade telepathy) or even record peoples dreams… yeah, sure, OK it all sounds like good thought suppressing fun, being able to control your robotic dog with your mind and drive your car with no hands, really it all sounds great!!! but...The hand eye/ coordination argument used by gaming enthusiasts as justification for letting their hours wilt away in someone else's virtual reality is expected to be devalued as an excuse for this gigantic waste of time, as the hands free mentally guiding interface is set to be integrated into games in the coming years. Gamers will have to rely on the "it develops strategic thinking skills" argument, or perhaps the its a good way to pass time, including that which involves eating, sleeping, spending time with your friends and family and last and least; reality. The CIA is hoping to live up to its role as a completley redundant institution used to oppress the world for the sake of rich people we will all never see in finding a way to utilize the technology to combat terrorists thought crimes such as: Eating organic food is good, terrorists are people too, 9/11 was a scam, the rich actually dont care about the poor and other crazy talk. 

Japanese researchers have been able to reconstruct an image of what a person was seeing based on an analysis of their visual brain function cortex was doing. The team clibrated a CPU program in order to eventually be able to see what a person sees. This is important find as this region of the brain is also operational when visualizing things or imagining. Thus they are approaching the ability to read minds. They claim that the information may lead to a way of recording dreams and communicating with vocally challenged patients and not by the CIA

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A Canadian man has built himself a girlfriend for only 20,000$. The man is unsurprisingly said to live with his parents. He claims that she is the perfect woman because she works 24/7 and doesn’t need food or rest, with the minor exception that she cant walk, or engage in a dialogue that he hasn’t programmed into it… He will continue to talk to it and pretend he isn’t talking with himself. Countless others with impractical expectations of other people, in their endless pursuit of re-enacting Hollywood fairytales, are predicted to follow in his footsteps… right after they get divorced from their integrated church and state marriage contracts! Meanwhile millions of people who are becoming ever more distanced from one another by a flawed individualist mindset, and attachment to the physical world, continue to not wonder why the world is so fucked! The man claims that the robot has censors around her body… yes even THERE too, but claims that he doesn’t sleep with it. Yeah. OK.
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PlayStation ‘home’ is releasing its own “second life” virtual reality ripoff in an attempt to create a rendered version of human beings lives, lives that they rendered from people on TV. The all encompassing virtual technology is expected to completely exhaust the remaining axonal connection between the two brain cells of the youthful generation that should be rebelling, but cannot due to dissuasive pedagogues called professors.
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Lockheed martin has tested a hovering robot which will round out the European missile shield, which is designed to shoot down the enemy ballistic missiles and countries it helped to create…
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The splendidly rich (who refuse to die) are planning on suspending themselves cryogenically in order to wait until the treatment based health industry has exhausted the funds of the people it refuses to cure, and the blissfully ignorant ziovisual anesthetized majority of humanity is systematically destroyed so life extending technologies and cures can be released for their exclusive use only. YAY!
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A report is released that promotes a video game that is expected to get kids reading (about video games). The one book of its kind available encourages kids to play video games and search for clues within a game that they will then have to apply to an activity book they must read in order to… play more video games (I.e. not play video games to read the book). This is expected to compliment their acquired need for sensationalist learning exercises instead of a refined enjoyment in expanding their minds and developing that which makes them human, which is way to ‘gay’ sounding by the highly developed VH1/ MTV American standards of education.
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A personalized web video service that is catered to your limited purview is coming soon. Video websites are developing the capabilities to serve up something that is tailored to your interest (theirs), with your help! It is expected that all those sites you gave your information too like facebook, are going to sell it to these companies, and assuming that cookies are enabled on your browser (which they pretty much have to be nowadays) they will be able to reinforce your own personalized reality, by sending you things you enjoy. This all sounds just great! But wait! This will encourage you to validate the info you put into these websites as it will be the only way of ensuring you are actually get what your looking for, and if your looking for some kind of surprise, and or something you don’t already know… Good fucking luck! Meanwhile facebook is being used by authorities abroad to hunt down bad guys and subpoena them to court, get ready for gestapo thrashing good times!
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