Instead of putting more money, mind and materials into the reconfiguration of our industry driven education system which at present emphasizes training obedience, instead of facilitating the growth of divergent thinking skills and promoting cooperative values to enable the next generation to communicate directly, in a non-conflicting, no-bullshit sort of way (knowledge SHARING, not hoarding or suppressing), instead of unrestrictingly exploring the extent of our psychological capacities, promoting interest in matters of society, galvanizing ourselves towards dismantling the corrupt monetary systems and industrial complexes and once and for all hoist the unnecessary limits which weigh on our potentials as human beings, we choose instead to willingly persist in the our embrace of the jingoistic distractions collectively referred to as SPORTS.

In any given sporting event you have winners and losers, a strictly capitalist jargon that has seeped into the low self-esteemed, warring halls of high schools, preparing adolescents for an adulthood of erudite starved dialogue, and patriotic flag waving assholedom.

Sports induced riots
As if the spectacle of sports in itself wasn’t enough to warrant mass sterilization, the madness is compounded thereafter by the actions of de-individuated hooligans who feel the need to turn this false excitement into a flurry of self-gratifying mischief and violence. This of course is only after teams they possessively refer to as ‘theirs’ have won a major sporting event (I.e. world cup, world series etc), ignorant to the fact that often, in what’s backwardly termed ‘professional’ sports, 90% of players on a given team are from a different state, or country; and are solely their for the ‘opportunity’ or $$$. What better way to celebrate the victory of ’your’ team then by taking to the street and enlisting yourself into a situation which allow you to further curb your common sense for the non-benefits of partaking in a group-thinking, hysterical fk around of senseless window smashing absurdity.

When someone tells you they don’t like sports, or ‘your‘ team, and upon realizing that they don’t embrace the same bullshit value system you bought into, reply with a dumbfounded misery loves company look on your face, and say “well what’s wrong with you?”

As if it wasn’t sufficient that sports were entirely useless in solving important real world CRISES, we have decided to eliminate the only possible utility of such idiocy (with its trivial potential physical health gains and promotion of exercise) to entirely demote ourselves to obsolescence to amuse our wannabee godlike fantasies in the virtual realm of video games. Regardless, these trivial gains in health through partaking in sports, can be easily supplemented with natural exercise, martial arts which emphasize meditation and discipline, allowing people to harness their very real psychosomatic strengthening and self-healing capacities so they don’t have to rely on unnecessary, over-priced, addicting psycho-pharmaceuticals. Even freeing up time to participate in mental exercise instead would suffice, which would enhance our critical thinking skills so not to permit the global fuck over by a hand full of elitist pedophiles that allowed us to get so fat in the first place. Never mind free energy MADDEN 2010 (to be released in 2009) BITCH!!!

But Nate “Many sports benefit the development of strategic thinking skills, and working as a team, especially games like football because of the complexity of the plays etc”. If I were to mistakenly dignify such jabberwocky I might say. “Listen you defenders of all that is senseless, ‘strategy’ and other Klingon warlike words derived from the pedagogy of defenders of the old mammalian world of conflict, territoriality and predation, reinforce notions that in order to advance as a species we must compete with one another, that progress relies one us hiking up one another’s egos, all so that when its time for the establishment to call us to war we will make more efficient killers.

Teamwork for the purpose of fking another team over is hardly enlightening. So how about instead of wasting billions of our time and money on these degenerate practices, that do absolutely nothing but distract us away from the force-feeding of lies into our craniums by the mainstream news, and the $ shaped dildo being jammed up our rear end by the people who print money, and authorize themselves to lend that which doesn’t exist, we organize ourselves and put these fkrs in jail and throw away the key OR simply STFU, worship the all mighty Obama we have been given to lie to us, put our fkn heads down and get back to work. Clearly I am not ashamed to be apart of this pathetic species of wasted potential, my soul doesn’t long to escape this prison, and I wouldn’t rather be a mind expanding fungi that just was.

Hero’s
In an effort to understand why people embrace such useless bullshit we can refer to the Jungian concept of the hero archetype. Jung proposed the THEORY of the collective unconscious which purports that there is a set amount of roles (niches/ personalities) human beings are capable of filling, grow into and idolize (i.e. the warrior, the mother, the brother, the authority figure etc.). The collective Unconscious is a semi-genetic pool of information collected throughout the evolution of our species that each of us continually draws upon to socially make sense of the world; most importantly it is wholly compromised of these archetypes (which are numerous). In the context of this theory, the allure to sports and envious adoration of athletes can be seen as inclinations towards archetypal figures such as the leader, the warrior, in essence; the hero.

The problem is these so called hero’s in question are not saving babies from burning buildings, rather they lead a pack of idiots who are warring for spectacle and money, they are not defending against any ‘evil’ except that which was created for entertainment purposes, thus their heroism is merely in relation to the misguided regard of dumbfk spectators.

The heroism then is determined in the relative importance of defeating another team and proving who is best at entertaining a mass of undeserving assholes. These hero’s are paid despicable amounts of fake money to play out our fantasies and distract human beings away from things of impending importance, things which would in fact benefit their lives in some way; like thinking. But forget all of that, continue to wear stupid hats, buy overpriced floor seats, ‘fan’ the flames, partake ritualistically, religiously splash your face with team colors like the fun-loving retards you are while your liberties rot like the remainder of your cerebrums, whatever you need to get through the day you totalitarian warranting impediments to tranhumanist progress.

THE MAIN EVENT
Entering the arena, with a fanatically commissioned bravery, and a programmed patriarchal longing to distance themselves from their animus (feminine side) for approval of a civilization of sluts and brutes, the gladiators roared into the arena to entertain the emperor (who the peasants had been growing weary off). He presented his subjects with this spectacle to satisfy their primal bloodlust, their intrinsic need for carnage, which allowed them the vicarious experience of pain.

The modern day malevolent marvels strutted their garbs fashioned by eastern hands, in eastern lands, branded with regionalist evoking emblems, endorsing shitty disposable products, valiantly entrancing the consumption machines away from contemplation of things geared towards actualizing their own best interests. In an effort to appease the carnal lusts and sadist amusement of the mammalian brain, these bouts were staged to entertain and satiate this over-socialized and hungry drooling beasts inclination to rebel . Perhaps this interest in adrenaline rushing, cathartic embrace of sports and hero’s is due to the repressive weight of ‘civil-lies-ation’ as so eloquently illustrated by Sigmund Freud. That is, because ‘civilized’ society forces us to repress our animalistic urges we need to sublimate these canned energies into socially acceptable acts. Instead of trying to transcend these evolutionary dictums which brought us to this high point of cranial capacity (which have reached a point of redundance due to something called "consiousness"), sports are simply their to propogate this primitive inclination so to keep us content and suspended in this second rate competitive capitalist fk around. This is so a few assholes, who someday hope to explore the cosmos, can suspend our creativity long enough that they can make robots to fulfill our menial slave roles we call 'jobs', modify themselves cyber-genetically and use the technology they hide from us to enable thier exploration of the cosmos.

WELL FK THAT SHIT SON!!!! I WANTS A SPACESHIP TOO BITCH!!!

Clearly this is well into the nonexistent future, but hopefully I have conveyed the point.

Superstardom
It should have been induced by now that I am in no way religious... That said I am not reserved in my criticisms of secular society in which we so confidently idolize the undeserving even though this is a step up from religion that idolizes the non-existing. It certainly wouldn’t be in our best interest to have our children adore Nobel laureates, or those who devote themselves passionately to furthering our understandings of this existence, even the mad scientists that work in secret special interest run government labs for fk sakes.

Instead, and with extreme complicity and veneration we encourage them to look up to these drawbacks to human cerebral potential. We would sooner send our gratitude the way of the dumbfk jock, who has their University paid for their ability to promote school spirit and breed more dumbfk jocks, training the next generation of mediocre minds in the art of patriotism. “But Nate this brings people together for a common purpose, it allows provides entertainment in an otherwise extremely stressful society, provides positive role models for our children, and promotes health and exercise” FK that, it unites people to rally around a useless activity and compete with one another like their long since phased out pre-hominid predecessors, Sports are a diversion, and the need for this kind of entertainment is what got us into this soon to be very real mess in the first place, I want my children to worship no one but admire people who show concern for others, not ones who are constantly trying to one up others, sports are not required to promote health and exercise. Had we focused our time on promoting education and thinking critically throughout the ages we would not have the malnutrition minds, and need this sort of fictional enticement to provoke the deflation of our fat asses. We instead chose the illusion of democracy over Socrates.

The Olympics/ and a world of 'piece'
A great way to ensure that nationalism continues to separate the world, and deeply engrain our lines in the dirt said to separate countries is the Olympiad.

In this micro rendition of capitalism called sports, players are mercenaries Vs. Domestic terrorists referees are the judiciary, fanatics are light/right paradigm worshipping peons, and the playing field is artificial turf, corporate team owners, money printing league owners.

The Players
THE HOME TEAM
In the globalist corner wearing the blue suits, Kevlar, tax dollars, health benefits and training in the art of enslaved slave driving, the one… the only…. Former football playing protectors of those that enslave them… LAW ENFORCEMENT. (Akin to the Harlem Globetrotters)

THE RIVALS
In the farthest and deepest corners of everywhere wearing the makeshift gas mask, and array of more evolved symbols it’s the NON REBELLING SLAVES WHO ARE SIMPLY THERE TO LOSE (Akin toThe Washington Generals). LOL!!! Also known as the domestic terrorists, anti-Americans, Lumpen-proletariat, activists and brown people supporters.

The fan and the fanatics
Also known as voters, peons, pawns, cattle, sheep, bench sitters, overzealous self-induced delusional ones, fashionably rebellious slaves, peasants and hyper-conformist assholes.

The referees
The hand picked Judiciary, which has a bias for what is said to be the home team.

That was then...

This is now...

And then there was the women who did nothing to discourage this meaningless act, but galvanize the mindfkd masses towards stroking these blokes false sense of importance. Concurrently suspending womens rights and encouraging the next generation of girls to not think whilst looking pretty and encouraging the idiocy that will be the death of their species.

The Mascots
As if the chauvinism of packs of wild brutes excited by dancing wenches wasn’t enough, superstition is introduced into this mess of idiocy via mascots, team emblems and ritual, encouraging uncritical support for the teams.

The league owners
Bankers

REBELLION IS A SPORT




Sincerely (Trapped in a body)

NATHAN HUMAN