Someday Fadsmashers will be forced to self-destruct. It will have become nothing more then an exhausted played out fad. It will breed a culture which will evolve through various fashionable phases, to the point in which it relies solely on rerun themes and predictable humor that fits within the guidelines of its traditions it will have accumulated. Tragically, what will come to mark its success, will be its own downfall. As such it will become obsolete in its entertainment value and useless as an activist tool. Anything fluid will eventually be solidified by the ‘machine’, and fadsmashers awareness of this principle does not make it immune. On a more optimistic note we are still in our Zygotic phase, and are hoping to stave off this inevitable downturn as long as possible! As refined as we would like to think our general outlook on life is here at Fadsmashers (something we humbly and at the same time boisterously 'concede') we (meaning me who I address in third person plural for dramas sake) realize that it is but another in a string of over-the-counter perspectives that has attempted to understand and explain how the world works, born out of a consumer market for truth, and thus is itself equally liable to be corrupted by the market forces it criticizes. The best we can do is keep listening to good fucking music and staying true to the eternal fadsmashers tenet of human social behavior that: if something is allowed to be popular, it is likely not true.

Thus, the following is an overview of the diverse array groups and their perspectives that one will encounter on their way journey in what is commonly and mistakenly referred to as "seeking truth", (i.e. not craft an image for themselves,  or an attempt to fit in to a group, not a quest to possess exclusive knowledge, or  to aspire to be morally or intellectually superior) rather an actual attempt at understanding all or any part of the secretive agenda being pushed forth by those who quite simply created the fake economy. Seeking to know ‘the truth’ in this sense is basically seeking to know how society works, it is not concerned with the superior question of the meaning of life (real Truth). But, this is not to discourage one in their quest of factoring out the earthly matrix of corruption, but this should not be confused with a quest for 'T'ruth, something that arguably isn’t contingent on the activities of a few monkeys on a spinning alienated rock. Finding Truth with a capital T requires we go beyond our fixation with the moral deviations of a corrupted world, it should not be confused with understanding how the world works. So in the meantime we can benefit by organizing these various understandings of how the world works into one long winded sarcastically illuminated spectrum called the propaganda gradient. I have organized what I will call 'media subcultures ' ranging from the most simplistic to the most dynamic in terms of its fundamental beliefs about the world. This is not to say that truth is dynamic and complex, but to show how these belief systems compound on one another, and how messy the whole situation has become. We will proceed from the lowest of the low, the "Fox news viewer" or what I like to call "complete and utter fucking morons", progressing up to those who have more critical and refined views, and ultimately come full circle back to a position of social immobility as expressed in the philosophy of nihilism. The essential thesis here is that one form of propaganda is not enough to suppress the interests of a post-modern/ information age population, a multi-leveled propaganda effort is necessary to suppress the  hi-tech and eccentric demands of the consumer population. In our current capitalist/ free-market system consumer demand is met with supply, no matter what the commodity/ information required, if you want it and it’s plausible, someone will make it and sell it to you. Not only is their special interests at work who dictate what information we receive, but it is facilitated by a flawed economic system that seeks to exploit progressive endeavors at every end. This is why its so imperative that when aligning ourselves with a cause we  familiarize ourselves with its implications, that we analyze it from all levels to ensure that our good will is not exploited. Many of these theories of worldly corruption will attempt to tie themselves to the big Truth (i.e. elites possess esoteric knowledge of the universe that they are not disclosing... type thing), for these theories their movement truly has become a religion of sorts, thus many of my classifications for groups will have subgroups comprised of a pragmatic and idealistic versions , the latter being a little more... out there. It should be obvious that this is entirely laced with my own bias, and will likely insult many. Enjoy!

Everyone with an interest in their Orwellian world will have that interest catered too, and should they happen to actually discover 'truth' they likely won’t live long enough to take it to the bank.

1). Complete and Utter Fucking Morons/ Primary/ Direct/ simplistic propaganda

I am not a biological determinist, but it may be the case that inbreeding has 'corrupted this groups capacity to make informed decisions (or to even have 'a' thought) this is not to say I desire a eugenics program to thin them from the population, nor is it an attack on those who are spiritually bound in organized religion; its just a fact, these people are typically dirt fkn dumb, and therefore act as a focal point for many of my cathartic discharges, and keep alot of other critics employed too. I have met many religious people who are more socially and politically enlightened but not the people in this group. The sad thing is that alot of these people (as with all groups) think they are morally superior; they actually believe the shit that they say. Anyone who watches Fox News in order to be informed and not to be entertained is likely to be the first person who shouts you down in your quest for truth, their criticisms will be ridden with propaganda clichés such as God hates you for not supporting war, that to think clearly is anti-American etc. These people in short are complete and utter fking morons, who outside of being appreciated for their sentience, should have their opinions completely ignored, namely because they are not their own, they are programmed thinking animals, their opinion is complete shit, there is no simpler way to put it. The blindly believe any and everything they are told from the most degenerate media they can find, outside of emitting carbon these people are completely useless to mankind, they are defenders of the past. This group is also the ones most commonly referenced as sheep by all other groups; essentially this is the thick of the flock.

PRAGMATIST version

a) Some of these individuals exercise a simplistic moronic view, i.e. that people hate them for their freedoms. Little depth, no real insight, completely one sided and biased.

IDEALIST version

b) Others exhibit a more dynamic attitude and graduate from the Bill O’Reilly perspective to one of Rush Limbaugh, who purport a vast left wing/ communist conspiracy to take over the world… A bit more depth, some insight, still completely one sided and biased.

Nemesis: Anyone who doesn't take the bible literally but namely moral morons (discussed next). Also likes prodding 'twoofers' (group 4).

Political disposition: Right wing/ conservative

Characteristics: Jocks, religious fundamentalists, bigots, oblivious fascists

Exploited emotion: Fear/ Anger

Exploited by: Republicans, capitalists, war profiteers, Religion etc.

Media Source: FOX news, CNN, The Jerusalem Post

Whose to blame: Muslims, brown people and anyone who doesn't claim to love Jesus. Their is no disdain for the system, only the 'others'.

2). Moral Morons/ 1st level secondary/ indirect/ complex propaganda

These people see through the deception of conservative media, and drop anchor in the self-proclaimed leftist media zones, or what are referred as leftist or liberal forms of media when contrasted with the shit stream of information spewed by their conservative counterparts. O'Reilly Vs Olberman is about as deep as this rabbit hole is going to go. They will battle with one another about token left Vs. Right issues but seldom mediate anything of real value. If alarm bells didn’t start ringing when ‘right wing media’ labeled this form of media ‘liberal’ it’s likely you are at this phase. People who get caught in this net are usually more moral people who are not so easily convinced by religious delusions and patriotism. In fact they are mostly democrats, are better educated (As it is fact that democrats have higher IQs), and like to think that they are informed. However, their liberalism is fashionable, they are the kind of people who will critique fox news coverage of Gaza events but not NBC, because they cannot see the deeper deception involved with NBC news, or BBC or any supposed liberal news agency. Maybe they will shop green not because of the impact they will have but because it is the in thing to do. They will revere token liberal personalities like Keith Olberman, and they just love to think that George Bush is the root of the world’s problems, and that if he died all corruption would cease. In addition they are currently the bulk of the American population and comprise most of Obama’s voting base, they merely align themselves with what appears to be more socially acceptable or morally developed but safe. They are the cool kids in school who weren't jocks. They are morons because although they want to end world hunger, and want world peace, their understanding doesn’t go beyond the Wall st Vs. Main street debate, they simply have conceded upon the lesser of two polluting mainstreams of information. As such their opinions they fashion around the information they collect from this 1st line propaganda should be regarded for what it is. Complete shit that is devoid of any depth or holistic understanding of what is actually occurring.  

Nemesis: Complete and Utter Fkn morons, and ironically also anyone who thinks 9/11 was a complete scam (it is these people who are the 'debunkers'.

Political disposition: Left wing/ liberal/ secularist

Characteristics: Less orthodox in their religion, semi-cultured

Exploited emotion: Sadness, empathy

Exploited by: Democrats, capitalists (covertly)

Media Source: Any token liberal media, CBS, ABC, BBC, CBC, NBC

Whose to blame: Bill O'Reilly (people and the system)

3) The Romantics/ 2nd level propaganda

-These are more radical leftist people who are perhaps even militant in their defence of which ever party is said to represent the leftist (socialist/ progressive) line of thinking. They are passionate people you will find on picket lines and exotic coffee shops everywhere, but when it comes to their comprehension of the big picture, they live in a world in which they actually believe and/ or hope that government will develop a sense of virtue as evidenced in their countless attempts to choke out corporate weeds with grassroots activism. They shake their fists at corporate logos, they are rebelling but do not know really know why. They may throw up banners that say free Palestine (most likely ones which say "form a pali/ Israeli joint state") but they have no understanding nor concern for the secretive forces who exploit these enmities, their attention is focused on their elementary understanding of "the machine" they rage against this "machine" because they have been conditioned with the Ghandi myth that they should not rage against people; that the state of the world involves a blame shared by us all equally, they actually believe that peaceful protest allowed India to be freed from Britain  (this isn't true as many post colonial linkages remained), they have been conditioned to think that anything in excess of this constitutes violence or terrorism and they are scared to death of ever having to partake in a real revolution which would require them to fight. I am not necessarily condoning such a thing, an unorganized resistance would likely amount to a system that is worse. In many respects these people are very practical; they keep their protests around issues that, regardless of their sub-level importance, allow for achievable goals and outcomes. Another thing about these people is that they usually believe the official 9/11 story sold by the mainstream media, even though they primarily don’t rely on mainstream media, usually leftist indy sites, grass roots activism etc. They are still hardwired into the left/right paradigm; they are the more radical Obamians that one may have found themselves paling around with from time to time. Essentially these people are the first to intensify the Hegelian dialectic, and its not inclusive to all who hold picket signs, many as we will see have a more developed socio-political outlook. People in this group have medium depth to their views, they watch shows like democracy now, and read Naomi Klein and Noam Chomsky, they also probably listen to a lot of kick ass music while shaking their fist at the Neo-cons. But do they really know? Hell no.

Nemesis: The proverbial 'man'/ corporations, and anyone who drives an SUV.

Political disposition: Extreme left/ socialist/ Marxist/ Liberal Feminist/ environmentalist/ Takes the 'Zeitgeist' perspective that injustice is caused by flaws in the system and not humans that occupy roles within it.

Exploited emotion: Euphoria, happiness

Exploited by: Watered down versions of ancient eastern wisdom's like yoga and Feng Shui. Taken in by eco-capitalist green initiatives, and all of the token hippy subcultural elements.

Characteristics: Marijuana! Transcendentalist, humanist, whimsical

Media source: Democracy now, may listen to Coast to Coast with Art Bell

Whose to blame: The corporations (the system)

4) The Twoofer

I hate to use this derogatory term which was designed by ‘moral morons’ (shills) to stifle this groups attempt to get to the root of global corruption, but in many instances... they deserve it. These people self-proclaim as 'truthers', add a little Elmer Fudd and someone who needs a cheap ad hominem attack to support their flawed understandings of 9/11 and they will morph this into the term 'twoofer'. The name emerged in a facebook group called 9/11 conspiracy morons, a group run by a bunch of athiest assholes who are dumb enough to blindly defend to the death of themselves the official narrative of 9/11. Fuck these people and their cries for attention. But in addition, fuck alot of these twoofers too! These people can come from anywhere along the political spectrum but will likely have been previously indoctrinated with some conservative values, hence one of the primary motivations for understanding here is self-preservation. They are survivalists. Some may go as far as using instances of global injustice towards their own political ends. For instance, for the sake of their own self-preservation, they may align themselves with pro-Palestine causes or the like, in order to bolster support for their own political agenda (one in which most twoofers are unaware of). They are a progressive anomaly of sorts in that they seek to preserve their liberty by fighting corrupt forces, but to a point that is borderline selfish, almost as if they are dictators in waiting... They typically immediately stop at the first explanation of global corruption they are sold (i.e. that the world is run by a group of tight knit elites who partake in cult rituals and want to destroy us all to fulfill and live out their satanic fantasies yattayattayatta). Thus most of these people are powered by religious motives as well, but unlike the Fox News viewers (a group they argue with alot) they are slightly more enlightened in that they see the negative aspects of the inevitable one world government, and use it to validate their religion, talking about things like the mark of the beast and microchipping, population control and being whats called 'pro-life', being anti-immigrant and nationalist etc. They tend to call everyone else sheep, and in some respects they are correct, but they have merely stopped at the next plateau towards the peak of knowledge, with which many uncritically accepted as easily as they at one time accepted moronic propaganda… Twoofers will usually believe anything that isn’t mainstream, from alien conspiracy theories to sterilizing flu shots they believe it all. Underlying all of it is the notion that any world government is bad. Period. These people are in it for the fear factor, the adrenaline rush involved in ruminating about our imminent destruction. The self fulfilling aspect of this scenario is something they will at some point be forced to reconcile, that is, their beliefs are challenged by the mainstream, they have a vested interest in the corruption occurring so not to come off as a quack! But don’t stop for these hysterical yaks on your journey, there are still more developed bullshit perspectives to explore. There are two distinct kinds of twoofer:

Pragmatic- Believes that the world is run by a group of elites who want a one world government. They lean towards the alarmist fearmongering of one Alex Jones for insights about this conspiracy. They believe that their counterparts (Idealists as explained below) are a part of the conspiracy, alike anyone else who disagrees with them.

Idealistic- Believes that the world is run by X, who wants a one world government. (Substitute X with aliens, reptilians, cyborgs or anything you choose, so long as it isn’t plain old humans who want money and power, that doesn’t cut it; because the thing is these people are attempting to knit the grand truth with regards to the meaning of life as we know it, with these worldly issues)

* Both of these sub-groups claim that the other is disinformation.

Nemesis: The first three groups (Mainstream media, anything within left-right paradigm), but namely the "globalists" (communists and fascists)

Characteristics: Indignant, paranoid, excitable

Exploited emotion: Fear, hysteria, excitement

Exploited by: Survival capitalists, political campaigns (i.e. Ron Paul), the establishment as they are scared into submission.

Political Disposition: Mostly anti political spectrum/ libertarian

Media Source: (progressing in absurdity) Alex Jones,  Jeff Rense, David Icke, Tsarion.

Whose to blame: People in power (not the system)

*Note: Fadsmashers offers no comment on the issue of sterilizing flu shots!

5) The enlightened twoofer

Although less hysterical in their attitude towards corruption they still challenge the system  and its corrupt proponents but from a more enlightened perspective, one that namely; isn’t selfish. If one were to place these people on Kohlberg’s scale of moral development they would score very high in empathy. They realize that one world government isn’t necessarily a bad thing if the best interests of humanity are kept in mind, and are far more optimistic then their twoofer counterpart who get their kicks off of talking about how big, their big brother really is. Essentially they are more idealistic then their survivalist twoofer counterparts, They may advocate ideas such as the resource based economy paradigm as explained in the documentary Zeitgeist. As the name explains, this group leans toward the idea that our conditioning (the system) is more to blame then the people functioning within it. A defining factor of this group is a shared repulsion towards organized religion. Another primary difference between them and sub-level twoofers is that these people think that communism (or a system which resembles it that is free from religion and money) is not only ideal, but achievable, whereas twoofers are primarily defenders of the free market, only asking that there is gold to back up the corruption... Its important to note that these peoples pursuit of truth differs from the twoofer in that spirituality is a motive for their movement.

Nemesis: Religion, the first 3 groups, and to a lesser extent group 4, with which it shares beliefs with regards to what the problem is but differs in terms of solutions.

Political Disposition: Communism in an idealistic sense (i.e. not Maoist, or Stalin). Anarchism.

Characteristics: A blend of both sacred and mundane truth seeking behavior, eccentric.

Exploited emotions: Euphoria, love.

Exploited by: Potentially can be exploited by a corrupted communism and or political campaigns, although it also lends its support to libertarianism.

Media Source/ Example: Zeitgeist

Whose to blame: Everyone (the system)

6) The 'Groups 1-5 are shills (people who are being used) anti-Zionist/  Anti-Jew

Apart from being a refined in its view that revolutions are not televised, that things and people like Ron Paul and Alex Jones are if not willingly part of the deception, just another oblivious gear in the system, this perspective has shortcomings of its own. For one it uses the term Zionist in the sense that it is really referring to a Jewish gang of sorts that rules the world, although it doesn’t say this. This viewpoint has the side effect of causing pro-Jewish/ pro-Zionist organizations more leverage in their points of strength within the system. This group mainly receives criticism from people claiming it is being anti-Semitic (a flawed criticism but in some senses accurate). This too is yet another level of the deception, they want people to think that if the Jews were 'regulated' then our society would mirror perfection, that anywhere their is a problem in society, there is some group (defined by culture, religion) that is responsible. This group suffers criticism mainly from the "second level fucking morons" who in an attempt to display their humanity blindly defend anything Jewish people do using their karma earned from the "holocaust". In the end those at this level have their ideas exploited. Primarily they invite all sorts of criticism, and are easily labeled as terrorists. Their hatred for Jewish people is harnessed to enhance the global panopticon and used as the premise for implementing unnecessary standards of domestic security in any country allied with Isis-Ra-El. They make valid criticisms including some of their attempts at disclosing the details surrounding the holocaust, and their facts regarding which group has an insanely disproportion of wealth and power in the world etc. The problem is a stereotypical one, the intellectuals of this vein suffer from doings of the more reactive indignant ones who blacken their movement. Idiots who paint swastikas on their head and practice overt racial hatred, really dont do much for this group which is comprised of alot of people who have reasonable questions. Osama Bin Laden in addition to Adolf Hitler have done a lot to tarnish the credibility of this group! The most defining characteristic of this group is that they refute notions of 'the machine', they believe that the machine does not exist, and that it is only a select 'breed' (or creed) of people who are the scorn of the world. In fact anyone who tells you there is a 'machine' is said to be a shill (someone who is working for them). Just because these people are number 5 doesnt mean it is necessarily a 'better' perspective, its just that within its own world paradigm 1-4 would all be enemies.

Nemesis: Anything Jewish (Mainly anything from some extremists perspective)

Political Disposition: Thinks politics is largely a Jewish contrivance; a distraction but has some similarities with libertarianism.

Characteristics: So marginalized that they can become very defensive, even moreso then the twoofers. Typically marginalized for being anti-Semitic, although this vague and inaccurate term doesn't do justice to the complexity of their miguidedness. In reality they are a gang who is after a gang...

Exploited emotions: Jealousy, resentment, anger

Exploited by: Potentially exploited by the same pro Israeli-fascists who emerged out of Nazi Germany, and also used as an excuse by the establishment to warrant censorship. In addition they hatred of Israel (which stems from their hatred of Jews) is used by AL CIAdas terrorists as an excuse for the crimes they commit.

Media Source: Eric Hufschmidt, Prothink

Whose to blame: Take a wild guess! (hint: people)

7) The anti-political/ religious Zionist

This person is beyond noting that a significant portion of the world’s wealth resides in Jewish hands and or Jewish endorsing hands criticizes the political/ economic Zionist element. It seeks accountability and responsibility with power that is earned via global capitalism, and the spoils of private banking...  However it also realizes how hatred toward any group is exploited and used against the person, and that the circle of friends extends well beyond Jews, it encompasses all appendages of the oppressive social apparatus from police to politicians. it doesn’t deal with the Talmud, or challenge the religious beliefs nor culture of the Jews themselves. Rather, it uses Zionist as a blanket term to describe those who support Israel no matter what creed or ethnicity they are apart of, as it is taken that those who support Israel indirectly support the oppressive global military industrial complex. Thus people at this level are against political Zionism, but not Jews because they realize that any generalization or stereotype will be collaterally damaging and simply make matters worse, thereby playing into the 'gangs' plan for worldwide hysteria and a super charged Zio-facist one world dictatorship (involving lots of coca-cola, expensive gas and overpriced meds!).

Nemesis: Zionism and its supporters, may be anti anglo-zionist, christian zionist etc.

Characteristics: Rationalists, empiricists, positivist, more appropriatley termed "my-onist". 

Exploited emotions: Empathy

Exploited by: Potentially exploited by anti-Jew movement, and anything surrounding the Zionism Vs. World distraction.

Political Disposition: Thinks politics is largely a Anglo-Zionist contrivance; a distraction and has equal empathy towards the lessertards in society as they do hostility for those at the top. Thinks religion is a oppressive social institution no matter if its judaism, christianity, islam, should be limited in its influence on government affairs both domestic and (now) global.

Media source: Fadsmashers, The Fkn News

Whose to blame: The people and the system

8) The "it’s all a bullshit liability/ cynically optimistic/ but I still am compelled to care" perspective

This person is well aware of the mass corruption that has become embedded in human social behavior, although they (being true skeptics) don’t settle for anyone else’s answers. These are ultra-skeptical people who still may have some leanings toward number 7, but realize how all dialectics exhaust people’s energy and can be exploited too. It is a point of confusion in which if one were to progress forward they would likely be shot.

Nemesis: Anything that is a part of popular culture or a developed sub culture.

Political position: Fuck politics

Characteristics: Eccentric, cultured, rationally minded.

Exploited emotions: Happiness (laughter)

Exploited by: Nathan Human

Media Source: Fadsmashers, FKn News,

Whose to blame: People and the system

9) The Philosopher
This person knows all media is bullshit, but doesn’t care, as they realize their probable insignificance in the grand scheme of things and don’t take this life’s material realities and injustices too seriously. Sure there may be global corruption occurring but what significance does this have on the universe… time and space?

Nemesis: People with beliefs about anything they purport as being factual.

Political disposition: Undecided, agnostic.

Media Source: Socrates

Exploited by: The thieves stealing your money in the real world!

Exploited emotions: hopelessness

Whose to blame: Anything and everything is a consequence of what happened before... maybe.

10) The Nihilist 
Last but not least are people who don’t even care to watch the news, they are not even necessarily dumb, they just simply do not care in anyway whatsoever, they are completely apathetic.

Nemesis: No one in particular.

Characteristics: Nothing worth noting.

Exploited emotion: Apathy

Exploited by: N/A

Political disposition: WTF is politics?

Media Source: Anything but news.

Whose to blame: What was the problem?

One thing is clear, there are alot of people in this world living off the backs of others, so don't be afraid to get your feet wet in some new perspectives, but remember if you buy the ticket... get ready for the ride!

The Digital Persona
Facebook would ultimatley be the death of us. All minds will be rendered into a mass of pulsating, eclectic, digital confusion. What at first was seen as communicative empowerment will prove fruitless in preserving the freedom from which it was said to have spawned from. Because with such potential for communication, comes an even greater more refined socio-psychological coercion. Orwell eat your fkn heart out. The allure to abuse this medium will cause online identity related psychiatric disorders relating to incongruent distorted self-images, opening up a new market niche for profit driven psychopharmacology, it will impede the development of social skills, facilitate emotional regression and the further infantilization of western society, thereby degrading social communication, turning adults old and young, into naïve and dependent children who will be endowed with infinite recess in the virtual playground that is… Facebook. It will be used as a tool to set the trends of culture, and to monitor, and co-opt dissent. Herding and watching one another with conscientious news feeds, ‘users’ will police themselves, they will ensure that IF YOU DARE SAY SOMETHING OUTSIDE THE NORM WE WONT TALK TO YOU, rounding out the surveillance apparatus synoptically. Every click, every piece of information is summated and calculated… statistically analyzed… into a sea of numbers that will become culture. It will compose every conceivable inclination of every human being, it will know you better then you know yourself; your psyche will have been completed rendered into digital format in facebook servers.

The cumulative scum on the toilet of capitalism referred to as marketers and advertisers will be there ensure you become a more refined and specialized consumer, while information is pumped freely into the global panoptical matrix, this digital culture will be at the whim of the input function of those who own the free market calculator… all under the soon to be omnipotent auspices of the proverbial mindfk big brother. Go the fk back to sleep.

Hardwiring the self
How cryptic you may say? Fk rights homie, and its gets better in a real fkn worse kind of way. Clearly the best thing for a society of depressed, melancholic, insatiable, sensation seekers… those superficial, whiny snivelling, “me, me, me” hardwired and gridlocked little bitches euphemistically referred to as westerners is another way to further convolute and distort their self image, and further corrupt their ability to communicate with one another in person. This new system of control will effectively preserve the post-modern sociological stasis, sustaining a do nothing society of activists advocating financed rebellion, further impeding the speed of what is perceived to be social progress, the best shall prefer complete societal egress. But human is, human does, considering the consequence of how our herd stupidity (that can be rightly attributed to our miscommunication with one another) could be exponentially exploited, through the use of digital communication we were given by the almighty… Facebook. Heaven forbid we encourage this abuse, and fulfill such a prophecy but a medium that grows by over 150% a year is perpetually approaching this end. Perhaps it was inevitable in light of globalization. And surely its convenience will override any clandestine purpose it may have for us… For now… yes… for now. But as much as good natured and thinking people would like to think that this system would assist social progress and activism they forget that in a semi-anonymous platform like Facebook, moles, shills, and provocateurs are easily turned loose on the crowd, the greater the medium of communication so to is the greater capacity for the powers that be to use it against those in the process of liberation.

Digital self-love
Humanistic psychologists use terms like the ‘real self’ and ‘ideal self’ to represent who we are, and what we would like to be, respectively. It is commonly accepted that the more overlap between what we are (real self) and what we hope to be (ideal self) is indicative of a greater psychological congruency (sound psychological health). With the advent of Myspace, MSN, and most definitively Facebook, assholes of all shapes and sizes, cultural backgrounds and social strata now have the opportunity to optimize , glamorize and exaggerate themselves (their ideal selves) to the public through profiles avatars, albums pictures, stating their interests, beliefs, accomplishments, favourite quotes and other forms of virtual cosmetology. All of the aforementioned features overemphasizes their perceived strengths and is entirely negligent to their weaknesses, replacing the holistic view of a person with one of steadfast optimism. This sanguine fragment of ourselves that we project onto facebook is what Jung would call the opposite of our ’shadow’, but I wont get into that. The real self is severely underrepresented, never once will you see a facebook question asking what it is you lack, or what weakness you may possess, because surely we are all high end, cyber-psychological super humans who possess no imperfections, and never use toilets. Without a doubt, dumbfk profile snoops who sleuth our profile in search of something human will be fooled into thinking that we are something we are not! Tragically the real flesh and crusted bones of a person, chalk full of the imperfections that make them human that changes and grows await to be met outside this downgraded communication medium by people they have duped into accepting as friends.

The process of digitizing oneself consists of objectifying yourself, freezing yourself in time. Simply it creates the illusion that you exist in a two dimensional world, where everything is at it appears on the surface and there is no depth or substance worth probing that underlies anything about you. An objectified brain-dead idiot fk. Thus everyone is processed as amodern day superstar, projected out into the self-conscious news feed. In the same way the deluded reverence gained from self-portrayal of their desired/deceptive image may bring a false sense of confidence in ones worth, fuelling egoism or have the converse effect of making someone feel completely useless and unwanted, but don’t worry Facebook is program to wish you happy birthday. Overly attentive to their digitized self they will invest absurd amounts of time and effort in place of the one they are forced to communicate with in real life. Ignoring and adding to the shame of how they actually are and perceive their real selves to be. The trivial dangers pertaining to online disclosure (i.e. random friend adds, and the prospect of getting your information and/ or identity stolen, sought out by an employer, stalked, gawked at etc.) are quite obvious, but that is the least of our problems.

We must now take a break so I can upgrade my status
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Online Persona
We can analyze people’s persona by being attentive to what they have paid attention to in crafting their grandiose profile; assuming they will do so in way that they feel characterizes who they are. This is far more evident in ridiculous 3d virtual reality programs like second life, who scream “I am a fkn retard who deserves oppression by a tyrannical hand for leaving the real world to rot, and denying my real self”.

In these programs people create alter egos, and exaggerated versions of themselves, typically in the perceived likeness of their ideal selves. Sure some people enjoy it because they can bypass the judgment laden process of real time communication and boost their self-esteem in this heartless society of sterotypified alienated assholes, but have some self-respect, don’t buckle to what people think, and learn to swear damn it really loud, say FK YOU (WHILST IN A RESTAURANT) LOUD AND SPORADIC… COMPLETELY INFRINGING ON THE SPACE OF THE NEXT ASSHOLE!!!!! IF ANYONE ELSE IS BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR FREEDOM RUN THOSE FKRS INTO THE ETERNAL DITCH OF 2ND BESTS!!!!! YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT EXISTS!!!!!OUTS THE WAY BEEEEEEITCHS!!!! OUTS THE MUTHA FKN WAY!!!!ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!

I assure you its beyond tourettes.

HYPOCRISY 101
Now look… like I am one to fkn talk, I spend so much fkn time on this infernal life sucking data receptacle disclosing everything and anything about every passing moment in my life for the benefit of the CIA and the local police department, but I clean up real well... Fuck you into eternal damnation facebook you soul sucking piece of shit.

Without a doubt, what I do could be considered domestic terrorism if I were an American… and some of the people I associate with well shit… Put it this way if the market built on idiocy adapts the structural hardware of Nazism 2.0 they would be quite succinctly Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition! Storm trooped, battered and bruised. SO LETS SCREW OURSELVES RIGHT!!!!!!

Yes it is true I am a complete facebook addict, so why don’t you kill me. In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey with butane in my veins and… well you get the fkn point… I quit smoking you know… but not this shit, because you thought-policing swine (I have almost completely given up on saving), are still worth more to me than cancer. What can I say I am a real stand up guy... The point is hypocrites can still be right, and I intend to continue abusing this principle liberally. I do this on company time, so please spare me the ‘I am a social superstar condescending cliché’, “why don’t you get out more” pitch… been there done that, could be there in 5 minutes, so how about you STFU and retreat back to a life of uncritical servitude and complacency, allow me to exploit this potential for cranial activity. Please allow me to waste company time, and live vicariously through my news feed that documents the witless self-entranced escapades of moronic assholes who are quite content not going beyond cheap thrills and getting jiggy with it! I realize that I am short-changing my very short life, along with all those of those of the other halfwit numbskulls, who will never know how ‘cool’ I was capable of being in person. But at least I am not blowing up buildings like the USA and blaming it on people trained by the CIA. Fk… like how pathetic would that be.

Inner digitized children
The increasingly infantile baby faced nature of western society that is abetted by feign, soulless, horseshit commercial jingles being passed of as rock and roll, an ever more backward education curricula (unleashing droves of brainwashed patriotic assholes into the shopping malls), adults living with parents, mass marketers exploiting our pursuits to greater self-understanding, counterproductive drug laws, hurtin Albertans, high divorce rates, psychotropic dependent optimism and Viagra, is now being complimented by the digital playgrounds of Facebook. Facebook has a growing demographic of older users: cougars, has-beens, Joe six packs, Joe plumbers, Joe funkn blows, full blown conformists, grandmas, and grandpas who seek to reinsert themselves into the popularity contest and extend their identity crisis long after they have lost their ability to reproduce naturally and are supposed to be preaching wisdom and bestowing generosity. Sucked in by the prospect of staying connected and keeping tabs on their loved ones, they quickly grow used to having to tend to a insincere online image, thereby regressing to a dissonant teeny bopper state of role confusion. No longer is it necessary to go and get a job and get married right after high school as 3rd world peasants and illegal immigrants will work for us, and we never have to settle on anyone in particular as monogamy has been replaced by a sequential polygamy, we are free to have an uncommitted divorcing fuck of an extended good time. Save your mid-life crisis for your mid 60's okeee? There is plenty of time for you to sell your self to advertisers on facebook, well beyond the age you are forced to retire. Online communication mediums facilitate the furthering of role confusion and extend teenage identity crises well into our senior years, going hand in hand with the postmodernist mindfk atmosphere of our modern day and age. NO HORSING AROUND ON THE MONKEY BARS ASSHOLES.

Now that we have achieved a near dystopic technocratic mindfk society in which alienating technologies, exploitation of 3rd world labour and processing of all human activities through a structured institutionalized one size fits all FK U method of social control, we all have free time which needs to be filled with the self-loving pursuits of virtual social superstardom. Luring us into the ultimate domain of social control known as FACEBOOK. With this of course comes a new battle to be won with ones self-esteem, and an ongoing one in which everyone now gets a resurging 15 minutes of fame, like a gambler on a slot machine. Wow, look at me…

Yeah… look at you… you are “sane” eh???? Well I’ll be damned ,aren’t you the fkn cats meow, just the coolest fkn thing alive, wipe that fake photoshopped smile off your face jerk.

How beyond what epitomizes the term ‘pathetic’ is that? Well take a look at my profile picture and make up your own mind! What the fk was I thinking. Shoot me, for falling into the fad that was myself (Fadbusters # 12). In my social news feed my own personalized version of “everyone” awaits with a neat little play by play of your dimwitted mindfk follies. When I am bored I can demonstrate just how much of a loser I have devolved to by commenting on peoples status updates YAY!!!! And steep even lower to reply to comments of comments on those updates, that’s the point at which ones existence is becoming only slightly redundant! Shoot me right now.

The meaningless messaging medium

In this era of halfwit small talk and hum drumming moronic embrace , it is quite fitting that our primary means of communication has been downgraded from an art which permitted variability’s such as tonality, emotional conveyance, pitch, volume, emotional variation etc. and has been reduced to minimalist text-based communication the depth of which DOESN’T GO BEYOND CAPS!!! No longer are we forced to interpret the human-ish emotional responses via telephone or Face to face conversation. And god… some of the bullshit exchanges of uptight yuppity people whose depth of communication is like up to my fkn ankles, with there use of acronyms and this new age MSN speak, makes me really want to off myself. Why don’t you talk about things that matter you brainwashed slaves like:

The 9/11 commission report is challenged by thousands of scientists, researchers, pilots who have been blackballed by the mainstream mindfk media, Israel is a country created to provoke conflict with the side effect of oppressing the Palestinian people, Iraq is and always has been an illegal occupation, to funnel money into military based companies whose stock is owned by those who started the war, Provocateurs are used in both Canada and US protests to legitimate the use of violence by police, and suppressing any dissenting voices, 3rd world resource and labour exploitation predatory lending etc, Troops are in Afghanistan defending a pipeline, That ‘the military industrial complex’ is not natural, nor justified in any way whatsoever, The media is FUBAR, The coming war with Iran, That private banking is a crime, The concept of money, and how it actually works

Israeli soldier guarding against terrorists (lower right)


JUST GO BACK TO GETTING JIGGY WITH IT, WHILE I IMPUTE UPON THEE A UNRELENTING RECALCITRANT RAGE… ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Or just circulate links of sub-level importance, small-talk around the water cooler, dignify wholly deceptive mainstream media distractions, for your own amusement and be surprised when it doesn’t help OKEE?

So not only are the words, and mannerisms accompanying communication being pre established for us by the existing establishment, now we have been limited in using the mainstream tongue we have been given to an unemotional textual form. And because we are so self-conscious and ‘busy‘ buying shit and abusing our minds, seldom would we actually want to talk face to face with anyone anymore, it is too much of a security risk talking to someone you don’t know in the street, its best to fly by one another in our communicative prisons called cars unable to communicate with everyone else in this cyber fk society of alienated assholes who lack the volition to even write the word FUCK in caps, because that would mean that we would have to not worry about what a bunch of other MORONIC FKN YAHOOS think, and maybe even reveal their true selves, an ability which diminishes every time we use facebook. So a new stupidity emerges, and will characterize the future, one in which the zeitgeist and societal progress will be at the whim of the one upping witty exchanges of news feed conscious, assholes. Fk you all into a bitter extinction.

YOU ARE WATCHING YOU
What is synoptic surveillance? An example would be policemen who are obligated to uphold the law, even if that means incriminating and arresting other policemen. In facebook terms, it means every slave policing every other slave that uses the system (citizens arrest). In Orwellian terms this means that instead of some eye in the sky monitoring everything we say and do (although that may also be a function of face book) most of this work will be delegated to the people who use face book, but they will do this unknowingly. People will keep themselves in line by marginalizing anyone whose ideas don’t match with the ‘in crowd‘ or should we call them ‘the self-proclaimed super conformists who are on the cutting edge of exploiting the hard labours of thinking people‘. Considering the majority of the populous is orthodox assholes, who wouldn’t speak up about something if their social lives depended on it, it should be expected that thousands of these sheeple would flock themselves all the way off the cliff of totalitarianism when that time should arise. You wouldn’t want to come off as a quack, I mean really… what is a ruthless fascist state compared to looking bad to your friends right? This is part and parcel of everyone knowing what you are doing all of the time. Furthermore, the imbecilic fools, in an attempt to disclose and make friends will reveal all the personal information about themselves, so that when its time to bring the hammer down, we will know who is religious, who is political, who is anti-corporate domination etc. You can go to the group on facebook which tells you how to permanently delete your account, but what it wont tell you is that regardless of whether you delete every trace of your existence to other users, all your info is retained in the facebook hidden file matrix. What happens in the facebook stays in the facebook.

Fuck traditionalism and in with the new I say, its just unfortunate that it had to come at the cost of genuine communication with one another, just send an emoti-con to a fake friend and put on a fake smile because you are becoming less and less significant by the day and there is nothing you can do about it. DON’T BE SO DEPRESSED SILLY!!! YOU ARE FAR MORE THEN THIS MATERIAL WORLD COULD EVER EXPLOIT. SO GET NAKED AND RUN WILD IN THE STREETS “SCREAMING JACKASS WITH A WET CIGARETTE“!!! ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! POWER TO THE FKN PEONS!

THE DIFFUSION OF RESPONSIBILITY
Lastly and Undoubtedly, you may all be thinking well if Mr. Human and his buddies have this situation cased (which most assuredly we don’t) and there are people out there being active (referred to in news as domestic terrorists) then I can continue to do my own thing and let them preserve my civil liberties, Nate can continue doing this with vile and lurid self-medicating humour. This is called the diffusion of responsibility, and will lead to the complete and utter erosion of all the freedoms we currently have been duped into believing that we have. One thing is for sure, facebook will surely be the death of Nathan Human.

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*Apparently the following note is causing many people to hate themselves, if you plan on applying this to your on life, its best to stop reading now*




FADBUSTERZ #11.5: A Facebook strategy guide

NOW FADBUSTERS WILL PAY CRITICISM TO THOSE DELIGHTFUL FACEBOOK AMENTIES

THE BIRTHDAY ALERT FEATURE!!!

…..For the love of god, spare your acquaintances and distant non-friends the purely obligatory meaningless one liner “happy birthdays” on their wanting digital walls. It is almost better to not write anything than to write “happy birthday!”… I mean WTF DOES THAT MEAN??? Abso-fkn-lutly nothing! It simply shows them you were willing to waste 3 seconds of your time. And Yeah, I am so much happier now that you have forced me to be… with your completely meaningless platitude of “happy birthday”. If you feel the need to be generous, and make people “feel better about themselves” then at least write a few meaningful lines on their digital walls that are specific to that person. I mean please... THOUGHTS DON’T COUNT FOR SHIT IF ITS OUT OF OBLIGATION.

AQUAINTANCES AS FRIENDS
And then there are these assholes who feel the need to have 3000 friends that they do not know. For anyone who is unaware there are programs referred to as friend bot devices that can be downloaded on the net, they are used by marketers to sell people all sorts of shit they do not need, and send out friend invites to people. In addition these people typically end up filling the highly popular marketing niche of ‘trendsetters‘. Because it’s a well known marketing fact that 1 in every ten people tells the other nine what to do. If you see one of these people first assume the worst, I mean really, either they have self-esteem issues and are trying to compensate for their lack of real friends, and just adding people because they feel the need to be perceived by their all of these non-friends as popular. HA. Or they are trying to sell you something, maybe even an idea like FADBUSTING. OOPS, my sincerity is through the roof son. Your memory has just been erased. NOW.

LIMITED TIME OFFER!!!!!
Infinite Friends (Collect them all!!!) Look Ma I gotta rookie card!, I gotta truther, I got a douchbag, I got an activist, I got a slut, I got someone who is politically correct and supports Obama, I got a right wing retarded jockstrapped asshole, I got a good Christian girl, I got a homie, a token black friend. YAY!!!! LOOK AT ME AND HOW GOOD I AM AT SELF-DECEPTION!!!!YAYYYYY!!!!!! Ok that was lame, but I will press on.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS
Recently facebook has decided that its best not to show a broken heart picture when so and so breaks up with so and so. Now a heart is used for both break ups and hook ups… Who knows… anyway. The most ridiculous thing about this addition to the program is that it has now become the formal way of officiating that one is in fact going steady with someone else. It’s not official until it is facebook official son!! And I presume this has caused a lot of unnecessary conflict for a lot of people, and I bet you most wouldn’t even bring it up. Recently and also included in the weekly report, some guy has KILLED his girlfriend for switching her status from in a relationship to single… So I mean don’t take this shit to lightly eh! Crazy people are like 8 days a week in this trench coat mafia reject society.

NEWS FEED
In an age in which insecurity has reached a self-censoring maximum this ugly tool of synoptic surveillance makes things all the more entertaining. This term describes a system in which units of the system monitor other co-worker (same-level) units of that system. We monitor ourselves. We have thus “outsheeped the sheep”. Heaven forbid we come to rely on this personal intrusion as a source for how to be informed about the world, ‘news’ is being systematically demoted to things such as ‘so and so is scratching their ass, so and so has a headache, so and so is dadadadada SHIT THE FUCK UP NOW. I realize that its not much of a degradation if compared to OJ trials, non-stop “where’s Kaylee” Brangelina mindfk radiation vision. This micro-news feed adds to our personalized schema we carry around called our ‘everyone’ adding to the delusion that the people we surround ourselves with are the only ones that exist and somehow are a valid random sample of the population of a whole. This option also allows us to annoy the fk out of our friends broadcasting our redundant “pick me, pick me” cries for attention of posted items status updates, fake friend selections etc. Nathan Human you dirty dirty boy you.

SOCIAL ADS
Jimmy is going to buy this, jenny is going to see that, Douglas recommends this. Big fkn deal. If you don’t want to be a facebook whore I suggest you opt-out of being exploited in their social ads. How about Jimmy, Jen and Doug, all go fk themselves and upload it to facebook. That said...

UPDATING YOUR STATUS
If you feel the need to change your status every hour, and want to provide a detailed ongoing record to big brother as to what you are doing all the time, instead of just abusing the service with witty, pompous statements that contain curse words, then don’t be surprised if it comes back to haunt you., yeah I know what your thinking “Nate, you hypocritical fkbag, you do it all the time”. Yeah well I am fully aware of this and wont be surprised when the Gestapo come a knocking on my door at 3 O’clock in tha moanin, most likely in the form of a revenue Canada representative!!!! FKRS CAN BRING THAT SHIT!!! Anyway I clearly don’t give a shit either, whereas most people, although oblivious, would. Assuming you fit in that category, consider this before updating your status. I don’t care if you’re tying your fkn shoes. Entertain me with witty one liners for fk sakes!!! It never gets old.

THE “ADD PEOPLE YOU DON’T KNOW THAT WELL TOOL”
If it isn’t spooky enough that the algorithmic statistical facebook monster knows everyone you know, including more about yourself than you know, it should be more upsetting to know that it knows people you don’t know you know. Get it? OK. And lets face it nothing says freedom like allowing someone you have met once get a complete stock of your life and know what you are doing at all times.

APPLICATIONS
I AM HAPPY FOR THE NEW FACEBOOK. All of you assholes who were worried about the change over because it meant that people no longer had to peruse your layers of jackass applications you use to define yourselves, so I can write a message on your wall, can kiss my anti-old facebook ass. Fuck this mindless digital clutter into the recycling bin. I hope you enjoy the new box tab that no right thinking person will ever click on. It will act as a depository for all the useless shit you used entertain and define yourself with in the old virtual world. You Zombie war, funwall, virtual garden embracing real world rejects.

Read the fine print twerp, they want to have access to your personal information!


SAVING THE WORLD ONE CLICK AT A TIME
If you are so naïve that you actually believe that by simply clicking on a link you can cure any of the worlds problems, you are a delusional idiot fkbag, who deserves a life of taxation and slavery. Save the world with just a click than go back to sleep with the false confidence that you have actually done something asshole! Cure cancer, save the whales, save this, dadadadadadadFKNda!!! SHUT THE FK UP and stop playing into these foolish schemes. I mean for Christ sakes… charity ‘applications’??? For shit they could cure but wont because it isn’t economically viable, is beneath the level of sub-retardation, come on everyone knows cures dont make money son!!!

FUCK THE FACEBOOK FOREST
IT IS 100% MARKETING SCAM to sell useless counterproductive green wannabee eco-products to bench sitting eco-warriors who simply want to migrate their addiction to buying things into another market domain. Its just buying different stuff. It was a fad started by a company who makes GREEN ™ products called Ecotopia®. And might I add these products are fkn absurd. If you have joined this group you will notice they have removed the wall because ---yours truly--- went in there and FadbuZted that place to shit, informing their 200,000 plus members in thick detail about their elaborate ploy to propagate eco-capitalism. Playing off of lazy profligates will to save the planet and grow mono-cultured tree farms, they plant something like 1 tree per 10,000 people that join their mindfk group. BIG FKN DEAL. Instead of advocating deforestation they try to sell you more shit you don’t need, lots of it made of wood!!! What a bloody joke. They want your $$$ for their bullshit eco-friendly products which are more redundant then anything at Wal-Mart, useless pieces of shit that are about as ecological as my 4x4 jeep to gratify their own esurient lust for coin. FK THEM. For a crash course in eco-capitalism refer to FADBUSTERZ 5.


THE PROFILE PICTURE FEATURE
You may be saying to yourself well I don’t really care what people think about me, than I say why would you ever feel the need to change your face book photo. Seriously. No matter who it is and how socially detached ultimately it will come to the point in which you are compelled to change your picture, to present yourself in a different way, maybe its been a year and you want to update, sure, but everyday, are you that worried about being misunderstood???

1) The Cell phone shot of a person whose own deluded self-image or what they consider to be the best of themselves is conveyed in a solo photo only to be oblivious to the fact that they probably are processed as a complete retard to others.

-A sub classification in this category is someone who has not one of these pictures, but many, just so people get a concise feel for the grade of their intellectual disability.

2) The… look at all my friends, compulsive uploading, debaucherous, gallivanting, club hopping, drunken flaming asshole douchbag, how much self-investment one is capable of having in this digital popularity contest… shot.

3) The person who uses their avatar to communicate some sort of political, psychological, sociological idea. Wow I mean we are all real fkn impressed at how enlightened you are capable of portraying yourself as.

4) The “I don’t want to show you my face because I am not comfortable with who I am non-pic... shot.”

5) The xenophobic I understand this is all a ploy to get my information and am refusing to use my profile.... shot.

6) The here’s a picture of me and my more attractive friend... shot.

7) The mom and pop, hyper-conformist bore me to death picture. Ned Flanders wannable look at our beautiful kids, and monotonous life... shot.

8) The animal exploiting look at my personified pet... shot.

9) The I need to photoshop my pics in order to look cool to everyone... shot

10) The seamless, Sarah Terkes closest thing to perfection... shot

DELETING YOUR ACCOUNT
Good fucking luck. Between the addiction and the fact that you technically can’t, seriously good fkn luck. And I know you can go to the group called “How to delete your facebook account” that tells you to delete everything, what it doesn’t tell you that whatever you input is still retained in the facebook servers.

Good-BUY

POUND ONE BACK, AND TWIST ONE ROUND, BECAUSE WE GETTING FKD UP TONIGHT!!!!!

Sincerely (on the brink of clinical insanity, but I am doing it for the free legal drugs from the Canadian Government)

Nathan Human

The Propaganda Gradient

Before I commence upon this ceremonial FADSMASH to commemorate the superstition laden number 13, I would like to lay some essential groundwork for this bust by illuminating the spectrum of propaganda as I see it.

The most elementary of propaganda (props) is kindergarten props which quite simply caters to complete idiots. A more advanced form of props is directed towards useful idiots (see FADSMASH 9 for an elaboration of the idiot spectrum) together these two groups comprise 90% of the population (none of you of course!) ‘Idiot’ props rightly takes the form of things which appeal to idiots such as, self-preservation, patriotism and playing on peoples irrational insecurities of fictional boogy men manufactured by the establishment.

This picture never gets old

Then there is useful idiots, those haughty taughty, high in fibre, hipsters who in spite of their macroscopically lacking worldview are of a more moral and scholarly vein, and to their credit are at least approaching reason. These left-leaning playing pieces, require a more sophisticated form of props to ensure that their good will doesn’t compromise the main function of the program (which is to make a select few corrupt fkholes very rich). These useful idiots need to think that they are on the moral high ground, and that in endorsing the lesser of two evils they are justified in their powering of the machine. So… They are GIVEN a lesser of two evils, espousing such notions that ‘change’ can be voted in, with voting machines. LOL fkn hopeless.

For others whose vision pierces beyond this facade we will have more ’isms’ and ‘ologies’ waiting for you and the Molotov cocktails to boot.

Its important that the useful idiots genuine desire to change the world is channelled into matters of sub-level importance so not to take us off course, a safe boat rocking should be all that’s needed to appease these unwittingly hegemonized and truly cynical idealists. Even higher grades of props are served to those who aspire to be in the position of power held by their oppressors, they are the righteous indignant, wont sit still, get your guns, the government wants your money, ecology doesn’t matter (just my liberty... SUV), right wing radio worshipping nobjobs. They find themselves relying on fast talking fatheaded pompously reactive fearmongers like the one below to get information about the world that is ending and a source to stock up on doomsday products.

Sure 9/11 was an elitist intel job, but do I need your fkn overpriced T-shirt, made in god only knows where!

They are polarized with the Eco-warrior, humanitarian, local activist, lovable commie types, who are as committed to their task of saving the world as their second amendment protecting insecure gun toting counterparts, only more enlightened. In the end, both of these more extreme groups have higher expectations of the human race, but differ in how they feel this can be achieved; one is realist one is idealist. Once you transcend even this post- post modernist mindfk level of raging 'radicals' you enter a whole new realm of truth seeking which involves moles, shills, infighting, provocateurs, controlled dissent etc. Till your fkn head starts to spin and you only wish you could go back to the point when the lesser of two evils was enough. But sure enough your hyper attention to stupidity grows like a zit on your face. You are now condemned to think, and thus forced to open your mouth to the point when the Gestapo are kicking down your fkn door claiming that you cheated on your taxes, or calling you out for some unpaid parking ticket. Good luck getting a job in government. Once you have broken this bubble and are approaching the walls of censorship you will find it increasingly harder to get by, as if the universe is plotting against you.

For the last fkn time, revolutions are NOT publicized. Please reread the last fkn sentence until it makes sense. It will only be a song that is sold in a store near you for 14.99$

Once you have been censored THEN and only THEN are you onto something. “Oh yeah Nate’s on some conspiracy shit again”…. how about you keeping eating more between not thinking, and remain arrested in your bed of fabricated culture you politically lethargic parts of the problem.

TERRORISM 101
For anyone who is content in deceiving themselves into believing that the powers that be are virtuous, that those who you rely on to run the institutions that collectively comprise government have the best interests of all of mankind in mind, so that you can continue living a life of self-serving mediocrity enjoying being a slave to a 40 hr work week, here is a fkn reality check you should probably just avoid reading like you avoid everything else of importance.

Terrorism is:

1) Going into a country, taking it over, destroying its native inhabitants and culture, annexing their land and resources, forcing them to partake in your global plan of monetary enslavement and exploiting their population to manufacture cheap low grade products to your own countrymen who are lead to believe that the amount of freedom equates to the amount of products and sensationalist-- just get me through one more day of this authenticity starved Orwellian nightmare pain of being stuck inside this body-- media available. In addition it involves pitting religion against religion, (intra-idiot wars) and promoting inter-idiot wars creating cultural, and ethnic division so to generate profitable conflict in the arms industries and fuel this globalized competitive capitalist mindfk type 0 civilization off the cusp of evolution. In the words of Baron Rothschild “if there is blood in the streets, buy some stock in the arms industry”.

2) A second definition involves that generated by intelligence agencies for the purpose of pushing through their handlers agendas (I.e. 9/11).

Terrorism is not:

1) Helpless ’blowback’ from countries that have been battered, raped, antagonized, unjustifiably infringed upon, and who are legitimately at WAR with their oppressors. This is WAR, not terrorism, and they are merely reacting not pro-acting. Comprende? This system in which we live relies on conflict, it is needed to fuel the fake economy, because we have been lead to believe that competition is the primary impetus for progress. Think about it. They want you to think TERROR->>>>>ISM<<<<< is a fkn ideology!

Do you know what treason is??? Currently it equates to thinking about the interests of other countries we have pillaged, and the ‘little’ people in our own. Nowadays this exercise of critical thought is more appropriately termed domestic terrorism. Things like war, terrorism, self-defence, as idiotic and Darwinian as they may be, a rose by any other name still smells the same. Terrorists are at war, and are defending themselves from what they perceive to be (and in most cases is) a threat to their existence. Does this mean I am condoning what is conventionally understood as terrorism? If your fkn retarded that may be how my words get translated. When your done with that we can carry on... Clearly I am saying that its ado with the unjust antagonism from power hungry countries, it is self-defence, that is not to say it is right, but if someone came into your house started raping and murdering your family, for months and years on end. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO. It takes two to tango, but dont kid yourself with that humanistic horseshit, because some dumb fk always initiates the dance.

Please wake the fk up, I mean go back to sleep… yeah that’s it, let your anger defend the past.

They call it terrorism so you think that these people have no other motive then to terrorize you, because they have nothing better to do. If you entertain this notion, now take a moment to get upset like a little child that you have just had your worldview smashed to pieces, QUICK RATIONALIZE IT. Nathan Human must be a fkn terrorist… Yeah that’s it!!!! RATIONALIZE BITCH. Maybe go to a psychotherapist to get some counselling and heal your (chuckles) precious SELF, you important shoulder chipped, need every thing to be easy, cant take a fkn joke, soft minded wimps, go Transfatten that ass some more! If you think people are against our freedom to chose one of two puppets or one of two monopolized products you need less drinky drinky and more thinky thinky, smoke a joint instead for fk sakes. Get all pissed off and patriotic BECAUSE THAT’S ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO DO.

Forget it just hit the snooze bar, and go the fk back to sleep!! Where were we…. O yeah….

FADSMASHERS # 13: Iron Like a Liar in Zion
*I refuse to be sucked into a religious war. I refuse to dignify Zionists as being religious or even Jewish for that matter. Fk their labels. Call out individuals not groups, because that’s exactly what they dont want.

That said Israeli and Palestinians have both been duped into participating in a religiously charged war, that has Palestinians being the most illegitimately victimized. The short end of the stick doesn’t even cut it as a metaphor in explaining how Palestine has been FUBARED. The following is not for those who have been reduced to hatred on either side. That said… here we go…

IF I RULED THE WORLD AND NEEDED TO OPPRESS A MASS OF PEOPLE BENT ON SELF-DESTRACTION, THIS IS WHAT I WOULD DO:

I would create and hide behind one of the most victimized groups of people history (no not Africans nor the indigenous peoples of everywhere) to push my agenda foreword without even the most remote of criticism. I would also get facebook thought police or one of my brainwashed assholes or rejects to report the following as hate speech to intelligence agencies that monitor facebook for the purpose of pushing through their masters agendas (I.e. 9/11). I dedicate this piece to the oppressed people of Palestine and the deluded chosen ones and NO ONE else.


ISIS- RA- EL (Egyptian Gods) History

Among the most ludicrous of contradictions amongst those who claim to hold self-evident truths regarding the fairness and equality of all ‘men’ (not women of course), those trusting mechanical animals who insist that they uphold the ideals of freedom, justice and democracy (within their own borders only) is their unwitting support of the morally baseless state of death and lies that is ISRAEL, and their promotion of the ongoing destruction of the people and country of Palestine.


Between the years of 1917-1948, while American segregation of minority groups was still wide spread, while black kids were being lynched and churches burned, while the government issued such misleading films such as reefer madness to add to the milieu that suppressed critical and creative thought, and women’s rights were as relevant as gold backed currency, leading global governments apparently allotted what morsel of virtue (LOL) they had to the act of creating a homeland for ONE ‘displaced’ group of people…. As you can see this sort of providence was entirely consistent with the unjust American domestic policies, and they obviously had no ulterior motive for supporting the creation of Israel, other than wanting to DO GOOD. Clearly that is fkn obvious.

A handful of rogue meta-partisian banksters and corporate high-handed asswhores sought to create an unending, religious, political, economic and geo-strategic endless calamitous resource grab in the middle east TO MAKE MONEY (i.e POWER). A new base dialectic emerged that would be the foundation for a superstructure of corruption to be erected throughout the duration 20th and 21st centuries. The outcome of this was a small piece of over hyped fashionably debatable, ever expanding land termed ‘Israel‘ only after hundreds of thousands of Palestinian people had been killed and millions displaced from their homes to fulfill this good old 'American' deed. Not counting millions of duped Jewish immigrants being sucked into this precarious situation from abroad, thousands of which also perished because of Palestinians FIGHTING BACK.

But Palestinians have sticks and stones, Israelis have tanks, nukes, and anti-missile laser defence weapons so clearly this deception is one sided.

In 1923 the Balfour declaration was finalized, (an agreement among’ leading’ nations that the Jewish Diaspora was entitled a land with which they could call their own). Note this was initiated prior to the holocaust… Ashkenazi European Jews of all shapes and sizes needed a country and after having willingly dispersed throughout the world only to be hated where they went for -no particular reason-, and being nearly obliterated after WW2, their friends in various governments pulled some strings. Contrary to popular belief it has nothing to do with the fact that many of these people have been mislead into believing that they themselves are “the chosen ones”… As we shall see, money talks and religion takes a fkn walk. Zionists are not religious, nor are they necessarily Jewish. They worship money. The crux of the ‘ism’ in Zionism is :::fk you we have no morals and will take what we want because we are the best. NOTHING MORE::: This attitude is perpetuated and strengthened by reclusive tight knit circles claiming to represent what religious quacks can collectively appreciate as god. The last thing 'Britain' and its allies were concerned about however, were entertaining the delusions of self-proclaimed chosen people.

Here is my definition of Zionist
Someone who supports the state of Israel not because they are necessarily Jewish, religiously, ethnically or culturally, but because they see how lucrative it is to divide people over trivial issues like whose god is better in order to make a quick buck. That’s it that’s all. This permit’s the highest of hands (who could care less about their own ethnicity, religion or culture, because they are wise enough to REALIZE that these are ALL HUMAN FABRICATIONS) to die in order to fuel the MIC (Military industrial complex). Through this blend of Zeitgeist (a flawed system) and self-proclaimed greats (selfish people), we find ourselves in the half-assed excuse for evolutionary success of which we are apart today.

Receptive to this self-label of ‘chosen ones’, the United nations (*ahem United Europeans) decided that the Light skinned ‘Jews’ were entitled to a country of their own because... They said so. Fair enough…

Showing a PASSPORT in your own country 101

However they went further to suggest that it should be a country that their religious books claims they were entitled to have in their possession, so they all feel real proud like, yeah this is a great idea!!! The United Europeans pretended to dignify this and allotted them a place in Palestine. Obviously there was no geo-strategic utility to doing this whatsoever considering countries who were in desperate need of oil after the war (which was also the root cause for WW2, I.e. a battle for resources) in the middle east. Yes indeed, the country of Israel was formed (which would soon be the only one in the region with nuclear weapons) simply to entertain the deluded religious fantasies of those mislead into believing that they were gods chosen people. Yeah that’s entirely fkn sensible. Go the fk back to sleep. The United Europeans however were not willing to apply this reasoning (the principle that if you once lived in a place you are currently entitled to dominate that place regardless of whether or not people have been living there for thousands of years) to North, Central and South America, Australia, and anywhere else they didn’t feel like de-colonizing. This is because the native populations that once laid claim to these places did not capitalize on the opportunity to self-define as ‘gods chosen people‘, their loss I guess, O SNAP!!!! They should have been more self-serving!! Silly egalitarians!!! Resource based economies are for kids!!!!

A part of me is enraged in seeing this, and a part of me realizes the Israel 'Offense' Forces soldier is a slave too.

Fairy tales
The chosen ones profess that a man named Moses, said to be a descendent of another fictitious character in a string of fictitious characters (a popular phenomenon in ALL religions) named Abraham, freed the so called Jews from the tyranny of the Egyptian emperor (cue scary music now…), turned the Nile river into blood, caused storms of locusts, and parted the red sea in order to lead the “chosen ones” to the land promised to them by god (that sadistic ‘man‘ in the sky who likes watching the in and out of human suffering). Throughout the ages control over this region changed ruling hands DOZENS of times from NUMEROUS surrounding empires. Nonetheless, based on this fairy tale and ignorant to the fact that Palestinian people have lived within this region for millennia, Britain, the US and their European counterparts felt it quite appropriate that ALL those claiming to be Jewish should be entitled to lay claim what was known as Palestine, because they at one point resided there. Its obvious that, with 60% of Jews residing in the United states of America, (a land mass which is hundreds of times larger than the piddly ‘promised land’), and WW2 travesties against Jews having occurred in Europe/ mainly Nazi Germany and Poland (where many Ashkenazi resided for many years prior), it was only appropriate that the distant country of Palestine was invaded and forced into accommodating these displaced people, a country which had absolutely nothing to do with the holocaust ™!!! Yes we should be sympathetic to the reasoning here that claims Jewish people got fkd so its only fair that they pay that shit forward!!! Clearly there was no room in America to house these people! Not even a sliver Texas would suffice WTF!!! Why not you ask? Because these fkrs want people to kill one another, and everyone else in the world to take a side! One world government coming soon.

The Judeo-christian vs. Muslim dialectic emerged a new era of media mindfk fodder for the herds of face stuffing, slobbering skullfkd cattle to intellectually choke on. While we were being individuals, they were communicating.

This was all abetted with the support of the ‘American’ media, political institutions, multinational corporations and bureaucracy who clearly have no Jewish leanings whatsoever!!! Palestine became what is know unjustifiably known as Israel, and we all had a fkn roast in of consumerism for many years henceforth!!! Thankfully we were able to fashion a mentality in which anyone who questioned Israel would be uncritically marginalized, by the unwitting populous of consumers trained to think that kids like to throw rocks at tanks because they are heartless assholes who like the adrenaline rush of being shot at. The fact is Palestinian kids are more educated than most American adults. Never forget this:

(Miss Teen Americas solution to the American education crisis... NOTE: This is no accident, there is a reason for this.

What Does Wikepedia and anyone who took the time to investigate think a Semite is?
Here is the REAL and OFFICIAL definition of a Semite:

It’s originally a broadly used term describing anyone of South-western Asian, Middle Eastern, Arabic, Maltese, or Hebrew descent. Most significantly, it does not solely pertain to Jewish people, nor does it refer to the SECT of Judaism that espouse the strictly POLITICAL (economic) IDEOLOGY of ZIONISM. Being a political ideology means that even Arabs can be Zionists. Got it. Good. Not only has the land of Palestine been stolen for the purpose of war profiteering and resources but so has the word Semitism!!! Yippie!!! Look how steeped in hegemony we all are!!!! Lets all go the fk back to sleep before we know to much for our own good and dream like the ever more infantile herd of cognitive misers we are…. I will continue this soon to prove to be fruitless drivelling, for lack of more meaningful things to do in this semi-vital existential sprawl for half-truth after I finish this longwinded sentence… ok I am fkn done….. Shit fuck…Now.


Thoughtstopping
The next time you see someone being called an anti-Semite here is what you need to do: immediately play into this sophisticated method of thought stopping, attempt to stop them in their tracks, fall immediately into this ad hitlerum appealing, illogical finger pointing fallacious fk around of an argument. Make yourself feel morally superior by instantly calling them a Nazi. DON’T Ask yourself this question: Is the guy on the receiving end of this accusation of anti-Semitism just a indignant Nazi skinhead who hates the fact that they cannot live up to the expectations of their predecessors and like to hate on other social groups because they hate themselves (which don’t get me wrong is a VIABLE possibility) OR (and a big fkn OR) is there perhaps something at work here that requires more thought than simply inducing that NATHAN HUMAN (DEFENDER OF ALL THINGS HUMAN), is a hateful spawn of Satan. You know what never mind because clearly the former is ALWAYS true!!! Don’t think just keep eating. Because clearly I am a black neo-Nazi skinhead, who happens to do social work, happens to have a liberal arts degree, happens to spend all his time promoting a new transcendental consciousness in human beings, human equality and fighting for oppressed people everywhere, so clearly it can be easily induced on the basis of my disagreement with the politics of Zionism that I am a hatemongering racist threat to humanity, that needs to be censored!!! CLEARLY.

Clearly people in power are unaware of everything I have just said, and its just a coincidence that the most morally bound individuals can be sophisticatedly construed to be EVIL, by people tricked into thinking they are doing GOOD by attacking these people and supporting Israel against terrorists. Now you take a look at that and think about how fkn GENIUS this whole plan for global domination is starting to appear. Please reread what I just said. All the while a clique of banksters RULES EVERY CREVICE OF OUR EXISTENCE.

As complex as it seems its simple. Get simple minded people fighting over shit that doesn’t matter and step in and take control. That’s fkn it. That’s fkn all. OVER AND OVER AGAIN ON NUMEROUS LEVELS , A HIERARCHY OF DIALECTICS OVERSEEN BY DETACHED AMORAL ASSHOLES.

The fact is its easy to out someone as being anti-Semitic because they simply disagree with the concept of Zionism!!! Most fundamentally, not all Semites are Jews, not all Jews are religious, and not all religious Jews are Zionists!!! Thus the success rate in reactively making such a charge is about 5%! Most orthodox Jews DO agree, including crowd control intellectuals like Noam Chomsky, that Zionism (I.e. the purely geopolitical doctrine that the Jewish Diaspora is entitled to a homeland in Palestine) is wrong, but it shouldn’t matter what he fkn thinks because clearly it is. Enough said! Lube your intestinal tract with MacDonald’s and drink more fkn Coke, between not doing anything for humanity! Fkrs.

To call someone anti-Semitic is in itself a far more prejudice charge as it presumes that all Semites must be Zionists, thereby mistakenly conflating religious and political ideologues. Its like saying someone is a greedy imperialist because theyt are jewish. Think about it; its like saying someone is anti-Italian because they disagree with the Mob, or someone is anti-African because they dislike gangster rappers. Sure you have the odd headfkd, anal aggressive, jackass skinhead running around but clearly (and I am being serious now) to think that speaking out against the political movement of Zionism is Anti-Semitic (something that has been misconstrued to be a religious issue) is INCORRECT. Plain and simple. This point needs emphasis like a dog needs classic conditioning.

In addition because I frown upon the social control mechanism that is religion for me to shy away from criticizing Judaism because of fear of being illegitimately criticized is a form of extrinsically provoked self-censorship, and you all know how we roll up our joints up in dis piece. In the spirit of Fadsmashers, I am forced to not self-censor.

In short, those who claim that you are being anti-Semitic in questioning anything ado with ZIONISM, are the ones who ARE anti-Semitic, they are programmed ‘liberal bullshit media prone’ clones that have been mass produced and bred for complacency, button pushing, with the more witty ones on crowd control, with their nose high in the sky looking for some truth hand out... struting. If you cant take it from yours truly go the fk back to sleep, keep voting for ‘globalist’ tricksters called politicians, and chasing invisible unaccountable corporations with ALex Jones. Vote for Obama because he is the lesser of two evils, and ignore the fact that anyone who runs by default must support shipping nukes to Israel for WW3.

Who were the Nationalist socialist libertarians of Nazi Germany?
Brainwashed FUCKING ASSHOLES! But a more thorough definition is required.

What is the motive of these skinhead nationalist assfk closet cases who seek to assert their dominance over the rest of us. Well let I explain holmes…. These numbskulls are their to poison the water. Them and their neo-Nazi baseball bat wielding brethren ensure that anyone who questions Zionism suffers death by association to this witless clan of fiendish fktard KKK aspiring brutes who are clearly blind nationalist assholes bottom feeding of the successes of what they refer to as their ‘race’. FK these hate stained assholes into oblivion with reciprocated indiscriminate and unrelenting hatred until we all go fkn blind fk it (*sighing as Ghandi rolls in grave). They are far worse and less justified than the wannabee do gooder liberals indeed, but in the end they both constitute essential elements in a two side game. Assholes Vs. Rejects.

The in-Fuehrer
Hitler was a nationalist, jealous, racist, murderous asshole who had a deep and unexplainable vendetta (and some speculate a pact) with Judaism and the money lenders which hid behind the ‘religion’ of Judaism. So he reasoned that the only way to do this was to kill ALL the Jews. Because clearly its quite sensible that if you are after a small fraction of people who are of a certain group the only rational and ‘final solution’ is to kill that entire race! (note that was sarcasm, if you didn’t realize that then your really brainwashed) unfortunately the 1% that Hitler wanted jumped ship, so he had to settle for the other 99% who hadn’t done anything wrong, including millions of Poles, Soviet POWs, mentally handicap individuals, homosexuals etc. So clearly I am not defending Hitler, am clearly not a fkn “Nazi sympathiser” I mean Pssshaaa! I do not care to debate or even necessarily challenge the narrative of the holocaust ™ either, so you can put your programmed paranoia to rest now. Conveniently this whole holocaust scenario created a situation in which Zionism and its not necessarily Jewish supporters would be immune to questioning.

Hitler was probably a Zionist endorsing globalist (and no I don’t mean he was a self-hating Jew, please fk off with that ridiculous go nowhere, you must take me for fkn retarded argument). Why would anyone hate the fact that they were anything, without motive (especially someone who was an EXISTENTIALIST? Why would people hate a group of people who looked and acted just like them? Don’t ask, just react and think “this guy must be an anti-Semitic Nazi” because clearly that is the only valid option that I am a raging indignant who needs a group of people to scapegoat the worlds problems, and what better more distinguishable people than the ones who killed the Easter bunny, Santa Claus and Jesus Christ, because everyone knows Nathan Human is a religious quack and is simply defending the one that attempted to indoctrinate him (JOKES ON YOU ASSHOLES, OH PARDON ME! I MEAN PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA). Maybe he does this for the Nation of Islam, yeah that must be it too, RATIONALIZE IT FKRS!!!! RATIONALIZE IT!!! I don’t defend religion I defend people. FUCK RELIGION… ALL RELIGION… I AM NOT RELIGIOUS AND NEVER…. EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER (cubed) will be. If your religious I clearly don’t give a shit, I only care that you are human and am not some BIG FAT HEADED ATHIEST either… YEAH FK THEM TOO, AND ANY LABEL FOR THAT MATTER!!! I am completely detached, hence this elitist ranting. Regardless of the fact that I have clearly covered all of my bases and made it explicit as to how my position is justified, that anti-defamation censorship train is never late (looks at watch!). What’s this??? Someone is criticizing the almighty Israel??? Report his ass! String em up!!!! Even if I did go missing, and all of you had read this, it doesnt matter when your oppressor controls nearly EVERYTHING. First it would be contraversy, not long after that everyone will go back to sleep.

Assholes Vs. Rejects revisited (see Fadbusters 9)
So I hope we have clearly established that this WHOLE Nazi vs. Zionist facade isn’t just a distraction away from a plan to incite an endless war that would have half the world pitted against the other for the duration of the 20th and 21st centuries, and halved again and again and again so elitist assholes could profit off of both sides of numerous discourses and centralize power into their own hands while we all run around killing each other…. Sell us an endless string of disposable products through a strategy of monetary enslavement and planned obsolescence, and suppressing the technology our intelligence has entitled us to deal with our repugnance toward human potential. Go back to playing your Wii assholes, and eating overpriced trans fat laden take out you overweight 3rd world children devouring, shaking your fist at the gas pump, eat your fkn heart out you e-tarded assholes. This plethora of idiocy will be euphemistically termed the political spectrum, idiots on the right, useful ones on the left! Now power that military complex like electro magnetism you halfwit ridiculous credulous bitches!


Whew… OK I chill for a sec and catch my breath…………………………….......................

OK LETS DO SOME MORE!!!!!

Nazism 2.0?

Nazism 2.0 bears no symbol, no swastika or token characteristics, now that the power structures are in place the system controls itself. All people need to know is that they cannot question Israel or elites of any self proclaimed cultural, religious, or ethnic vein, (i.e. any group that has a label, other then 'corporations') and anything else goes OKEE! Go back to your wage work, keep your heads down, and worried about fabricated ‘economic crises’, sell all your stocks, and don’t dare question what your boss does with your products you have made… or Israel. Just shut the fk up and work, fuck, and shop, fuck your children and their children and their... and most importantly EAT lots of SHIT that will give you cancer.

In order to be hated by the world, and not perpetuating what is mistakenly referred to as anti-Semitism its important we practice our own brand of fascism over the Palestinian people. This will rest on the central premise that we are the chosen people, the WE are gods gift to humanity and creation, that WE (those who have been promised land by an invisible force handed down to us by some long bearded fictional character who spent 40 days forging words on two tablets sold to us as works of god) must be taken on our word, or this book that is said to be written by assholes who wanted to control us!!!! Clearly our form of Nazism has to be more sophisticated and covert because there isn’t enough idiots left to buy into our kindergarten propaganda. It doesn’t matter how many duel Israeli citizens have positions in the white house!! Or how one-side the United Nations is in its support of Isis-ra-el. Our ‘American’ media mogul counterparts can ensure that no one ever has a clear sense of what is going on, whilst appearing liberal documenting the poor treatment of Palestinians, but remaining completely oblivious to how these problems originated (I.e. that the UN permitted the invasion, maiming and take over of the country), or doing anything about it, whilst blackballing anyone who speaks out against Israel, be they individuals or countries who have refused being banked into submission by the global bankster elite. Yep blackball individuals and bomb the fk out of countries, give people things like alcohol, Pilates, and bad music to secure their slumber.

The alarm clock is ringing. So press the fkn snooze bar and go back to sleep now.

Conclusion

There is no sense in any longer pussy footing around what is so blatantly obvious, that anyone with a desire to examine the facts in an unbiased way should conclude. WE have been duped on a massive scale into uncritically accepting things as being true and necessary, that is, every aspect of our society (economic, sociological, political, psychological, spiritual). AND NO! I am not talking about the holocaust ™, clearly this occurred... The accuracy of statistics related to it I could not debate anyways because anyone who so much as asks a question about it must BE A HATEFUL VENOMOUS BEAST WHO SEEKS TO DESTROY HUMANITY ARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!! What a comical fkn relief this species is I say. But that we as a people must accept this situation and there is nothing we can do about it, because we are too lazy to undergo the growing pains.

People better NOT wake up, the alarm is ringing again, throw it against the wall and smash the fkr, because if you wake up your going to have to put in WORK.

DON’T put an end to this self deception, and accept that our worldview has been compromised before we were even born, otherwise we will have to do something about it!!! Don’t ask why, people want to take over the world, just wait till it trickles down to you in the form of a microchip in your fkn arm, bad mediocre music, and a life of permanent irreconcialable debt!!!! PRESS THE SNOOZE BAR, SMASH THAT FKR.

Don’t think twice about why people despise the practice of money lending, just frolic merrily into that semi-conscious hypnopompic state with which you live out your meaningless materialistic existence. STAY IN BED AND STFU.

DON’T ask any questions, ignore current genocides like the one in Darfur which involve groups you have been trained to believe of lesser importance (quick act surprised!), that we have no monetary interest in saving. Don’t put 2 and 2 together, just doublethink yourself into a narrow corner of ethical immobility. I need a fkn drink and a cigarette but that’s exactly what they want me to do so fk it!!! SOLUTIONS YOU ASK??? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

INFORM, UNITE, TAKE ACTION....OR ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE OF THIS SINKING SHIP


SNORT RAILS, AND EAT DRUGS, EMBRACE THUGS, SELF-LOVE, GET ON THE FLOOR AND MONKEY DANCE, BECAUSE WE AINT LEAVING UNTIL WE PISS OUR FKN PANTS!

Among the many intellectually abating activities in which slaves bent on self-distraction have been granted, none has a greater uselessness to preoccupation ratio than sports. The collective activities known as sports be it hockey, football, track and field, politics etc, have nearly grown essential in sustaining the capitalist cutthroat chariot race that is western society, in which Neanderthals cycle through manufactured conduits hollowed by mindfk inc, to the avail of the jam-packed stadiums of used, distracted, and obsolete minds.

Instead of putting more money, mind and materials into the reconfiguration of our industry driven education system which at present emphasizes training obedience, instead of facilitating the growth of divergent thinking skills and promoting cooperative values to enable the next generation to communicate directly, in a non-conflicting, no-bullshit sort of way (knowledge SHARING, not hoarding or suppressing), instead of unrestrictingly exploring the extent of our psychological capacities, promoting interest in matters of society, galvanizing ourselves towards dismantling the corrupt monetary systems and industrial complexes and once and for all hoist the unnecessary limits which weigh on our potentials as human beings, we choose instead to willingly persist in the our embrace of the jingoistic distractions collectively referred to as SPORTS.

In any given sporting event you have winners and losers, a strictly capitalist jargon that has seeped into the low self-esteemed, warring halls of high schools, preparing adolescents for an adulthood of erudite starved dialogue, and patriotic flag waving assholedom.

By the end of a tourney, or season, an athlete (or team of athletes) is declared the temporary winner of all winners, and these pre-hominid self-important humans called ‘athletes’ grace the podium and are showered with a prestige whose value is calculated in the intensity of the strident applause of fanatics of an even greater breed of idiocy, and nothing more. Nonetheless those atop the podium assume that somehow these boisterous cries in fact make their activities meaningful. It should follow that one must ask; what is greater: Idiocy or the act of cheering idiocy? Is it even worth asking such a question?

Sports induced riots
As if the spectacle of sports in itself wasn’t enough to warrant mass sterilization, the madness is compounded thereafter by the actions of de-individuated hooligans who feel the need to turn this false excitement into a flurry of self-gratifying mischief and violence. This of course is only after teams they possessively refer to as ‘theirs’ have won a major sporting event (I.e. world cup, world series etc), ignorant to the fact that often, in what’s backwardly termed ‘professional’ sports, 90% of players on a given team are from a different state, or country; and are solely their for the ‘opportunity’ or $$$. What better way to celebrate the victory of ’your’ team then by taking to the street and enlisting yourself into a situation which allow you to further curb your common sense for the non-benefits of partaking in a group-thinking, hysterical fk around of senseless window smashing absurdity.

When someone tells you they don’t like sports, or ‘your‘ team, and upon realizing that they don’t embrace the same bullshit value system you bought into, reply with a dumbfounded misery loves company look on your face, and say “well what’s wrong with you?”

Hopefully they will reply:

“I am sorry I said something that has offended you about ‘your’ team, perhaps you could see it from my still evolving perspective if it wasn’t for your egocentric 3 year old, world wrestling federation conception of the world. I propose to you a brilliant idea: After your finished fanaticizing over your machismo masquerade why don’t you go do thinking people a favour and pick a fight against one of the many other idiot embracing idiots which will drag every other idiot around you into an rioting raucous fueled by hare-brains and drunken squalor, which should be enough to warrant an ass beating by establishment funded mercenaries (riot cops) you dumbfk drags on evolution.”


If anything is to exceed the inanity of a human being playing sports, its the beer swilling, jock-strapped, wife beating wags who sit their on their ass catcher all day willingly exposing their feeble minds to ads that reinforce their lopsided world view between watching a group of overpaid assholes running into one another.

In this monumental waste of time they allow their emotions to be modulated by this capitalist charade like the archaic caveman they are…

“Me team score yay!! Me like it when me team score and beat other team like dat, me sad when me team lose, me be mad all if dat happen, me don’t like person who cheer for uver team, ooga booga, me argue wit dem about dis and pwetend like it matters aduh aduh aduh”.

Please STFU and off yourselves you social eugenics validating, catalysts to armageddon.









Videogames
Just when we thought that we had reached the pinnacle of idiocy in our creation of huge stadiums, wasting exceptional amounts of time, media, money, resources and hare-brains to facilitate these dumbfk proceedings, the bar is raised a mile further with sports based ‘video games‘.

As if it wasn’t sufficient that sports were entirely useless in solving important real world CRISES, we have decided to eliminate the only possible utility of such idiocy (with its trivial potential physical health gains and promotion of exercise) to entirely demote ourselves to obsolescence to amuse our wannabee godlike fantasies in the virtual realm of video games. Regardless, these trivial gains in health through partaking in sports, can be easily supplemented with natural exercise, martial arts which emphasize meditation and discipline, allowing people to harness their very real psychosomatic strengthening and self-healing capacities so they don’t have to rely on unnecessary, over-priced, addicting psycho-pharmaceuticals. Even freeing up time to participate in mental exercise instead would suffice, which would enhance our critical thinking skills so not to permit the global fuck over by a hand full of elitist pedophiles that allowed us to get so fat in the first place. Never mind free energy MADDEN 2010 (to be released in 2009) BITCH!!!

But Nate “Many sports benefit the development of strategic thinking skills, and working as a team, especially games like football because of the complexity of the plays etc”. If I were to mistakenly dignify such jabberwocky I might say. “Listen you defenders of all that is senseless, ‘strategy’ and other Klingon warlike words derived from the pedagogy of defenders of the old mammalian world of conflict, territoriality and predation, reinforce notions that in order to advance as a species we must compete with one another, that progress relies one us hiking up one another’s egos, all so that when its time for the establishment to call us to war we will make more efficient killers.

Teamwork for the purpose of fking another team over is hardly enlightening. So how about instead of wasting billions of our time and money on these degenerate practices, that do absolutely nothing but distract us away from the force-feeding of lies into our craniums by the mainstream news, and the $ shaped dildo being jammed up our rear end by the people who print money, and authorize themselves to lend that which doesn’t exist, we organize ourselves and put these fkrs in jail and throw away the key OR simply STFU, worship the all mighty Obama we have been given to lie to us, put our fkn heads down and get back to work. Clearly I am not ashamed to be apart of this pathetic species of wasted potential, my soul doesn’t long to escape this prison, and I wouldn’t rather be a mind expanding fungi that just was.

Hero’s
In an effort to understand why people embrace such useless bullshit we can refer to the Jungian concept of the hero archetype. Jung proposed the THEORY of the collective unconscious which purports that there is a set amount of roles (niches/ personalities) human beings are capable of filling, grow into and idolize (i.e. the warrior, the mother, the brother, the authority figure etc.). The collective Unconscious is a semi-genetic pool of information collected throughout the evolution of our species that each of us continually draws upon to socially make sense of the world; most importantly it is wholly compromised of these archetypes (which are numerous). In the context of this theory, the allure to sports and envious adoration of athletes can be seen as inclinations towards archetypal figures such as the leader, the warrior, in essence; the hero.

The problem is these so called hero’s in question are not saving babies from burning buildings, rather they lead a pack of idiots who are warring for spectacle and money, they are not defending against any ‘evil’ except that which was created for entertainment purposes, thus their heroism is merely in relation to the misguided regard of dumbfk spectators.

The heroism then is determined in the relative importance of defeating another team and proving who is best at entertaining a mass of undeserving assholes. These hero’s are paid despicable amounts of fake money to play out our fantasies and distract human beings away from things of impending importance, things which would in fact benefit their lives in some way; like thinking. But forget all of that, continue to wear stupid hats, buy overpriced floor seats, ‘fan’ the flames, partake ritualistically, religiously splash your face with team colors like the fun-loving retards you are while your liberties rot like the remainder of your cerebrums, whatever you need to get through the day you totalitarian warranting impediments to tranhumanist progress.

THE MAIN EVENT
Entering the arena, with a fanatically commissioned bravery, and a programmed patriarchal longing to distance themselves from their animus (feminine side) for approval of a civilization of sluts and brutes, the gladiators roared into the arena to entertain the emperor (who the peasants had been growing weary off). He presented his subjects with this spectacle to satisfy their primal bloodlust, their intrinsic need for carnage, which allowed them the vicarious experience of pain.

The modern day malevolent marvels strutted their garbs fashioned by eastern hands, in eastern lands, branded with regionalist evoking emblems, endorsing shitty disposable products, valiantly entrancing the consumption machines away from contemplation of things geared towards actualizing their own best interests. In an effort to appease the carnal lusts and sadist amusement of the mammalian brain, these bouts were staged to entertain and satiate this over-socialized and hungry drooling beasts inclination to rebel . Perhaps this interest in adrenaline rushing, cathartic embrace of sports and hero’s is due to the repressive weight of ‘civil-lies-ation’ as so eloquently illustrated by Sigmund Freud. That is, because ‘civilized’ society forces us to repress our animalistic urges we need to sublimate these canned energies into socially acceptable acts. Instead of trying to transcend these evolutionary dictums which brought us to this high point of cranial capacity (which have reached a point of redundance due to something called "consiousness"), sports are simply their to propogate this primitive inclination so to keep us content and suspended in this second rate competitive capitalist fk around. This is so a few assholes, who someday hope to explore the cosmos, can suspend our creativity long enough that they can make robots to fulfill our menial slave roles we call 'jobs', modify themselves cyber-genetically and use the technology they hide from us to enable thier exploration of the cosmos.

WELL FK THAT SHIT SON!!!! I WANTS A SPACESHIP TOO BITCH!!!

Clearly this is well into the nonexistent future, but hopefully I have conveyed the point.

Superstardom
It should have been induced by now that I am in no way religious... That said I am not reserved in my criticisms of secular society in which we so confidently idolize the undeserving even though this is a step up from religion that idolizes the non-existing. It certainly wouldn’t be in our best interest to have our children adore Nobel laureates, or those who devote themselves passionately to furthering our understandings of this existence, even the mad scientists that work in secret special interest run government labs for fk sakes.

Instead, and with extreme complicity and veneration we encourage them to look up to these drawbacks to human cerebral potential. We would sooner send our gratitude the way of the dumbfk jock, who has their University paid for their ability to promote school spirit and breed more dumbfk jocks, training the next generation of mediocre minds in the art of patriotism. “But Nate this brings people together for a common purpose, it allows provides entertainment in an otherwise extremely stressful society, provides positive role models for our children, and promotes health and exercise” FK that, it unites people to rally around a useless activity and compete with one another like their long since phased out pre-hominid predecessors, Sports are a diversion, and the need for this kind of entertainment is what got us into this soon to be very real mess in the first place, I want my children to worship no one but admire people who show concern for others, not ones who are constantly trying to one up others, sports are not required to promote health and exercise. Had we focused our time on promoting education and thinking critically throughout the ages we would not have the malnutrition minds, and need this sort of fictional enticement to provoke the deflation of our fat asses. We instead chose the illusion of democracy over Socrates.

The Olympics/ and a world of 'piece'
A great way to ensure that nationalism continues to separate the world, and deeply engrain our lines in the dirt said to separate countries is the Olympiad.

Many would say but Nate “doesn’t this allow the international community to come together and exchange cultures and engage with one another”. Fk no. It brings countries together for the purpose of promoting the notion that progress is fueled by competition. So the elites of this world can plot against us, and send us to war with one another so to increase their wealth. Every time an athlete breaks a record by a few thousandths of a second we celebrate this by giving them a precious medal. As we evolve away from our reliance on the physical, it should be quite shocking that we are constantly breaking physical records, what does this imply? Perhaps that we are not evolving away from the physical, rather we in a state of intellectual decline, over the hill. This decline is essential in ensuring a select few of us prevail, that the 5+ billon of us who have been superseded and are unnecessary are willingly blind enough to be fkd over; as we surely will be.

The All American Game

In this micro rendition of capitalism called sports, players are mercenaries Vs. Domestic terrorists referees are the judiciary, fanatics are light/right paradigm worshipping peons, and the playing field is artificial turf, corporate team owners, money printing league owners.

The Players
THE HOME TEAM
In the globalist corner wearing the blue suits, Kevlar, tax dollars, health benefits and training in the art of enslaved slave driving, the one… the only…. Former football playing protectors of those that enslave them… LAW ENFORCEMENT. (Akin to the Harlem Globetrotters)

THE RIVALS
In the farthest and deepest corners of everywhere wearing the makeshift gas mask, and array of more evolved symbols it’s the NON REBELLING SLAVES WHO ARE SIMPLY THERE TO LOSE (Akin toThe Washington Generals). LOL!!! Also known as the domestic terrorists, anti-Americans, Lumpen-proletariat, activists and brown people supporters.

The fan and the fanatics
Also known as voters, peons, pawns, cattle, sheep, bench sitters, overzealous self-induced delusional ones, fashionably rebellious slaves, peasants and hyper-conformist assholes.

The referees
The hand picked Judiciary, which has a bias for what is said to be the home team.

Cheerleaders

That was then...

This is now...

And then there was the women who did nothing to discourage this meaningless act, but galvanize the mindfkd masses towards stroking these blokes false sense of importance. Concurrently suspending womens rights and encouraging the next generation of girls to not think whilst looking pretty and encouraging the idiocy that will be the death of their species.

The Mascots
As if the chauvinism of packs of wild brutes excited by dancing wenches wasn’t enough, superstition is introduced into this mess of idiocy via mascots, team emblems and ritual, encouraging uncritical support for the teams.

The coaches
The one who is chosen by the fanatics and team members to lie to them and tell them what to do.

The team owners
The capitalists

The league owners
Bankers

REBELLION IS A SPORT




Sincerely (Trapped in a body)

NATHAN HUMAN

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