Every year kids are nearly scared to death by escape convicts/ former AA members who play the role of the corporate whore Satan, I mean Santa claws. The children score another point for the ‘I see dead people crowd’… The self-deprecating unpaid Coca Cola representatives take a break from rehab once a year in order to get one of the remaining degrading jobs available which ironically will work to perpetuate their own abandoned children’s enslavement.

A new book called “Scared of Santa” documents the traumatic experiences of children who in their infinite wisdom try to give their parents (who chuckle at how cute this display of rejection of corporate whoredom is) a hint, but forcefully the parents press on!

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