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Nathan Human (or someone)

Sure enough, even though I have yet to see this movie, I still feel entitled to shit on the whole thing (Diureticaly)!!!!

So we hear all of this talk about how this is going to "change the way movies are made" and all that other bullshit the director paid the news agencies to say to convince us to dignify this monumental waste of wealth, expertise, and resources while indoctrinating our obsolete minds with the philosophy of those who rule us simply by telling us they do not actually rule us...

Free advertising on the news
It is pretty clear how this movie will set the standard for upcoming follywood trash of the sort. Its a difficult process but I think I have figured it out, first you need .5 BILLION dollars (the GDP of a small country) for advertising on the NEWS. Then your 99% of the way there. After that you buy this program for 50$ and pay some kid from youtube to make the fkn thing, all the while showing everyone how the American dream is still vital and pumping strong... on Youtube...

Sure enough, (and like any good propaganda film) pretend news agencies paid to lie to us, wont shut up about this movie, to such an extent that if you dont know what "avatar" is yet, you probably have yet to have had your country infringed on and bled completely dry by multinational resource whores and banking oligarchs. Anyways, people never seem to question the free advertising that is sold as news, probably because we are so fucking used to it. We wont let that stop us from regarding the mainstream media as the ultimate source of truth though!!! HELL NO!!!! NEVER!!!!

Even the most critical minded people never seem to take issue with the self-fulfilling nature of something like Facebook, Twitter or other new invasive technologies being popularized via the news in talking about how "popular it is", because we are by and large obsolete sets of lips and assholes whose primary mission is too decieve ourselves so not to inconvenience our masters. 

Word Theft
I am sick and fucking tired of hollywood taking all of our fucking words. Every god damn word in the english language is now a movie. Everytime I type in avatar on google, I am going to be inconvenienced with 1 million links about how fat headed docile avatards have seen the movie 'Avatar' 6 times because they hate everything about themselves. I wont be directed to information as to what the word means, or other knowledge of interest. For example: Google the word "big brother" Orwell may make the list if you are lucky... Its likely you are being inundated with links ado with the bullshit reality TV program I am guessing...

Preconditioning
Judging by the name 'avatar' the preconditioning in this movie is clear, they are prepping us for Virtual Reality, augmented reality, bioengineering, cybernetics etc. Anything ado with the mind/ body dualism is being promoted here.

As far as I know the movie has the usual imperialist set-up (i.e. Humans go to planet to conquer natives). It is not clear yet as to whether the word Zion will be used for the invading spaceship, although it will likely sneak its way in there like it sneaks into everything (and everywhere) else!!!

I strongly enourage everyone to go and waste their remaining money on this movie, especially if you are feeling like fadulous uncultured scum who simply goes to the movies because you "want to see what all the fuss is about". Its absolutely imperative that you and millions of others deliberate this "fuss" while passively absorbing this fictitious narrative which will be used to acclimatize and further coax you into accepting these brutal realities as they are engineered and manifested in the non-fictional world.