Tyra Banks in all her suburban splendour is set to take the reigns on distracting NA females once Oprah signs off in 2011, her pressing issues discussed this week involved evanescent topics such as: Fantasy makeovers, Shopoholics, Tips on dating, and of course the highly emotional engaging ‘sisterhood’ episode. Tyra and friends continue to finance the delusion that even though they will soon be fucked and their money worth absolutely nothing, that enough leverage will be provided to continue to act like self-embracing retards, so to keep them spending billions of dollars on clothes and make up that most wags would rather they not wear anyway!

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New York times boldly and patriotically releases insights that Bush ok’d secret global raids (as Bush completes his term), which permitted the US army to invade any country it deemed problematic to the ‘©war on terror’ for the last two years. In addition they fail to mention that when taken collectively, Patriot act 1 and 2, the home-grown terrorism prevention act, the warrantless tapping bill etc, non of which Obama’s handlers plan on allowing him to repeal, makes the first amendment worth about as much as FIAT paper money.