Tyra Banks in all her suburban splendour is set to take the reigns on distracting NA females once Oprah signs off in 2011, her pressing issues discussed this week involved evanescent topics such as: Fantasy makeovers, Shopoholics, Tips on dating, and of course the highly emotional engaging ‘sisterhood’ episode. Tyra and friends continue to finance the delusion that even though they will soon be fucked and their money worth absolutely nothing, that enough leverage will be provided to continue to act like self-embracing retards, so to keep them spending billions of dollars on clothes and make up that most wags would rather they not wear anyway!

The star of the teenage hit “American Lie” Tara Reid checks into rehab, while a resounding mass of nitwits, neo-chimpanzees and cosmetically overhauled mindless twits are encouraged to be concerned with sensationalist tabloid portrayals of the person that who’s worst, is apparently more newsworthy then the fact that the world is fucked!