Of all the things in this world we could care less about, none could be more absolute then the fact that Ashton Kutcher is Twitters new spokesman. Like we could give a fuck that there are 1 million aspiring 'punk ass twits' who squander their hours outside of working shitty jobs to 'follow' Ashton's mindnumbing tweets detailing the latest staged victimization on his show punk'd or his wifes latest post-menopausal emotional discharges. But because this story was a redundant piece of shit that distracted people from the real world and promoted a service that would facilitate unoriginal narcisstic exhanges thus garanteeing a  fadulously degenerate mass of pre-cognitive morons, it was considered a worthy front page feature for the numerous conspiring multinational news agencies who have a vested interest in Twitters stock and the sociopolitical apathy the service breeds. Pardon that long sentence, its a good thing that I am not on twitter and can actually explain ideas concisely!

Its bad enough Twitter is being forced down peoples throats in its well orchastrated  news media marketing campaign. Whats worse is the promise of liberating our speech in 140 characters or less... Because nothing is more liberating then sending as many messages as possible with minimal depth. Yet again, our culture of consumption favors quantity over quality.

It should be no coincidence that it just sporadically became popular. Like out of nowhere. A quick search on any of the big news media agencies websites will yield countless stories ado with Twitter published in the last two weeks. And without this media attention what would Twitter be? The service itself is hardly innovative or unique, if anything its a lesser version of big brothers facebook. If only the service was publicized for what it really was: a tool of the global elite to devalue  the social interaction of the commoner to the point of redundance. Thanks to the 140 character limit of twitters microblogging platform, each tweet has the potential for about as much substance as a Bill O'reilly commentary and thats not counting teh commercials... A technology that suspends us in the infantile attention seeking circus that knows no end other then the end of our real relationships, and getting testicular cancer from exposing ones crotch to EMF laptop radiation constantly. What little interaction that ensues outside the internet is interrupted by obsessive texting, emailing, messaging fueld by our compulsion to know the trivial details of peoples lives they seldom attend to anymore thanks to twitter. In the future there will only be one relevant status: # 6, 889, 889, 000 is online. 

Twitters popularity
There is a reason everyone is talking about Twitter, the same reason everyone talked about facebook, its but another headway in an incrementally adminstered plan to know what everyone is doing at all times, all of our behaviors will be rendered into a virtual matrix which will be used to efficiently process any naysayer when the time comes, and sell us lots of green products to save the environment until that point Its only partly ironic that such a technology need not be forced on anyone, rather its absorbed readily by the self-esteemic void of the uncritical mass in their desperate attempts to express their individuality through these limited communicative stencils. Hoping perhaps that someone will recognize them as a bonafide individual, with their witty one line status updates, fleeting 15 seconds of fame, schizophrenic Twitter word salad wisdoms, and the forever virtually embedded digital persona, while as a collective their capacity to engage and organize for the purpose of progressive social action diminishes accordingly...

When you see a product being discussed on mainstream news ask yourself, of the thousand products available similiar to this one, why is this one receiving so much attention? Why does this service get free advertising on the news while your longwinded diatribes attacking the global elite cant get published unless they are on some shitty do it yourself website no one will see??? BECAUSE YOUR A BITCH SLAVE AT THE COMPLETE WHIM OF THE MEANS PROVIDED BY YOUR OPPRESSOR!!! DIGITAL HEGEMONY!!! YIPPIEE!!! FUN!!! GOOD TIMES!!! WHATEVER YOU DO DONT ASK WHO OWNS THE MEDIA!!! YOU CRIMINALLY OPEN MINDED HATE FILLED FUCK!!!

Twitter conspiracy?  Oh This is only the beginning....

Its coming...

A message from an enlightened tubester

For more on digital oppression see:

http://www.fadsmashers.com/19/post/2009/04/nanoblogging-facebook-the-real-wikipedia.html

http://www.fadsmashers.com/19/post/2009/04/facebook-philantropy-and-the-digital-revolution-digg-linked-in-facebook-stumble-upon.html

http://www.fadsmashers.com/19/post/2009/04/youtube-publishes-video-condemning-its-own-censoring-practices.html

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The model was reported as saying "Every time I visit Israel I am blown away by how beautiful the woman are." A Palestinian woman who could also relate said "everytime I visit Israel I am also blown away"...

In addition to stimulating Israels slumping tourist industry (put on hold due to genocidal slowkill of the native Palestinian population), Donna Feldman will help sell Zionism with TnA from the promise land, heres the IDF girls gone wild edition one!

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Fans of deplorable music the world over were stunned to accidentally come across good music for once in their pathetically lame medicore fucking existences... A woman took the world by storm in her exhibition of 'musical talent' something foriegn to the show Britains got Talent. Fulfilling its contribution in lowering the masses standards for entertainment, so to be easily taken in by sexually provoking fast food ads, and wal-mart furniture, while be monitored 24/7! As an added side-effect the show was given the opportunity to appear moral as the people who pretended they were important (the judges) conceded that a woman who had no plastic surgery could sing... Excellent! Now its back to seeking out unoriginal sellouts that are amendable to the oppressive socio-technological apparatus!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoF_XMDUukI

An interesting experiment is to listen to it not watching the video... You will  likely be imaging a beautiful woman singing...

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Glen Beck airs "Destined to repeat" segment in a ridiculous attempt to exploit mass of half enlightened indignants

In an attempt to get the story, I subjected myself yet again, to another of Becks rants about things he didn't talk about before getting a multi-million dollar contract to do so. A quick breakdown:

1) Glen Beck, outspoken conservative and christian, recently acquired a deal with Fox news. This move coincided with Obamas entry into the whitehouse; literally within days of the election win.

2) Beck is being used to sponge up any American discontent left in the wake of capitalism's last scourge, his target audience has (up until his Fox news show oddly) consisted of the religious right, but has now expanded to include the half-right militia groups, and all of the conspiracy cultures born out of the realization that 9/11 was a false flag operation not committed by Osama Bin Laden as was officially sold.

3) Beck once broadcast his thoughts about these groups (before his multi-million $$$ fox deal) insisting that anyone that questioned the government, or had varying opinions on 9/11 was a threat, and "dangerous". Now he is attempting to appeal to those very same people with his threats that fascism is coming to America... Its called controlled opposition, and it doesnt stop at Beck, it boils down to a bunch of right wing fearmongers arguing with one another, all pretending to be fighting for the "people". From Beck, to Jones to Limbaugh, to O' Reilly, they are all on the same team in the end touting their religious lines while disavowing truths to pollute movements. You see, the majority of the people in this world would be considered leftist, or anti-capitalist, as the majority of the world is poor. But the left has alot of holes as well, and is essentially the first controlled opposition. The Alex Jones entourage is the second line of defense, and others still after that. All to keep us suspended in confusion, as the unjustly wealthy and protected rest easy.

4) Becks Fox program originally began fixated on the issue of a coming communist government... In an effort to broaden his target audience. Beck is now officially focusing on the rise of Fascism (i.e. not socialism).

They are broadening the fanbase. The thing about resistance movements is that they are by and large located on the left (i.e progressives). And you cant appeal to left leaning people while condemning communism via Fox news. It just doesnt happen. So... 2 weeks ago Beck changed his tune and admitted he was wrong and that we are in fact advancing towards a Fascist dictatorship. He made no mention of this when Bush was pretending to lead, but for some reason it is now his central concern. Right. Unfortunatley Beck is doing the mans dirty work, turning the political paradigm on its head. Encouraging people (unconsiously) to reject the left and accept the right as being the truly progressive party. But the bottom line is he is just there to win votes for the next right-wing hopeful. As non-partisian as he claims to be, this is exactley what he is doing. A great way to lure people into your belief system is to critic some extreme aspect of that system.

Beck is but one in a string of shills preaching non-partisian ethic whilst promoting a political agenda, and you can bet your ass people are going to fall for it in droves. We are witnessing an intensification of polarization in American society which is to precipate the coming civil war.

Recipe:

1) Black guy to run and fuel McCarthiest insecurity, riding on the momentum of years of deep conditioning of the "American Dream Myth".

2) Have opposition that claims to truly advocate what Obama deceivingly represents, by revealing some halftruths about the system to win support.

3) Let them duke it out...

4) Buy up whats left after the smoke clears

Its not the problems these guys state have no merit, but its in their phony solutions.

Ahhh much more approriate...

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