Ms. Michael Jackson touts a new smile, and heads back to work to pay off the remainder of his face, the mouth from which was likely rendered from Octomom, someone MJ wants to hook up with... for 8 undisclosed reasons...

AMERICANS SEEK TO BORROW BACK THEIR OWN MONEY

Americans now consider themselves a socialist country after successfully lending those who enslave them money so that they can have it lent back to them… at interest, hoping for a good return on their investment which will require many more years of accepting things without scrutiny, a challenge the populous is committed to see through to extinction. Clearly any redistribution of wealth will suffice!

BLACK VILLAINS

Chris Brown plays the role of the monthly African American villain on Fox news for abusing his girlfriend (who it would appear has acquired a dependency to the abuse as they have allegedly made up), while white collar crime is rewarded with billions, and Madoff awaits conviction from the comfort of his own home!

CORPORATE EXCUSE FOR MUSIC COMPETITION TEASES WITH ITS COMPLETION 

Millions of victims of the US education system await their annual dose of culture by way of the American Idol victor, so to be indirectly informed as to everything that is wrong with contemporary mainstream music in the span of one hour. Not only will the upcoming pop icons skills be assessed by former and present music industry salesman (*artists), one of which is trashtalking wanker who enjoys telling these people how bad they are at selling out, the enlightened populous will be delegated with the hefty responsibility of choosing who they want to model their stuck up lives around for the next year. Next week is Micheal Jackson week, quite possibly the only good pop musician to have ever lived. If you for some reason enjoy this program, first ask yourself... have I lost all standards for good sounding music? If so throw on something real....