Alex Jones... shameless 01/25/2009
You too can support the rambunctious ramblings of the info wars commander who outspokingly refuses to command! Insisting that shouting you all into being paranoid and hysterical unorganized militants is as far as he is willing to go! But have no fear, someone will capitalize on this latent survivalist fervour soon! ![]() 1 Comment Tyra Bangs 01/25/2009
Tyra Banks in all her suburban splendour is set to take the reigns on distracting NA females once Oprah signs off in 2011, her pressing issues discussed this week involved evanescent topics such as: Fantasy makeovers, Shopoholics, Tips on dating, and of course the highly emotional engaging ‘sisterhood’ episode. Tyra and friends continue to finance the delusion that even though they will soon be fucked and their money worth absolutely nothing, that enough leverage will be provided to continue to act like self-embracing retards, so to keep them spending billions of dollars on clothes and make up that most wags would rather they not wear anyway! Bill bored s-hitlist/ Dec 25th 2008 01/25/2009
This weeks top ten bill-bored s-hit list included a barrage of the mind numbing thought-stopping jingles that brain-dead idiots have been calibrated to believe are in fact good. Among these excuses for music are hits by Titney Rears, Yawnye Rest, and Nicklecrap! This was said to be highly surprising that these 3 made the top ten... They all are poised to win the attention and a spot on the carcinogenic cell phones of their soon to be militarized stupefied audience for the ridiculous Rogers rip off special at 2$. Time for a detox 01/25/2009
The star of the teenage hit “American Lie” Tara Reid checks into rehab, while a resounding mass of nitwits, neo-chimpanzees and cosmetically overhauled mindless twits are encouraged to be concerned with sensationalist tabloid portrayals of the person that who’s worst, is apparently more newsworthy then the fact that the world is fucked! Eminem to release new album 01/25/2009
Eminem announces that his new elusively talented and annoyingly high pitched squealfest, will appear very talented and intellectual when contrasted with the mass of even shittier music that will be released to his privileged suburban fanatics next spring. The album will be entitled “relapse”, perhaps alluding to the listener’s method of sedating their ability to think with no talent lyricism and one play shelf life tracks. It is expected to reinforce white kids to partake in the blind narcissistic consumerism used to destroy black consciousness, that will bleed their pennies into the pockets of people and pretend that their hard knock lifestyles is like “ruff and shits”. By singing about such trivial events as his own life, as well as his own life, in addition to… his own life, Eminem is expected to create the illusion that he is actually good at what he does. New York Times still not enlightened 01/25/2009
A report was put out by the New York times, a periodical with supposed leftist leanings, and defenders of the 9/11 myth (that the events of 9/11 were conducted by Al CIAda), in an attempt to make itself look like real independent media, published an article entitled “World falls for American Media, even as it sours on America”, which documented how the Bush administration and the entertainment industry were in cahoots to make America look good overseas. In spite of blatantly excluding itself from the category of “mainstream media” attempt to galvanize Obama supporters, and give mindless McCain drones something to shake their fists at, this meager attempt at fronting as if the Zio-periodical is working in the nations best interests with risky reporting is expected to be revered by misguided liberals everywhere. The infowar 01/25/2009
Misguided righteous libertarians continue to scapegoat immigrants with the help of Alex Shill Jones. As discussed in numerous Fadsmashers reports, Alex Jones is merely a Ron Paul campaign manager who is being fronted not only as a revolutionary, but being made to look as if he is being somehow censored by mainstream Zio-vision. Yes indeed Obama 2.0 is in the making! In spite of being backward on issues such as race, sex, immigration and being a staunch NRA nationalist, Ron Paul has been leeching the efforts of justified movements such as 9/11 truth, protests against the integration of the Americas, and the Federal Reserve in order to appear revolutionary. Ron Paul revolution T-shirts on sale now at info wars.com!!! Asteroid hysteria 01/25/2009
Fox news conscripts renowned scientist to push forth worries about asteroids hitting earth, and the need for the UN to make big fuck you anti-asteroid weapons to combat the imminent threat. Hal Turner shillary 01/25/2009
New ‘North’ American dollar bills are released by supposed FBI informant (Hal Turner) and so called “white-supremacist” who has made outspoken regressive statements which range from “shoot illegal immigrants” to the profuse use of terms like "savage Negro beasts," "bull-dyke lesbians”, and "faggots". How facebook is advertised on the news 01/25/2009
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