Australians have been instructed to eat more camels to save the environment… Due to an ‘uncontrollable’ population of camels, Australians are being encouraged do their part in optimizing the ecosystem and water resources problems they created, by dining on camels. In a related story the US is said to be investigating the Camelians ties to Al CIAda... When asked to respond to the allegation of being scape-cameled for the worlds problems, representatives of the Camelian tribe were quoted as saying things which were highly incomprehensible to human reporters because they are camels… however, one did coherently respond in saying. “Fuck you, we did not create the problem you flat back dickheads, you humans outnumber us by billions, and each consume 10 times the amount of water as us, so fuck off you opposable thumb having bipedal mutherfkrs, and don’t expect a ride on my back through the desert sun after you nuke the planet and are forced back into egalitarianism either you wastes of cerebral cortex bitches you!”. The hostility is said to be evidence of the AL CIAda factions clandestine ploy to destroy civilization.